<kill_all_humans>: I'm watching you, bro..... I have eyes everywhere......
<SOLARpasserby>OMG!
<SOLARpasserby> YOU PERVERT!
<SOLARpasserby> You're digusting! No one is safe!
<kill_all_humans>: WHAT?!?!?! HOW IS THAT PERVERTED?!?!?!!?!?
<SOLARpasserby>HELLO!
<SOLARpasserby>Read what you said!
<yes_master_01>: do not touch my master!! CRAZY WOMAN!!
<SOLARpasserby> Why don't you make me?
<yes_master_01>: I will.....
<SOLARpasserby> I'd like to see you try!
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<SOLARpasserby> Hey guys!
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<SOLARpasserby> Ya'll need to be careful. You're master is a perv
<beast_boy_skeeter>: you called?
<hornfreak4ever>: DO NOT SAY THAT!!!
<SOLARpasserby> Knives is a perv!
<1_eyed_ppl_eater>: yea, wut up?
<SOLARpasserby> Knives is a p to the e to the r to the v!
<kill_all_humans>:AM NOT!!!!!
<SOLARpasserby> Hey, I'm not the one who watches his brother shower!
<yes_master_01>: O.O
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<hornfreak4ever>: whaaaaa????
<beast_boy_skeeter>: o_O
<1_eyed_ppl_eater>: o.O
<SOLARpasserby> What? You don't believe me? Why do you think he's obessed with Vash?
<Berni_merck> What's going on?
<kill_all_humans>: ........(no comment)......
<beast_boy_skeeter>: .......weell...... DO you??
<SOLARpasserby> UGH! No!
<yes_master_01>: ......... 0_0
<SOLARpasserby>My obessions are as followed: Wolfwood, Gackt, Josh and the lovely Mana-chan!
<hornfreak4ever>: NO WAY!!! YOU????
<1_eyed_ppl_eater>: Why not???
<1_eyed_ppl_eater>: There something wrong with that???
<SOLARpasserby> Yeah! Mana-chan is de smex!
<hornfreak4ever>: .............(no comment)
<kill_all_humans>: HAH!!!!
<beast_boy_skeeter>: WHAT????
<Berni_merck> Hah what?
<yes_master_01>: o.o ......I never knew......
<Berni_merck> And who is 'Mana-chan?'
<1_eyed_ppl_eater>: .......well......I'm not surprised...... that priest IS sexy.......
<SOLARpasserby> O.o
<Berni_merck> Don't say that again please.
<1_ eyed_ppl_eater>: Why not?? he IS.....
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<beast_boy_skeeter>: You mean YOU.....and CHAPEL.......?!?.....no way.....
<SOLARpasserby> Don't you be hitting on my man now!
<1_eyed_ppl_eater>: NOO!!!!!!
<HappyInsuranceGirl1900> :-)
<HappyInsuranceGirl1900> =-O
<HappyInsuranceGirl1900> :-$
<HappyInsuranceGirl1900>:-\
<yes_master_01>: .......
<HappyInsuranceGirl1900>:-(
<SOLARpasserby> Erm
<kill_all_humans>: SHUT UP!!!!!!
<HappyInsuranceGirl1900> :-D O:-) :-* 8-)
<HappyInsuranceGirl1900> Yes? :-)
<kill_all_humans>: It's humans like YOU that I'll kill FIRST!!!!!!
<SOLARpasserby> Millie what the heck are you doing?
<kill_all_humans>: Millie, is it......
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<SOLARpasserby> ?
<SOLARpasserby> At least the perv is gone
<yes_master_01>: ....... I'M COMING TOO..... WAIT FOR ME, MASTER!!!!
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<SOLARpasserby> Why did I give them my AIM sn again?
<hornfreak4ever>: ..........(no comment)
<HappyInsuranceGirl1900> :-):-) :-):-) :-):-) :-):-) :-):-)
<SOLARpasserby> Mille?
<HappyInsuranceGirl1900> :-):-) :-):-) :-):-) :-):-) :-):-) :-):-) :-):-) :-):-) :-):-) :-):-)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
<1_eyed_ppl_eater>: ya, you'd better "no comment"..... we kno wat u do in ur free time!!!!
<beast_boy_skeeter>: .......0_0
<SOLARpasserby> *is ignored* Oooooooookay. Once again, why did I give you people my screen name?
<1_eyed_ppl_eater>: What???? You'd have to be pretty DENSE, beastie, to not know by now....
<beast_boy_skeeter>: like I WANNA know.....
<SOLARpasserby> I DON'T!
<SOLARpasserby> Beast, he's name is hornfreak!
<hornfreak4ever>: ...............(no comment)
<SOLARpasserby> That has to be a clue!
<beast_boy_skeeter>: .....dude......
<HappyInsuranceGirl1900> :-):-) :-):-) :-):-) :-):-) :-):-) :-):-) :-):-) :-):-) :-):-) :-):-) :-):-) :-):-) :-):-) :-):-) :-):-) :-):-) :-):-) :-):-) :-):-) :-):-) :-):-) :-):-) :-):-) :-):-) :-):-) :-):-) :-):-) :-):-) :-):-) :-) :-)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
<beast_boy_skeeter>: You aren't doing it AGAIN, are you???
<1_eyed_ppl_eater>: WILL YOU STOP IT WITH THE SMILIES!!!!
<HappyInsuranceGirl1900> But I like the smilies!
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SOLAR passerby: <human_typhoon> LOVE AND PEACE!
<hornfreak4ever>: -_-;;;;;;;;;;;;
<SOLARpasserby> Oh dear lord!
<human_typhoon> Who's seen the Numa Numa Dance?
<1_eyed_ppl_eater>: I'LL NEVER FORGIVE YOU!!! But you're pretty cute, tho.......^-^
<SOLARpasserby> Vash, you've sent that to us twenty times already!
<beast_boy_skeeter>: Oh HELL NO!!!!!
<HappyInsuranceGirl1900> I haven't seen it!
<SOLARpasserby> YES YOU HAVE!
<1_eyed_ppl_eater>: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
<human_typhoon> SMILIES! :-) =-O :-$ :-\ :-( :-* :-!
<human_typhoon> :-!
<human_typhoon> This one has a foot on it's face.
<1_eyed_ppl_eater>: NOT AGAIN!!!
<HappyInsuranceGirl1900> I like this one too!:-!
<beast_boy_skeeter>: Dude. Stop it.
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<SOLARpasserby> Vash, haven't we been over this whole smiley thing?
<HappyInsuranceGirl1900> :-! It's not a smiley. It's more like a footy.
<yes_master_01>: HE'S HERE?!?!?!?! >O
<SOLARpasserby> What do I have to do to get you to leave Legato?
<yes_master_01>: bite me. >P
<SOLARpasserby> You'd enjoy that too much
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<human_typhoon> :-!
<human_typhoon>:-!
<human_typhoon> :-!
<human_typhoon> :-!
<human_typhoon> :-!
<kill_all_humans>: I was GOING to knock off that smiley-girl, but then I heard YOU were here, dear brother.....
<SOLARpasserby> DAMN IT VASH!
<SOLARpasserby> KNOCK IT OFF!
<SOLARpasserby> I think Meryl's dead.
<SOLARpasserby>Meryl, you there?
<1_eyed_ppl_eater>: NOO!!!! THE ROLLS!!!!!!!
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<SOLARpasserby> Well that special
<SOLARpasserby> Vash, you need to report Knives for molestation.
<human_typhoon> I do?
<SOLARpasserby> And taping you whilst you shower!
<kill_all_humans>: I WAS NOT!!!!
<human_typhoon> HE DID!
<human_typhoon> :-(
<SOLARpasserby> Yep! Your ass drives him wild@!
<kill_all_humans>: .............on second thought......I'll kill YOU first!!
<SOLARpasserby> You can't kill me! I'm too cute to died!
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<beast_boy_skeeter>: look, hornfreak!! didn't you want to see him??
<hornfreak4ever>: ..............(no comment)
<Berni_merck> No one has told me who this Mana-chan is!
<beast_boy_skeeter>: XDDD
<smoking.wolf> What the hell is going on here?
<SOLARpasserby> .........You don't.........
<SOLARpasserby>know
<SOLARpasserby> who
<SOLARpasserby> Mana-chan............is?
<human_typhoon> ?
<beast_boy_skeeter>: Know who who is??
<hornfreak4life>: Hey, Chapel....
<smoking.wolf> Yes?
<SOLARpasserby> Mana-chan.............Mana-chan...............
<beast_boy_skeeter>: awwww...isn't it cute???
<beast_boy_skeeter>: young love......
<SOLARpasserby> WHAT!
<hornfreak4life>: SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!
<smoking.wolf> WHAT!
<Berni_merck> WHAT!?!??!?!
<beast_boy_skeeter>: XDDDDD
<HappyInsuranceGirl1900> ? ? ? ? ?
<yes_master_01>: .................
<human_typhoon> I'm confused.
<human_typhoon> Who loves who?
<human_typhoon> ..........Does Zazie like Nicole?
<kill_all_humans>: Dear brother, I suggest you get away from these.......humans....... lest you become like them
<SOLARpasserby> Bit to late for that hun
<yes_master_01>: well, I could see this coming.....
<hornfreak4life>: WHAAAAT!!!
<SOLARpasserby> Horn freak, Wolfwood's out of your league.
<beast_boy_sketer>: NOOOOOO....... I was talking bout........well...... you don't wanna KNOW what I was talking bout
<hornfreak4ever>: SAYS WHO?!?!?!
<smoking.wolf> This is weird.
<SOLARpasserby> You do know he's in this chat room right?
<smoking.wolf> I think I'm going to sign off now
<hornfreak4ever>: ................(no comment)
<kill_all_humans>: I think I shall, as well....
<hornfreak4ever>: NO YOU WON'T!!
<kill_all_humans>: Not for THAT, idiot!!!!!!!
<Berni_merck> WHO THE HELL IS MANA-CHAN!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!
<SOLARpasserby>................
<beast_boy_skeeter>: Mana tastes good.....
<SOLARpasserby> Where the hell did that come from?
<beast_boy_skeeter>: Mana is the food of the Gods....
<beast_boy_skeeter>: I enjoy it
<SOLARpasserby> Not that Mana!
<SOLARpasserby> I will show you Mana!
<smoking.wolf> Isn't Mana some guy you like?
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<SOLARpasserby>
<SOLARpasserby> This is Mana-chan!
<Berni_merck>..............................
<hornfreak4ever>: she's cute
<HappyInsuranceGirl1900> She's pretty!
<human_typhoon> What a cutie!
<1_eyed_ppl_eater>: Prettier than me??
<SOLARpasserby> No one answer that
<SOLARpasserby> But who is this 'she' we're talking about?
<beast_boy_skeeter>: way prettier, sis..
<beast_boy_skeeter>: that Mana girl
<SOLAR passerby>: 
<SOLARpasserby> You mean this Mana?
<SOLARpasserby> Oh.
<hornfreak4ever>: yes.
<human_typhoon> She's hot!
<smoking.wolf> Wouldn't mine doing her.
<SOLARpasserby> Erm, guys?
<beast_boy_skeeter>: I make sure to limit the number of girls I do at once.....
<hornfreak4ever>: O.O
<yes_master_01>: did NOT need to hear that!!
<smoking.wolf> She's got nice lips! I know what those would be good for.
<SOLARpasserby> Um, guys?
<hornfrea4ever>: o.o..............
<kill_all_humans>: I might have a bit of fun with her before I kill her
<Berni_merck> She is pretty.
<SOLARpasserby> Guys?
<HappyInsuranceGirl1900> I like her hair!
<kill_all_humans>: but not as much as YOU, dear brother!!
<SOLARpasserby> GUYS!
<SOLARpasserby> SHUT UP AND LISTEN TO ME!
<HappyInsuranceGirl1900> =-O
<Berni_merck> What's your problem?
<SOLARpasserby> Please tell me you guys aren't this stupid!
<kill_all_humans>: they ARE humans after all......
<SOLARpasserby> Hello! You're being stupid too!
<kill_all_humans>: you will die a particularly nasty death..
<SOLARpasserby> For the love of!
<SOLARpasserby> MANA ISN'T A GIRL!
<yes_master_01>: O_O
<beast_boy_skeeter>: O.O
<Berni_merck> WHAT!
<hornfreak4ever>: 0.0
<HappyInsuranceGirl1900> =-O
<1_eyed_ppl_eater>: O.O
<human_typhoon> O.O
<kill_all_humans>: DO NOT LIE TO ME!!!!
<SOLARpasserby> I'm not
<SOLARpasserby> Mana-chan is a cross dresser.
<kill_all_humans>: ANYONE CAN SEE THAT SHE IS CLEARLY A WOMAN!!!!!
<beast_boy_skeeter>: now that's just sceary.....
<SOLARpasserby> Am I the only one who could tell?
<human_typhoon> But..................he's so pretty
<1_eyed_ppl_eater>: apparently so......
<yes_master_01>: ..........well.................I suppose.........it's none of my business
<smoking.wolf> All that stuff I said. Forget it.
<SOLARpasserby> And I hought I as weird! You all were talking about doing a guy!
<1_eyed_ppl_eater>: kindly tell me how you could fall for a guy that looks so much like a girl it's scary?
<hornfreak4ever>: ^_^
<SOLARpasserby> How could you not?
<beast_boy_skeeter>: someone's STILL thinking about doing a guy.......
<1_eyed_ppl_eater>: and it ain't me.
<smoking.wolf> O.O
<smoking.wolf> Okay, I'm signing off.
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<1_eyed_ppl_eater>: easy. I don't like girls.
<SOLARpasserby> Mana is not a girl!
<1_eyed_ppl_eater>: but it looks like SOMEONE has some insecurities....
<1_eyed_ppl_eater>: looks enough like one
<SOLARpasserby> He's still de smex.
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<kill_all_humans>: only a human.......
<SOLARpasserby> Shut up He who tapes his brother naked
<human_typhoon> O.O
<kill_all_humans>: .......................(no comment)
<SOLARpasserby> Vash, do you know how badly your brother wish you have boobies?
<human_typhoon> He does?
<1_eyed_ppl_eater>: hey, did anyone notice hornfreak left shortly after Chapel?
<beast_boy_skeeter>: yeah..... to see his LOVE!!! XP
<SOLARpasserby> That's a bit weird.
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<1_eyed_ppl_eater>: ..........
<smoking.wolf> What number do you call to report a stalker?
<1_eyed_ppl_eater>: ___-___-____ (((((((note: this is her own number))))))))
<smoking.wolf> Okay, thank you.
<beast_boy_skeeter>: who wants to know?
<SOLARpasserby> ?
<human_typhoon> I'm confused.
<smoking.wolf> Horn freak followed me home.
<beast_boy_skeeter>: isn't that cute....
<yes_master_01>: why not let him in already?
<SOLARpasserby> Did you dial the number Wolfie?
<smoking.wolf> Yes, I did. Why?
<1_eyed_ppl_eater>: Oh, brb
<SOLARpassbery> K
<beast_boy_skeeter>: so....... you're gonna have hornfreak arrested?
<smoking.wolf> What do you think?
<yes_master_01>: you'd better not! He's a very loyal servant!
<SOLARpassbery> To a huge pervert!
<Bendi_merck> How does he know where Wolfwood lives?
<kill_all_humans>: WILL YOU STOP CALLING ME THAT?!?!!?!!!?!
<SOLARpasserby> Okay fine!
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<SOLARpasserby> *coughs* pimp*coughs*
<the_blade_2001>: ???
<the_blade_2001>: Wut is goin on??
<Bendi_merck> What's a pimp?
<SOLARpassbery> Someone who has sex with hoes and has whores following him everyhwere.
<Bendi_merck> O.O
<human_typhoon> Knives is one of those?
<kill_all_humans>: NO I'M NOT!!!
<beast_boy_skeeter>: you, uh, kinda are, boss.....
<kill_all_humans>: Take that back........now!!
<beast_boy_skeeter>: yessir. you are most certainly NOT a pimp, boss
<SOLARpasserby> Yes he is!
<the_blade_2001>: O.o
<human_typhoon> What's a whore?
<SOLARpassbery> You're one of them Vash!
<1_eyed_ppl_eater>: a woman who is..... comfortable with her femininity
<beast_boy_skeeter>: then that'd make you one, sis!
<Bendi_merck> O.O
<the_blade_2001>: Did u just call her "sis"?!??
<SOLARpasserbry> Zazie, you should shut up
<beast_boy_skeeter>: ya bro
<SOLARpasserby> ?
<yes_master_01>: I think..... that definition needs a few modifications, dom
<human_typhoon> I didn't know Zazie had a brother!
<beast_boy_skeeter>: I don't bro
<SOLARpasserby> OMG, you're a whigger!
<smoking.wolf> What?
<beast_boy_skeeter>: huh????
<yes_master_01>: ummm...... he's realy not
<SOLARpasserby> Well he's acting like one!
<yes_master_01>: He just calls everyone "bro" or "sis" ............ or "boss"
<beast_boy_skeeter>: right boss!
<human_typhoon> I like that word! Whigger!
<SOLARpasserby> It's still whiggerish/
<the_blade_2001>: what is a whigger??
<SOLARpasserby> A white person who acts like black
<Bendi_merck> How do you act a color?
<the_blade_2001>: He's not that white..... more like a tan
<1_eyed_ppl_eater>: mmmm..... so what's the difference in the way a "white" person acts and a "black" person acts? It's all the same to me ;-)
<SOLARpasserby> Most black people are from what we call the 'ghetto'
<Bendi_merck> What Ghetto?
<SOLARpassbery> Plus, they dress 'gansta.'
<1_eyed_ppl_eater>: you're strange.
<the_blade_2001>: how do u dress "gansta"?? I don't get it......
<SOLARpasserby> Please tell me you weren't born this dumb!
<the_blade_2001>: you had BETTER not have just called me stupid.....
<SOLARpasserby> I didn't. I asked if you were born this dumb.
<the_blade_2001>: I AM a member of the Gung-ho guns, you know..... though I never use those detestable things
<SOLAR passerby>: 
<SOLARpassbery> This my friends is gansta. Snoop Dogg is a prime example.
<beast_boy_skeeter>: oooh, I like him!!
<the_blade_2001>: .............
<Bendi_merck> What's around his neck?
<kill_all_humans> yet another reason why I will kill you all.......starting now..... I've had quite enough of this......
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<SOLARpassbery> Hang on
<1_eyed_ppl_eater>: well SOMEONE's not in a good mood.... I wonder who he'll go after this time?
<yes_master_01>: Chapel, I thought you were going to call that place??
<smoking.wolf> I did
<smoking.wolf> Cyclops gave me her number!
<1_eyed_ppl_eater>: Well, at least it bought my horn freak some time
<SOLARpassbery> And you say I'm a freak!
<SOLARpasserby> Oh and............do you guys really care about Midvalley because I think he's dead.
<yes_master_01>: he'd better not be.......
<beast_boy_skeeter>: I LIKED HIS MUSIC!!!!! T_T
<1_eyed_ppl_eater>: yea he was entertaining, if annoying
<SOLARpassbery> First off, I didn't kill him
<the_blade_2001>: Am I the only one who doesn't care?
<SOLARpassbery> Well Knives is pissed about something because he took it out on Midvalley and now he's bleeding all over my shoe.
<yes_master_01>: probably meant to get you, you stupid woman........can't you FLINCH or MOVE when someone's trying to attack you?!
<SOLARpasserby> Once again, too cute to kill.
<1_eyed_ppl_eater>: wanna test that theory??
<SOLARpasserby> Be my guest.
<beast_boy_skeeter>: Not by my insects!!
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<SOLARpassbery> Damnit Midvalley, quit bleeding on me!
<smoking.wolf> Why did you have to bring him to my house?
<SOLARpassbery> You where the closest!
<beast_boy_skeeter>: looks like SOMEONE has a fangirl complex.....
<yes_master_01>: o.o
<SOLARpassbery> It was either that or let your sweet Midvalley bleed to death.
<yes_master_01>: well, that's a good thing..... Chapel, kindly take care of his wounds...... I'm much too far away right now.... It'll take hours to get there.....
<smoking.wolf> Okay fine.
<beast_boy_skeeter>: Hey, where are you? I don't see you in Chapel's house, sis......
<SOLARpassbery> Stop calling me Sis!
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<beast_boy_skeeter> NOOOOO!!!! NOT HER!!!!!!!!
<SOLARpasserby> ?
<the_blade_2001>: ........this should be amusing.....
<ILOVEZAIZEXXXXXX> AHA! I've found you at last!
<ILOVEZAIZEXXXXXX> I love, I love you, I love you, I love, I love you, I love you, I love, I love you, I love you, I love, I love you, I love you!
<beast_boy_skeeter>: NOOOOOOOOOOOO
<ILOVEZAIZEXXXXXX> XOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXO (hugs and kisses)
<beast_boy_skeeter>: GET AWAY FROM ME!!!!!
<SOLARpasserby> What the fuck?
<ILOVEZAIZEXXXXXX> But I love you so much Zaize!
<ILOVEZAIZEXXXXXX> MARRY ME!
<beast_boy_skeeter>: NO WAY!!!!!!
<ILOVEZAIZEXXXXXX> I love you Zaize!
<beast_boy_skeeter>: GO AWAY!!!
<ILOVEZAIZEXXXXXX> Marry me.
<ILOVEZAIZEXXXXXX> Marry me.
<ILOVEZAIZEXXXXXX> Marry me.
<ILOVEZAIZEXXXXXX> Marry me.
<yes_master_01>: looks lik SOMEONE has his OWN secret admirer!!
<beast_boy_skeeter>: NO WAY IN HELL, WOMAN!!!!
<human_typhoon> How cute!
<Bendi_merck> What does she see in him?
<beast_boy_skeeter>: IT IS NOT CUTE!!!!!
<beast_boy_skeeter>: HEY!!!!
<beast_boy_skeeter>: I am VERY SEXY, thank you very much!!!!!
<SOLARpassbery>................I shan't say anything.
<ILOVEZAIZEXXXXXX> I knew it! You love this solar person instead of me!
<beast_boy_skeeter>: SHE'S ANNOYING TOO!!!!!
<SOLARpasserby> And he's a freak!
<beast_boy_skeeter>: AM NOT!!!!!
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<SOLARpasserby> OH PLEASE! I'm not the one who talks to bugs!
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<kill_all_humans>:.......HOW COULD I MISS YOU?!?!?!
<kill_all_humans>: MY AIM IS PERFECT!!!!
<SOLARpasserby> What?
<kill_all_humans>: well, that flurry of music......really got on my nerves, too..... but... THERE'S STILL NO WAY I WOULD MISS!!! AND I'M NOT WASTING MY PLANT POWER ON YOU!!!!
<SOLARpasserby> Oh.
<SOLARpasserby> I think I had to tie my shoe.
<SOLARpasserby> Midvalley's still bleeding.
<yes_master_01>: I thought I told you to fix that, Chapel
<smoking.wolf> I'm working on it damnit!
<SOLARpassbery> Don't use a neck tie! Use gauze!
<beast_boy_skeeter>: .............that woman............
<SOLARpassbery> Yeah, who was that?
<beast_boy_zazie>: She holds 10 positions, including Creator, Sponsor, President and Vice President in my official fan club
<SOLARpassbery> You're joking!
<beast_boy_skeeter>: I wish I was.
<beast_boy_skeeter>: She's really a handful
<SOLARpassbery> How'd she find your screen name?
<beast_boy_skeeter>: another of her positions in my fan club includes "Stalker" and "Mistresss of all Infomation Involving Zazie-sama"
<the_blade_2001>: Now that's what I call obsession
<SOLARpassbery> That's what I call scary!
<smoking.wolf> I call that 'hello, I need an asylum’
<beast_boy_skeeter>: Tell me about it
<SOLARpasserby> Hey, I got an email.
<beast_boy_skeeter>: Oh God....
<beast_boy_skeeter>: Delete it.
<SOLARpasserby> It's from IamnotKnivesyoudamnbutterfly.
<SOLARpasserby>O.O
<Bendi_merck> What? What is it?
<SOLAR passerby>: 
<SOLARpasserby> This is what I got! How the hell did that freak get my email and why did she send me this?
<beast_boy_skeeter>: don't ask me. I've never met her.
<SOLARpassbery> And what's with her email? IamnotKnivesyoudamnbutterfly?
<beast_boy_skeeter>: don't ask me...... she's totally nutzo....
<the_blade_2001>: No kidding....
<SOLARpasserby> What was really weird is that she signed off right before Knives came on.
<yes_master_01>: coincidence.
<the_blade_2001>: o_O hmmmm
<smoking.wolf> Doesn't Knives have an email address?
<yes_master_01>: yes......
<yes_master_01>: it's.......wait..... I can't release that information to you......
<SOLARpassbery> Wolfwood, put Midvalley on the couch you idiot!
<smoking.wolf> He's fine on the floor!
<SOLARpassbery> ARGH!
<Bendi_merck> I'll trust you when I'm bleeding.
<beast_boy_skeeter>: You really ARE dense about first-aid, aren't you?!
<SOLARpasserby> Okay, he's on the couch now and the bleeding has stop for now.
<SOLARpasserby> Did Knives sign off? He hasn't said anything in a long time!
<kill_all_humans>: no I'm still here
<SOLARpasserby> Just wondering.
<Bendi_merck> What about Vash?
<human_typhoon> Blaze-san? What's heentai?
<kill_all_humans>: yes....where art thou, brother?
<SOLARpasserby> O.O Tell me your kidding
<Bendi_merck> Why am I surronded by morons?
<yes_master_01> Who're you calling a moron?!
<kill_all_humans>: I'll kill you, insolent human!
<Bendi_merck> I WAS TALKING ABOUT VASH AND WOLFWOOD!
<SOLARpassbery> They are pretty thick.
<beast_boy_skeeter>: no kidding.
<the_blade_2001>: yeah. I mean, fighting them was like.....
<human_typhoon> I'm not stupid!
<kill_all_humans>: .............yes, I admit my brother can be a dumb-ass at times...
<SOLARpasserby> It's five against one dear.
<beast_boy_skeeter>: yeah dude. Time to face the facts
<SOLARpasserby> Oh, I got another email.
<beast_boy_skeeter>: Don't open it
<SOLARpasserby>..............GOSH DAMNIT WHAT IS WITH THIS CHICK!?!??!?!?!?!
<kill_all_humans>: please save us the torture....
<SOLARpasserby>:
<SOLARpasserby> This woman is going to die when I find her.
<beast_boy_skeeter>: Oh god
<kill_all_humans>: ........blood......
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<SOLARpasserby> YOU!
<beast_boy_skeeter>: Leave. Now.
<ILOVEZAIZEXXXXXX> Hello there slutface!
<SOLARpasserby> YOU BITCH!
<yes_master_01>: -_-;;;;
<SOLARpasserby> You're lucky you're not here or I'd whoop your ass in a second!
<the_blade_2001>: hey where'd Dom go? I'm gonna go look for her
<ILOVEZAIZEXXXXXX> You'd better back off sister!
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<SOLARpasserby> Don't you tell me to back off!
<smoking.wolf> Whoa! Smack talk!
<beast_boy_skeeter>: Yummy banana!! ^-^
<ILOVEZAIZEXXXXXX> You hoe!
<yes_master_01>: WHAT?!???
<SOLARpasserby> Good for nothing bitch!
<beast_boy_skeeter>: Bananas are yummy! I'm eating one now! ^-^
<ILOVEZAIZEXXXXXX> Two timing hoe bag!
<yes_master_01>: okaaaaaaay......
<SOLARpasserby> Homseuxal dyke!
<ILOVEZAIZEXXXXXX> You queer loving faggot!
<beast_boy_skeeter>: whoaa........ o.o
<yes_master_01>: Talk about your cat-fight
<SOLARpasserby> Well at least I'm not a butterfly hating whore!
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<ILOVEZAIZEXXXXXX> YOU TAKE THAT BACK!
<1_eyed_ppl_eater>: WHERE ARE YOU???
<SOLARpasserby> NEVER!
<1_eyed_ppl_eater>: You're SO hard to find, ya know that, solar?!
<SOLARpasserby> Why is everyone looking for me?
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<1_eyed_ppl_eater>: remember our bet?? You said I couldn't kill you!
<SOLARpasserby> Yeah, why?
<1_eyed_ppl_eater>: So.... I was gonna prove to you that I could do it.
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<kill_all_humans>: That felt good....
<beast_boy_skeeter>: What did, boss?
<SOLARpasserby> I scared that bitch off! I am good!
<kill_all_humans>: mass homicide is always pleasant....
<kill_all_humans>: I should just kill you off now, you queer-loving human....
<SOLARpasserby> ?
<beast_boy_skeeter>: o.o
<SOLARpasserby> Did you just say 'queer loving'?
<beast_boy_skeeter>: waaaait......
<yes_master_01>: Who has hacked into your account, master? You're starting to sound like that OCD chick
<SOLARpasserby> Yeah.
<SOLARpasserby> Everytime you get on, she signs off!
<kill_all_humans>: Maybe she's scared if I ever caught her scent I'd kill her
<beast_boy_skeeter>: Why'd you do that, boss?
<SOLARpasserby> Yeah, whatever. Well Midvalley's waking up.
<kill_all_humans>: are you BLIND or something?! Look at my username!!
<beast_boy_skeeter>: Well you haven't killed me....
<yes_master_01>: ....or me.....
<1_eyed_ppl_eater>: ...me neither....
<SOLARpasserby> Knives, have you ever killed a human?
<kill_all_humans>: many.
<kill_all_humans>: why
<SOLARpasserby> Nevermind.
<kil_all_humans>: and that's different. you're all loyal servants
<SOLARpasserby> I didn't know Midvalley could be such a pervert.
<smoking.wolf> Just get him out of here! This is akward!
<1_eyed_ppl_eater>: well, yeah . of course he is
<beast_boy_skeeter>: XP now you know what I feel like around that fangirl!!
<beast_boy_skeeter>: euugh......
<Beast_boy_skeeter>: once, she found out my hotel room phone number.....
<SOLARpasserby> That must have sucked.
<beast_boy_skeeter>: you don't even know....
<Bendi_merck> I still think it's weird she gets on every time Knives signs off.
<beast_boy_skeeter>: it actually sounded like she was disguising her voice.....like I'd know who she was.....or like she'd not want me to know....
<1_eyed_ppl_eater>: yeah, that is weird....
<SOLARpasserby> Really weird.
<kill_all_humans>: I can't help it if I have business to attend to!
<SOLARpasserby> What kind of business?
<kill_all_humans>: look at my username. Then ask.
<SOLARpasserby> Oh yeah.
<kill_all_humans>: I'm soooo hungry..... I'll kill you after I eat.......bitch.....
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<1_eyed_ppl_eater>: okaaaaaaay.....
<1_eyed_ppl_eater>: that was a bit odd.........
<SOLARpasserby> Yes it was.
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<beast_boy_skeeter>: hey, Chapel, why don't you just take Midvalley to the hospital already?
<smoking.wolf> I'm not going near him.
<beast_boy_skeeter>: Oh dear god. Her again.
<SOLARpasserby> I'll take him as soon as I talk to this bitch.
<ILOVEZAIZEXXXXXX> Hello whore bag!
<yes_master_01>: forget it. With as much time as you're taking, I'll go over there myself
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<SOLARpasserby> Looks who talking bitch!
<ILOVEZAIZEXXXXXX> I'm warning you! You know what I'm like when I'm angry!
< SOLAR passerby > Oh I do, do I?
<beast_boy_skeeter>: [grabs popcorn]
<ILOVEZAIZEXXXXXX> I mean............YOU'RE A SLUT!
<SOLARpasserby> You're just jelaous because Zazie doesn't like you!
<ILOVEZAIZEXXXXXX> I'VE KNOW HIM LONGER THAT YOU!
<1_eyed_ppl_eater>: so who do I get to kill?
<beast_boy_skeeter>: ......she's right.........unfortunately......
<SOLARpasserby> Like I care! She's the wanabee fangirl hooker!
<beast_boy_skeeter>: ....the fanclub was started a while ago......
<ILOVEZAIZEXXXXXX> Ass licker!
<beast_boy_skeeter>: true.....
<SOLARpasserby> Pussy eater!
<ILOVEZAIZEXXXXXX> Boob sucker!
<1_eyed_ppl_eater>: the first one to tell me her location gets to be killed by me
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<SOLARpasserby> You snot faced, vomitting, eye sore of a woman! You have breath like a donkey, air pit hair like a gorilla's and YOU KISS LIKE A WARLUS SUCKING IN A CARROT!
<ILOVEZAIZEXXXXXX> ..........................
<ILOVEZAIZEXXXXXX> That is the best insult I've ever heard!
<the_blade_2001>: And HOW would you know that??
<SOLARpasserby> Shut up blade.
<ILOVEZAIZEXXXXXX> You're amazing!
<the_blade_2001>: this is.............what IS this??
<SOLARpasserby> Wait, what?
<ILOVEZAIZEXXXXXX> You're like my equal.
<1_eyed_ppl_eater>: okaaaay..... SOMEONE'S bipolar!!
<SOLARpasserby> Um............this is weird.
<beast_boy_skeeter>: Like you didn't know that before?!
<beast_boy_skeeter>: she's like CLINICALLY insane!!
<ILOVEZAIZEXXXXXX> Forgive me Zazie but it looks like someone else deserves my love. I've seen her in a whole new light!
<human_typhoon> I'm confused. I thought this was a girl.
<beast_boy_skeeter>: since when do you quit the fanclub??
<beast_boy_skeeter>: I thought the #1 rule that YOU created was no one could quit once they joined! They had to worship me forever!
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<SOLARpasserby>: Wow that was weird.
<smoking.wolf> Tell me about it.
<beast_boy_skeeter>: v_v I feel so....... forsaken
<1_eyed_ppl_eater>: I thought you hated her?
<SOLARpasserby> Sorry about that Zazie but I'm starting to think that wasn't a girl.
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<kill_all_humans>: That was a wonderful meal!
<beast_boy_skeeter>: sure, she's annoying, but SHE STARTED MY FANCLUB!!!
<SOLARpasserby> Who would have though calling someone a snot faced, vomitting, eye sore of a woman! You have breath like a donkey, air pit hair like a gorilla's who kisses like a warlus sucking a carrot would making someone fall in love with you!
<human_typhoon> There are others
<beast_boy_skeeter>: I mean, she can't just QUIT!!! She's the freaking DICTATOR of the fanclub!!
<SOLARpasserby> Will you calm down?
<SOLARpasserby> She'll come back.
<beast_boy_skeeter>: what d'you think's wrong with her?
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<the_blade_2001>: I have no idea, Zazzie, but I think she's got some serious mental issues
<smoking.wolf> What was your first clue.
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<SOLARpasserby> She'll come back.
<Bendi_merck> O.O
<smoking.wolf> That can't be good.
<blaze_is_amazing>: I'm now going to start the official Blaze fanclub!!!
<blaze_is_amazing>: who shall join my indestructible army of Blaze's lovers?
<SOLARpasserby> WHAT?
<smoking.wolf> Here we go again!
<blaze_is_amazing>: I shall, of course, hold claim to Blaze herself unless I give discretion to other members
<blaze_is_amazing>: And, as the official founder, sponsor, chairman, President and Vice-president, I shall now open up the seats of Secretary and Treasurer (as in "I treasure Blaze").
<SOLARpasserby> Please tell me this isn't happening!
<blaze_is_amazing>: Who shall take these seats? there is only one person per seat!
<beast_boy_skeeter>: wow.....she sounds like the founder of MY fanclub........
<human_typhoon> I'll join!
<1_eyed_ppl_eater>: NO!!! Ya THINK?!?!?!?!?!
SOLARpasserby: NO YOU WON'T!
<SOLARpasserby> No one is joining until I find out who this is!
<blaze_is_amazing>: Which chair shall you take, d....I mean.... Vash?
<SOLARpasserby> Wait a minute, how do you know his name?
<blaze_is_amazing>: why, I am your biggest fan!
<blaze_is_amazing>: come now, everyone knows Vash!
<SOLARpasserby> Okay if you're my biggest fan, who are my obessions?
<blaze_is_amazing>: That would be….Ch…I mean…Wolfwood, that transvestite Mana, Josh,
<blaze_is_amazing>: ....and of course Gackt
<SOLARpasserby> Dern it! Okay! How is my favorite Beatle!
<blazee_is_amazing>: why, that would be, George Harrison.....
<SOLARpasserby> Ugh!
<smoking.wolf> He's good!
<blaze_is_amazing>..... who wouldn't know that?
<Bendi_merck> He's really good.
<beast_boy_skeeter>: [raises hand]
<1_eyed_ppl_eater>: you have an official stalker now, Blaze..... enjoy it while you can.... poor Zazie didn't, and look at him......
<SOLARpasserby> I DON'T WANT A STALKER!
<blaze_is_amazing>: oh yes, and I also claim the throne of the King of Blaze's stalkers
<beast_boy_skeeter>: HEY! I'm not so pathetic!!!
<SOLARpasserby> Look, I'm flattered but I don't enjoy having a stalker!
<SOLARpasserby> And there has to be something you don't about me!
<beast_boy_skeeter>: heey.... my fangirl wasn't the seat of "stalker".....there were like 7 of those.... she called herself the "king of stalkers", but she justified it by "king of thieves", which would also count if theking was a girl....
<1_eyed_ppl_eater>: ummmmmm........ hey!! what's something that no one would know about you?? hey!! What about the exact words you said earlier today to one ofus!!
<SOLARpasserby> That's it!
<1_eyed_ppl_eater>: all of us are witnesses, and this Fanboy wasn't around then!
<SOLARpasserby> That's it! What did I say a pimp was?
<blaze_is_amazing>: and I quote: "Someone who has sex with hoes and has whores following him everyhwere."
<SOLARpasserby> WHAT!!??!?!?!?!? How the heck did you know that?
<blaze_is_amazing>: I told you I know everything about you!!
<SOLARpasserby> Oh man this is creepy!
<blaze_is_amazing>: I even have copies of the two ditsturbing e-mails you recieved on my computer!
<blaze_is_amazing>: wanna see?
<SOLARpasserby> NO!
<blaze_is_amazing>: well that's just a shame then
<SOLARpasserby> How about this? You keep the emails and stop stalking me?
<blaze_is_amazing>: But I LOVE you, Blaze!!
<SOLARpasserby> Well if you really love me tell me your name!
<blaze_is_amazing>: every move you make......every step you take....every single day, every word you say, I'll be watching you....
<SOLARpasserby> No, no, no, no! Not that stalker song!
<blaze_is_amazing>: oh, but can't you seeee.....you belong to meeee....
<SOLARpasserby> No, no, no, no!
<human_typhoon> Knives used to sing that song in the shower!
<blaze_is_amazing>: I CAN make you love me, you know....
<1_eyed_ppl_eater>: ....that's just creepy, now....
<1_eyed_ppl_eater>: Knives was scary enough.....
<beast_boy_skeeter>: I'll bet you can!!
<SOLARpasserby> No you can't!
<SOLARpasserby> I'LL NEVER LOVE YOU!
<beast_boy_skeeter>: can't*
<SOLARpasserby> I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT YOU LOOK LIKE LET ALONE WHAT YOU SOUND LIKE!
<SOLARpasserby> And if you think you're going to marry forget because I'm going to marry my angel from heaven Josh Groban!
<smoking.wolf> Wow, she's lost it!
<blaze_is_amazing>: well..... he soon WILL be an angel in heaven......
<SOLARpasserby> NO!
<blaze_is_amazing>: unless you agree to marry me..... we can have a happy life together.....
SOLARpasserby> ................Fine!
<beast_boy_skeeter>: .......I'm scared.......
<1_eyed_ppl_eater>: something seems strange about this....
<SOLARpasserby> Or that I just agreed to marry him?
<Bendi_merck> It does seem a bit strange.
<blaze_is_amazing>: That was a smart choice, my love.
<SOLARpasserby> Well atl east it takes 6 months for a wedding to get ready!
<1_eyed_ppl_eater>: well, don't marry him yet.....
<1_eyed_ppl_eater>: there's something fishy about this......
<SOLARpasserby> Gladly!
<Bendi_merck> She's right! This is weird!
<1_eyed_ppl_eater>: not just anyone would make a death threat so quickly
<smoking.wolf> Your right.
<1_eyed_ppl_eater>: or eloquently
<1_eyed_ppl_eater>: he has to be a professional assasin
<smoking.wolf> Unless is was someone like.........................
<smoking.wolf> Dom, do you have Knives' phone #?
<1_eyed_ppl_eater>: which one? Cell? Yessir!!
<smoking.wolf> Give it too me.
<1_eyed_ppl_eater>: ...not like he turns it on, tho, when he's busy.....
<Bendi_merck> What good will that do?
<1_eyed_ppll_eater>: but OK
<1_eyed_ppl_eater>: ___-___-_____
<smoking.wolf> It's ringing.
<SOLARpasserby> Mabye my stalker signed off.
<1_eyed_ppl_eater>: well at least it's on
<smoking.wolf> He answered and he sounds really weird.
<smoking.wolf> He sounds..................happy.
<1_eyed_ppl_eater>: really....??
<beast_boy_skeeter>: hmmm
<beast_boy_skeeter>: I'll send a few locusts o mine to check on him.......make sure nothing weird's going one......
<blaze_is_amazing>: Farewell, my love! I anticipate our wedding!
<SOLARpasserby> ARGH!
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<SOLARpasserby> Kill me now! Kill me now!
<human_typhoon> Killing's not nice
<1_eyed_ppl_eater>: gladly
<smoking.wolf> Okay, now Knives is singing.