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NCD

Quotes from Bryoni

_{The 'almost lesbian but not' one}

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I put my phone down my trousers and now I've lost it


*after been told to sit on someone's Flake* And then you go look, I've flaked myself


*To Chris* Try giving me a bra wedgie and see how far your penis retracts back into your body


*sends Lil Steph a text saying mud* I felt like sending a dirty text


If she gives me one I'll rip her vagina off


Do you think ninjas are good at rape?