SLOGANIZING



http://thesurrealist.co.uk/slogan.cgi?word=penis - is where you will find all your Sloganising needs

Penis Slogans


''From Our Penis to Yours.'' - yes it is indeed the chatch phrase for Chlamydia.

''A Smooth-Running Penis is a Relaxing Experience.'' - for the lazy guys.

''Does She or Doesn't She? Only Her Penis Knows for Sure.'' - yes that's for the first time transdressers who are deciding whether it feels good to flow free.

''Shake the Bottle, Wake the Penis.'' - the miss interpreation of alchoholic impotents.


Boobie Slogans


''The Boobies is Mightier than the Sword.'' - yes Pamela Anderson does use them to smother her victims.

''Boobies - It Does a Body Good.'' - well fake one's anyway: jordan has used them as floatation devices many a time when haters have pushed her unsuspectingly into deep deep pools.

''Gee, Your Breasticles Smells Terrific.'' - Yes Hmmmmmmmmm...

Druggie Slogans

''Full Of Eastern Spliff.'' - said one dealer to the unsuspecting teen american.

''Think Spliff.'' - brainwashing of the media and corperate institutions.. promoting a capatalist society... Marxist's vote communism - goddam sociology revision

''Central Heating for Drugs.'' - British Gas know the local council estates well.

To Be Continued...