What the hell is this thing?? Some one please tell me!!

2004-07-29 [apathetic]: I dyed my hair purple! Can I be a pretty pony now mommy?

2004-07-30 [Snowflame]: purple!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2004-07-31 [Same old same old!]: oooh i used to be purple! tis purdy!

2004-08-01 [apathetic]: *sneezes*

2004-08-01 [apathetic]: This top secret device was recently unearthed in a small suburb of London. The theory is that it communicates directly with the device which is described in the top secret file 475.2258-B. To date the whereabouts or rather the whenabouts of that device, made popular in the supposed fiction of H.G.Wells, is unknown.

2004-08-02 [Tanzi Took]: LOL!!!!!!!!! :D

2004-08-02 [Same old same old!]: no! dammit, its an aliens dildo!!! lol

2004-08-03 [apathetic]: no... what I posted was the correct answer damn it!

2004-08-03 [indiechick]: its like a really really old kinda mobile phone...?

2004-08-03 [Same old same old!]: alien dildo!

2004-08-04 [Evil Faerie Feline]: lol

2004-08-06 [Gemini of the Black Rose]: YOUR ALL WRONG I TELL YOU! WRONG!!!! Its a Galactic transforming secret electro-magnetic solar-operated communication device

2004-08-06 [Gemini of the Black Rose]: actually, i thnk it might b one of those really old lottery machines

2004-08-09 [Augury]: rikstelefon.

2004-08-17 [Same old same old!]: dil....??  do??

2004-08-24 [Estantia]: I think it's weird...

2004-09-01 [Same old same old!]: *nods* its the most expencive dildo in the wooorld!

2004-10-26 [Snowflame]: look at the number on the end of it!!42!!!!:D

2004-11-01 [Same old same old!]: That number is how many people that have used it *nods wise* dillldo

2004-11-01 [Snowflame]: :O wow lol

2004-11-01 [Same old same old!]: i know..... it really is THAT good that so many people want a go on it