2011-09-05 [Avaz]: Not only are you new, you're also [chnewman]. :)

2011-09-05 [Avaz]: Not only are you new, you're also [chnewman]. :)

2011-09-05 [sparkels]: Hi everyone (:

2011-09-05 [Paul Doyle]: Howwwwwwwwwdy Ho!!!!!!!!

2011-09-05 [Lord Josmar]: Shame on you Paul! She is new here and you're already making unfounded accusations on her character!

2011-09-05 [Paul Doyle]: Mr. Hankey, silly :P

2011-09-06 [Lord Josmar]: Ohh. Without the holly jolly little turd I took it out of context.

2011-09-06 [Paul Doyle]: In the meantime, I ought to learn how to make unfounded accusations on newbies' characters. Apparently that is my unfulfilled niche on Elftown? I blame it on Elfpack! :P

2011-09-07 [Lord Josmar]: Stupid Elf packs! Always running around causing trouble!

2011-09-07 [Paul Doyle]: What is it those elves are packing, anyway? Other elves, perhaps? The gay connotations and implications are staggering . . . don't drop the soap, folks.

2011-09-09 [chnewman]: I am indeed, you are very observant :D

2011-09-13 [just call me steve]: I have a very nice penis, Think about it, its not perverted at all

2011-09-13 [Paul Doyle]: o__O >>----------------------------------->>> http://fake.swedma.com/

2011-09-13 [Lord Josmar]: I forgot all about that site! I think the image on the front makes it look like a sex dating site.

2011-09-14 [Paul Doyle]: Isn't that what Fake's supposed to be?

2011-09-14 [Lord Josmar]: Lolz. When I first heard about it I thought about making a profile to check it out, but then I figured that it was probably 98% men and it all turned really creepy.

2011-09-14 [Mortified Penguin]: Your mom is probably 98% man! I still checked her out though!

2011-09-14 [Lord Josmar]: Who says I have a mom? I could have two Dads! Suck on them apples!

2011-09-14 [Mortified Penguin]: Nah, you just have 1.98 dads. And they have only 1.98 apples.

2011-09-14 [Lord Josmar]: ...damn your unquestionable logic!

2011-09-14 [Mortified Penguin]: Yes, that's why they call me Unquestionable Logic Man.

*some passing teenagers shout vulgarities and throw up gang signs*

That's right, kids! THE Unquestionable Logic Man! *flexes muscles*

2011-09-14 [Lord Josmar]: Teaches those kids right for eating all those gang signs! They are nothing but empty calories and colon blockers!

2011-09-14 [Paul Doyle]: Didn't David Hasselhoff sing a cheesy-ass song for blue-haired old German ladies called "Unquestionable Logic Man?"

2011-09-14 [Mortified Penguin]: Nah, they were teal-furred old Austrian ladies. *points at them in the corner feasting on the teenagers' guts and organs and pianos*... *the colon blockers successfully prevent the ladies from eating their colons, but their unprotected semi-colons are quickly devoured*...

2011-09-14 [Lord Josmar]: The Josmar Wiki Web. WIP.

2011-09-21 [kians mummy]: I'm back. :)

2011-09-21 [Chimes]: Everyone's back. :P ET itself is back.

2011-09-21 [Paul Doyle]: I'm back, and I've got "back" dammit all :P

2011-09-22 [kians mummy]: I'm afraid not everyone is back as there is only 19 people online, when usually there would at least be about 35 people online, Elftown, I've missed you!!

2011-09-22 [Lord Josmar]: There's 33 on right now.

2011-09-22 [Mortified Penguin]: Now there's 53.

2011-09-22 [Nioniel]: 46

2011-09-22 [Mortified Penguin]: 30!!

What have you done, Nioniel?!

2011-09-22 [Nioniel]: ...29.

I know. >.<

2011-09-22 [Paul Doyle]: 34! Draconic charisma doing its thing :P

2011-09-23 [Lord Josmar]: 35! VOOT!

2011-09-23 [Lord Josmar]: ...omg...there is Bob's Diner advertising at the bottom of this page...If I could figure out how to take a damn screen shot I would. Stupid Prt Scr button isn't working.

2011-09-23 [Nioniel]:

2011-09-23 [Lord Josmar]: Thank you, lol.

2011-09-23 [Nioniel]: :D

2011-09-23 [Viking]: I think more people will click on the boob ads.

2011-09-23 [Nioniel]: I know I do.

2011-09-23 [Mortified Penguin]: Those boob ads are the bane of our organization.

2011-09-23 [Lord Josmar]: If I had the money I would advertise down there too, but I can't afford it.

2011-09-23 [Mortified Penguin]: Yeah, me either.

2011-09-23 [Lord Josmar]: Lolz.

2011-09-25 [Murdock]: woooooohoooooooo im back after three years!

2011-09-25 [Mortified Penguin]: *looks up from his newspaper*

Yeah, deliveries go around back.

*goes back to circling things in the obituaries*

2011-09-25 [Lord Josmar]: *Reads obituaries over Mort's shoulder with shovel and empty sack ready.*

They looked rich didn't they?

2011-09-29 [Ladandor]: hello folks

2011-09-29 [Paul Doyle]: Boob's Diner 1, Bob's Diner 0.

2011-09-29 [simokks]: Have you thanked God for the mere fact that you work up today

2011-09-29 [Mortified Penguin]: I did, but he hasn't texted me back yet.

2011-09-29 [Mortified Penguin]: Actually Boob's Diner 2, Bob's Diner 3.

2011-09-29 [Paul Doyle]: 666 watchers! }:-O

2011-09-30 [kians mummy]: sammie's speeches

2011-09-30 [Nioniel]: The Best of Elftown

2011-10-01 [kians mummy]: Fans of fans

2011-10-02 [CooL_and_Honest]: :)

2011-10-02 [Mortified Penguin]: Jerk. Now there's 667 watchers.

2011-10-02 [Viking]: 667 - The neighbor of the beast.

2011-10-03 [Paul Doyle]: Wait 'til Bruce Dickinson sings that on Adult Swim sometime.

2011-10-05 [kians mummy]: The depression help wiki

2011-10-11 [Viking]: <poll:77377>

2011-10-11 [kians mummy]:

2011-10-11 [Paul Doyle]: *sigh* Who cares?

2011-10-11 [kians mummy]: *Double sigh* I do. :)

2011-10-11 [iippo]: Huh, I wonder why?

2011-10-11 [kians mummy]: Let's think, because I love all the Heddate sites, because I like to help in any way I can, oh and by the way:

ET pet store you are welcome to come get a pet. :)

2011-10-11 [windowframe]: I think iippo may have been wondering why it was down, rather than why you cared about it...

2011-10-12 [Mortified Penguin]: No, no. She knows. Elfpack was down because Sammie loves all the Heddate sites. It was her fault, you see. She loved it too hard.

I do that sometimes myself. *nods wisely and gestures at the horse burial ground out back*

2011-10-12 [kians mummy]: Sorry [iippo] for being rude, I'm just used to people being nasty or trying to wind me up on here so I come out with a sarcastic comment which is ment to be nice.

2011-10-12 [iippo]: I can understand that. I usually am like that too, needling at every opportunity. But this time I strangely wasn't. ...I wonder what was the matter with me :P

But is there any word as to what happened to EP? Why is it down?

2011-10-12 [Mortified Penguin]: Yeah, I hacked and destroyed it with my priv 49.

2011-10-12 [Sunrose]: lawl

2011-10-12 [Avaz]: Your priv49 is like a loose harlot.

2011-10-13 [Mortified Penguin]: YOUR LOOSE HARLOT IS LIKE A PRIV 49.

2011-10-13 [kians mummy]: Support our Soldiers

2011-10-14 [Crucified]: i am so fucking bored

2011-10-14 [Mortified Penguin]: Have you tried Maze of Guile?

2011-10-14 [Lord Josmar]: Or Lord Josmar's Emporium of Useless Information?

2011-10-14 [Nioniel]: Or The Best of Elftown?

2011-10-14 [Mortified Penguin]: Or Maze of Guile?

2011-10-14 [Lord Josmar]: Or any of the fine wikis at The Josmar Wiki Web?

2011-10-14 [Mortified Penguin]: Or Bob's Diner?

2011-10-14 [Lord Josmar]: Or Maze of Guile?

2011-10-14 [Nioniel]: Or possibly Bob's Diner?

2011-10-14 [Lord Josmar]: Or now?

2011-10-14 [Mortified Penguin]: Or maybe now?

2011-10-14 [Lord Josmar]: now or later?

2011-10-14 [Mortified Penguin]: or then?

2011-10-14 [Nioniel]: what...?

2011-10-14 [Lord Josmar]: nothing!

2011-10-14 [Nioniel]: dammit!

2011-10-14 [Lord Josmar]: Oh, breath!

2011-10-14 [Mortified Penguin]: Uh huh... *eats ramen*...

2011-10-14 [Lord Josmar]: ...I got nothin'

2011-10-14 [Mortified Penguin]:

2011-10-14 [Imperator]: Comment #12683 is mine! YES! Such a unique number in my possession!

2011-10-16 [Gem The Love Faery Queen]: I'm sorta bored

2011-10-16 [Mortified Penguin]: Have you tried Maze of Guile?

2011-10-16 [Lord Josmar]: Or Lord Josmar's Emporium of Useless Information?

2011-10-21 [Tell Your Pants Its Not Polite To Point]: boredom sucks:(

2011-10-21 [Lord Josmar]: Have you tried Maze of Guile?

2011-10-21 [Mortified Penguin]: Or Lord Josmar's Emporium of Useless Information?

2011-10-27 [*~Sweets~*]: so bored

2011-10-27 [Mortified Penguin]: Have you tried Maze of Guile?

2011-10-27 [Triola]: The conversation has been really slow in here lately... ninjas vs. pirates, pick one and justify your choice.

2011-10-27 [Chimes]: Pirates. They get ships and a life at sea. Sure, they're slightly mangy but think of the booty!

2011-10-27 [Teufelsweib]: Pirates. Ninjas don't exist.

2011-10-27 [Mortified Penguin]: how to kill a pirate

2011-10-27 [Triola]: Good one, Vorkje! Hard to argue against if you don't exist :P

2011-10-27 [Viking]: Ninjas exist. They're just too sneaky to be noticed.

2011-10-27 [Triola]: Fair point. Are you our first vote for ninja, then?

2011-10-27 [Viking]: No, I vote for Vikings of course.

2011-10-27 [Teufelsweib]: no one has even seen a ninja. and those who claim they have; THAT WASN'T A REAL NINJA.

2011-10-27 [Triola]: Clearly not, as they were seen.

2011-10-27 [Fruit Loops]: is it someone form here that posted a link to ask a ninja ?

2011-10-27 [Teufelsweib]: my point exactly

2011-10-27 [Triola]: But does that mean they do not exist?

2011-10-28 [Teufelsweib]: I guess it's a matter of whether you believe it or not. I deny the existance of not only ninjas, but of whole Asia. there are people however who claim 'but it's written in this book here that ninjas exist, so it must be true!'. if they're happy that way, it's fine with me.

2011-10-28 [iippo]: So Asia is the conspiracy of cartographers?

2011-10-28 [Teufelsweib]: Probably, or they get money from the US government to make it look as if there's Asia... >_>

2011-10-28 [Triola]: But but... sushi!

2011-10-28 [Teufelsweib]: is rice and fish and seaweed, we have that here too. why should it be from asia?

2011-10-28 [Triola]: But but... hmmm. I have no other arguements <.<

2011-10-28 [iippo]: My argument would be "but Asian people" but they could just be some kind of a lab-bred hoax...

2011-10-28 [Avaz]: That would carry some weight. Because they were lab-bred, they didn't have the necessary experience of training behind the wheel of a car, so as a result, they have become bad drivers. :3

2011-10-28 [Sunrose]: And what about Turkey? :O

2011-10-28 [Avaz]: They are yummy when served with a side of garlic mashed potatoes with gravy.

2011-10-28 [9jlriexqk,ktpk]: I'm sorry guys, but I had to indulge in my cannabalistic activities. Penguin, I had you with a side of creamed spinach. You tasted good, but a bit sinewy.

2011-10-29 [Viking]: Did you save any for the rest of us?

2011-10-29 [Mortified Penguin]: Yeah, I'm hungry!

2011-10-29 [Mortified Penguin]: My stomach is like, totally empty!

Ha ha, it's funny because I'm missing my torso! *zips his body bag back up and returns to his supine position on the lab table*

2011-10-29 [9jlriexqk,ktpk]: Nope. Sorry. I don't share. Total p-i-g.

2011-10-30 [angelwar31]: lol this is hilarious

2011-10-30 [Viking]: My hunger is not funny!

2011-10-30 [Mortified Penguin]: Tee hee hee. *points at [Viking]*

2011-10-30 [Viking]: *eats [angelwar31]'s left arm*

*laughs at the ghost of [Mortified Penguin]*

2011-10-30 [Imperator]: *hands [Mortified Penguin]'s ghost a bowl of ramen*

2011-11-01 [sexyfairychick]: i think the word is a crazy pleace to live

2011-11-01 [Avaz]: I prefer the world, anyhow.

2011-11-01 [Fruit Loops]: so fragile :/

2011-11-01 [Mortified Penguin]: It's certainly more sustainable than the sun. I bought a timeshare on the sun once and my cabin burnt down. Plus, it's just a really bad neighborhood.

2011-11-02 [Fruit Loops]: been watching a bunch of programs about the cosmos , its a fucking nightmare out there...All Life on the planet dies from a multitude of different ways FUCK ME lol

2011-11-02 [Teufelsweib]: I don't know, I already live here several years and I must say I'm doing pretty well at it!

2011-11-02 [9jlriexqk,ktpk]: I concurr. As if 2012 isn't bad enough, there are indeed a multitude of ways that we are going to die >.

2011-11-02 [kians mummy]: I am going to die by hamster lol

2011-11-02 [Viking]: An asteroid is going to get very close to smashing us next Tuesday.

2011-11-02 [Nioniel]:  :O

2011-11-02 [Imperator]: Is that the comet "Elenin" that all my favorite websites are yelling about?

2011-11-02 [Teufelsweib]: as I'm going to a metal concert next tuesday, I can only imagine how awesome it would be if we got struck my a comet during. the special effects :O

2011-11-02 [Viking]: Nope, it's Asteroid 2005 YU55. I'll have to check my Dire Predictions calendar for Elenin. I'm pretty sure it's on there.

2011-11-02 [Imperator]: Sounds like Asteroid YU55 is 6 years late.

2011-11-03 [Viking]: Nah, it was "discovered" in 2005.

2011-11-03 [Mortified Penguin]: It sure "was". *wink*

Wait... I don't think I get your innuendo...

2011-11-03 [Imperator]: I like how NASA runs around saying that we'd have at least a decade or two warning before an Earth-killing asteroid hits us, but then they can't even detect that Nibiru has entered the solar system and impact is only a year away! Morons...

2011-11-03 [iippo]: I think I'd like the end to come without warning anyway. Who wants to know that the whole world is doomed in a decade? >.<

2011-11-03 [Triola]: Not even a week's warning? So you can spend all your money on a trip somewhere and eat lots of ice cream?

2011-11-03 [iippo]: Even a week is kind of long. Sides, you wouldn't be able to travel anywhere anyway, because all flight personnel would be "I'm not going to be working on my last week on earth" and you wouldn't be able to buy anything (loot, sure, but I'd probably be too slow to get to the ice cream before its all gone) for the same reason. So maybe a day's warning (to have a bit of chaos but not an extended period of it) so that you'd get to huddle with people you like the most. But since the people I'd like to spend my last moments with live far away, I wouldn't even get that. I'd probably just huddle with my dog. 

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2011-11-03 [sexyfairychick]: you all are crazy!

2011-11-03 [Viking]: I know you are, but what am I?

2011-11-03 [Avaz]: We try to maintain the status quo.

2011-11-04 [Imperator]: I like ice cream too.

2011-11-04 [Fruit Loops]: shameless self promoters -_-

2011-11-04 [sexyfairychick]: hellya we aregoing to die in 212 so who are ready to die

2011-11-04 [Lord Josmar]: Actually, the whole end of the world belief is greatly misinterpreted and overblown. The Mayan calender does not predict the end of the world, but predicts a great change. The last time they predicted a change of this magnitude the Spanish washed up on their shores.

2011-11-04 [nehirwen]: And they miscalculated anyway, it's not in 2012 but much later. :p

2011-11-04 [Viking]: According to my Dire Predictions calendar, the end of the world may be next Friday. Because it has 11-11-11 as the date XD

Ah, I love the idiocy associated with numerology!

2011-11-05 [Lord Josmar]: The Jehovia's witnesses have predicted the end of the world about 15 times.

2011-11-05 [Viking]: Yeah, but they seem to have given up. Quitters.

2011-11-06 [Fruit Loops]: so wat do i get two uber wishes on 11-11-11 at 11:11 am & pm :p

2011-11-06 [Mortified Penguin]: No. You get struck by a baseball bat. In the face.

2011-11-06 [Fruit Loops]: do i get to bleed candy ?

2011-11-06 [Mortified Penguin]: You get to bleed all kinds of things!

2011-11-06 [Mortified Penguin]: Mostly just blood though.

2011-11-06 [Avaz]: You guys! You're missing out on the obvious here. He gets to bleed Fruit Loops cereal!! :o

2011-11-06 [Viking]: Did you mean Froot Loops cereal?

2011-11-06 [Avaz]: I did, indeed.

2011-11-07 [Fruit Loops]: if anything i would be a generic brand :p

2011-11-07 [Imperator]: Stay away from generic Cheetos, the "cheese" tasted like metal shavings.

2011-11-07 [*save my soul*]: generic chocolate : "contains cocoa flavorings and color chocolate" dear god what have they fed me!

2011-11-07 [iippo]: XD

2011-11-07 [Teufelsweib]: it's like a cereal-pinata :O

2011-11-10 [sexyfairychick]: you all are crazy and so is my man :(

2011-11-17 [ikejnr]: Hi sexy fairy

2011-11-17 [9jlriexqk,ktpk]: Going back to the 2012 thing. Its just another way for big corporate establishments to cash in. I really cannot stand that. I know its the way of the times but..

Thats a lot of bull. If some dude was hit by a bus tomorrow, then its not the end of the world. Its the end of his world. Theres a lot of ways that you can interpret the end of the world. Even if by some bizare coincidence it did occur, I am sure there would be a bit of dust, debris, heavy metal left over in which to float off into space to start again, so technically, that would n't be the end. 2012 is a good way for some unscruplous people to control some of its flock that are gullible enough to fall for it.

The world will end, in its own sweet time. Or not. There is no calander anyway, soem mystic calander that is, that has december 2012 (or variation on the month) nor does it have mine or yours birthdate on it. The Mayans (or some say the Aztecs) quit after the..12, or 13th batung (I forget now) because, as the Mayans were kinda clever, by some reports, it probably made sense not to have an infinate calander. They peobaly also ran out of rock, or the last calender dude in the family died and they did nt bother to recruit any more. :P

Anyone believing in this end of the world crap only adds to the current sense of apathy that has befallen a lot of people of late.

P.s It looks like a nice number. Looking all significant with more than one 2, and the more you see if something, the more it catches on , like a trend, thus increasing its 'special significance'.

If I pasted a link with one of my photos, all over the net, in malls and the like and placed a number underneath it, and enough people saw it, over nad over again, I could trick you into believing that there was something special about it all.

2011-11-18 [Imperator]: ...Wait, so how will the corporate establishment "cash in" on 2012 Apocalypse fears?

2011-11-18 [Lord Josmar]: The same way they did with the Y2K fear.

Marketing.

2011-11-18 [9jlriexqk,ktpk]: Also, I think the whole 2012 fear is a distraction from the real problems we face. And enough apathy, enough 'acceptance' of our supposed fate, I think people are elss likely to do something about it? Do you think that could be right?

2011-11-18 [Imperator]: Who was marketing what with Y2K?

2011-11-18 [Lord Josmar]: I dont know the exact companies, but I remeber seeing Y2K survival packs that had like 150 MREs and 100 bottles of water and a bunch of non-perishable food stuffs. Thats as well as gun sales increasing by a lot. Bunch of books on the subject as well sold really good.

2011-11-18 [9jlriexqk,ktpk]: Google 2012 survival packs and you'll be able to buy them as well as survival books.

2011-11-18 [Imperator]: Oh pish posh, preparedness items aren't sold by the "corporate establishment," Goldman Sachs sells crappy financial services, not flashlights. And gun sales are being driven by the fear of an increasingly oppressive government, we all know guns don't work against aliens with vaporizers! Ya think I'm dumb?!

2011-11-19 [sexyfairychick]: hi how are you?

2011-11-21 [Danzi160]: hi

2011-12-07 [Hendrikus]: So... What's up people?

2011-12-07 [Avaz]: The ceiling or the sky, depending on if you're indoors or outside.

2011-12-07 [Lord Josmar]: Well, technically the sky is always up regardless of whether or not you are inside or outside. Now if the question was, "What is immediately over your head?" Then that little detail would be important. But then that question raises the possibility of other answers like ceiling fan, or mirror, or even light bulb if you just had an epiphany.