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NCD

Quotes from Teachers

_{Because it's not just the students that are insane}

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Teacher Kim These crisps are horrible. They taste like anti-septic flavour


Teacher Kim Ooooh! Are you doing star signs?
Big Emma NO! It's Pumba


Teacher Helen *talking about Elizabeth's phone going off during Othello* If you ever get stuck that is the definition of irony


Teacher Steph Without mascara I look like an albino boy


Teacher Steph Mines got squirrels on it. And windmills
Big Emma Cos that's where squirrels live


Rosie You don't like me do ya? You're always giving me funny looks
Teacher Steph That's just me face Rosie


Random Teacher *to Teacher Steph* Can I show you a big pile of crap?


Teacher Margaret There must be a phantom drawing pin person!


Teacher Margaret To be an alcoholic in Russia must be a hell of an achievement!


Teacher Elizabeth I think most of the people on this tape are dead...
Class 0.0;


Teacher Elizabeth If I can speak broadly...


Teacher Elizabeth Yes Emma?
Lil Emma Oh, I just had a pain in my neck
Teacher Elizabeth I hope it's not me *fake laugh*
Lil Emma *has to bite tongue reallly hard at this point*