2010-04-15 [Chimes]: Precisely. :)

2010-04-16 [Devil in Me]: Oh Okay, just making sure. =D

2010-04-17 [Glitch Sprockyt]: -Tapes pictures of the Supernatural cast to stuffed animals.-

2010-04-17 [Glitch Sprockyt]: -Hug- Frieeeends.

2010-04-17 [Company Awesome]: Yeah. That's weird.

2010-04-17 [Glitch Sprockyt]: If it flies like a duck...

2010-04-17 [Glitch Sprockyt]: Christo I get sick of talking to myself.

2010-04-17 [Mortified Penguin]: Then go to Bob's Diner and talk to others!

2010-04-17 [Company Awesome]: Thanks for the save, Mort. How's business?

2010-04-17 [Mortified Penguin]: Like your face... terrible!

2010-04-17 [Company Awesome]: Point taken. Maybe I'll go for the Soulblighter look. Really show off my teeth, you know?

2010-04-18 [raven47240]: Hello?

2010-04-18 [Glitch Sprockyt]: Arsehead.

2010-04-18 [Teufelsweib]: Penisdick.

2010-04-18 [Glitch Sprockyt]: How do you know Pooshit's brother? I thought my moose's family was in hiding...

2010-04-20 [Devil in Me]: ~grabs a gun and shoots the stuffed animals with the supernatural cast pics on them~ oooh this is fun ~randomly starts shooting around~

2010-04-21 [Glitch Sprockyt]: This is gonna take more than a broom to clean up. -Fake guffaws ensue.-

2010-04-22 [KyraMina]: Hello? ...llo...llo Is anyone here ...ere?...ere?...ere?

2010-04-22 [Mortified Penguin]: ...no...no...no...

2010-04-22 [vimp2005]: waz up

2010-04-23 [babycheechee]: what's up

2010-04-23 [Mortified Penguin]: What is upward?

2010-04-23 [babycheechee]: what new

2010-04-24 [anej]: randomness.....lol

2010-04-24 [Company Awesome]: Upward; away from gravitational center in relation to a stationary viewpoint.

2010-04-24 [Mortified Penguin]: Now I know! ...and knowing is half the battle...

2010-04-24 [Mortified Penguin]: ...as for the other half, we're going to have to battle a troll. *grabs a sword and a bow off the weapon rack*

2010-04-24 [Company Awesome]: You have my sword.

2010-04-24 [Mortified Penguin]: Shut up and get in the truck, Aragorn! ...*grabs a rifle too*...

2010-04-24 [Company Awesome]: What the-!? Is that [Chimes] in the bodybag?

2010-04-24 [Teufelsweib]: or is [Chimes] the troll Mort is talking about?

2010-04-24 [Company Awesome]: I don't know. Either way, I'm afraid to open the bag up.

2010-04-24 [Chimes]: If I'm a troll, I'm a damn sexy troll. :P But I think I'm in the bag.

2010-04-24 [Teufelsweib]: you don't know whether you're in a bag or not?:P

2010-04-24 [Chimes]: Nope. :P I'm unaware of my surroundings.

2010-04-24 [Company Awesome]: That's some serious concentration skill right there.

2010-04-25 [Teufelsweib]: and in a way really really cool :P

2010-04-25 [Chimes]: Exactly.

2010-04-26 [sweettooth]: woo, lets make a no pants party :D

2010-04-27 [Devil in Me]: huh? idk if chimes is is the bag i think it's My evil twin in there. or maybe she's still in the trunk of my car huh i better go check

2010-04-28 [Devil in Me]: LOL Get this guys My Friend Holly and I Took My counsin Michael's truck to the gas station yesterday and as she was backing out she hit the mirror on a stop sign and broke off the plastic part on it!! it was hilarious!!

2010-04-28 [Teufelsweib]: Ha! The misfortune of others fills me with spiteful glee!

2010-04-28 [Company Awesome]: Huh. Last week some guy in a lifted Chevy Sport was on my ass in a clear three lane street at 2 in the morning. Kept flashing his brights and swerving like I was doing 20 in a 35. Well he merges right and flies past me, disappearing into the horizon after running a red light. About a mile later I catch up to him. He was wrapped around an electrical pole after hitting a fire hydrant and an electric box. Oh yeah, he was also splattered over the ground for about 60 feet.

2010-04-28 [Company Awesome]: It may be petty but I laughed my ass off.

2010-04-29 [Teufelsweib]: hahaha whooo he had it coming!

2010-04-29 [Teufelsweib]: few years ago we were driving in the mountains on a very narrow road, next to that was a really steep cliff, so you really had to slow down to make sure not to fly off in a corner. a motorcycle however passed us, guy probably showing off to his girl who was on the back of the motorcycle, so he was driving quite fast and recklessly. then after a corner, he suddenly had dissapeared out of sight! so we stopped to look down the cliff for a moment, see if he might have slipped the corner and fell down, and yessir! he took the corner too fast, and made a nice estimated hundrerd meters fall down. *SPLATTER* It was hilarious!

2010-04-29 [Company Awesome]: Hehehe. Fucker totally had it coming, girl too for dating such a dumb-ass. (Come on you morally-inclined S.O.B's. Try me.) I imagine his last thoughts were something along the lines of "Oh fuck!" but I'd like to think that if were given a moment to think it would've been a deeper inflection as to how his whole life led up to this one moment. Then, just as he's coming to the realization of all his idiotic ways, kick inertia back on and let him splatter with his girl.

2010-04-29 [Teufelsweib]: hehehe. sadly enough I think that due to a poor mental capability, he cannot think quick enough to come up with all that. he'd probably still be thinking 'oh, I think I'm taking this turn too fa..' and before he finishes the sentence, he comes to his grand splatterfinale.

2010-04-29 [Teufelsweib]: and not the good kind of grand splatterfinale.

2010-04-29 [Company Awesome]: It was good in my opinion. What better way to waste someone like that than by their own incompetent hand? (Pardon me while I make a mental list of a few people on here who we could do without.)

2010-04-29 [Teufelsweib]: not good for the person we're speaking of, that's what I meant :P and yes, there are plenty of people I wouldn't mind seeing splattering off a cliff >_>

2010-04-29 [Devil in Me]: When i was Fourteen My older sister and i went out for a joy ride in my dads toyota. We were just driving around the outskirts of town, mainly gravel roads, when another driver pulled on the road too fast and crashed into, only i was driving at the time. It scared me real bad. i didn't srat driving again till three weeks ago and i'm not too bad if i say so myself. anyway i don't really think it's funny when people die in car accident. Me and My sister are lucky SOB Because we were thrown out of the car and ike a minute later both cars burst into flames. the other person was intoxicated and died!

2010-04-29 [Mortified Penguin]: You terrible, evil people! ...*eats ramen*...

2010-04-29 [Yike]: *stares* such randomness.... strange strange people...

2010-04-29 [Mortified Penguin]: I've seen stranger... like the people of Bob's Diner! You should go there.

2010-04-29 [Teufelsweib]: but there's nothing funnier than people dying in car accidents! well, perhaps people dying because of donkeys. did you know each year more people die because of donkeys than of plane crashes?

however there is nothing funny about people dying because of train accidents. especially because there's a mental institute in a city nearby and they always choose to jump in front of the train on the track I have to use each weekend. you have no idea how many times I already had a train delay because of that. stupid morons.

2010-04-29 [Mortified Penguin]: How DARE you make fun of car accidents?!

Do you know how much time and effort was put into making that car?! How could you mock the destruction of a poor, defenseless car like that? You disgust me.

2010-04-29 [Triola]: Not to mention the serious harm that can befall surrounding walls, fences, mountains and trees. It's really not a joking matter!

2010-04-30 [Teufelsweib]: now that I think of it.. I do have an incredible hatred towards walls, fences, mountains and trees. must explain why I find car accidents so funny :)

2010-04-30 [Triola]: So callous!

2010-04-30 [Teufelsweib]: on my feet, yes!

2010-04-30 [hanhepi]: more people die of donkeys? ... i'm at a loss for... how does one die because of donkeys?? aside from the mammoth jack breed, aren't donkey's rather small? did they add mules into the donkey stats? does falling off a donkey while descending the grand canyon count as "killed by donkey"?

this is almost as baffling as the "accidental hangings" in my family. (how is one accidentally hung? posse got the wrong guy? rode your horse through a clothesline? horrible christmas tree decorating accident? and how did this accident happen to more than one of the family members? that's our family mystery.)

2010-04-30 [Devil in Me]: Well i don't think people dying or getting hurt in a car accident is all that funny.

2010-04-30 [Triola]: Just a small tip for future reference, when [Teufelsweib] and [Company Awesome] says something that provokes you (and notice how I said 'when' and not 'if'), the sensible thing to do is either to play along or ignore them, unless you want them to make fun of you and be generally sarcastic and borderline mean in your direction. Which they totally get off on :P

_{Spoken with a lot of knowledge about [Teufelsweib] and a lot of assuming about [Company Awesome].}

2010-04-30 [Chimes]: And a lot of knowledge of the internet :P

2010-04-30 [Triola]: That too xD

2010-04-30 [Baldursson]: ok, I am with hanhepi here. I want more detail on Donkey Deaths. Now I have a vivid imagination, so I am picturing some of those famous Donkey Shows I hear of South of the border. But do those add to the Donkey Death stats? Come on Teufelsweib and spill the beans.

2010-04-30 [Mortified Penguin]: I would assume most donkey related deaths are due to being kicked in the head. Trust me. I'm a donkeyologist.

2010-04-30 [hanhepi]: lmao@ Bald! that's an angle i hadn't even thought of. by the way, welcome to elftown.

mort: somehow i'm not surprised you're the resident jackass expert. :P

2010-04-30 [Baldursson]: Thanks for the welcome. and since I am a DOM I usually come from some weird angles

2010-04-30 [Yike]: There is, at average, 20(give or take) deaths per year from donkeys... Uh huh.. I went there

As for HOW they kill... Nobody has spilled the beans.

2010-04-30 [Teufelsweib]: I have no idea, I heard it during a pubquiz. neither am I very interested in looking it up :P

and yes, I live on getting people pissed off. I am the anti-sympathy vampire, I suck out people's happiness. over the internet.

and damnit, [Devil in Me], car accidents are funny! just admit it already!

2010-05-01 [Stupidstupid]: car accidents arnt funny :(

2010-05-01 [hanhepi]: i think it depends entirely who's in the car wreck.

for instance, if my hubby was in a wreck, i'd be sad.

however, if my dad's ex girlfriend Laura was in a wreck, i'd laugh... and laugh and laugh and laugh, and deny all knowledge of automobiles... and combustible materials.

2010-05-01 [ReineBloodwolf]: HI!

2010-05-01 [Majestical]: I went to bob's diner and Im pretty certain I will not be ordering anything from there.

2010-05-01 [Mortified Penguin]: *pulls out a shotgun*

I reckon you better.

2010-05-01 [Majestical]: *shakes with fear* "Please don't make me eat the snot sandwich at bob's diner!"

2010-05-01 [Mortified Penguin]: Boy, I'll tell you what I told my ex-wife...

...I'm gonna slap you with this here radish.

Admittedly not the most fitting phrase for this situation, as I have a shotgun instead of a radish and I intend on shooting you with it rather than slapping you, but... whatever...

*shoots you*

2010-05-01 [Majestical]: "Argh, the pain", the whole room is starting to spin or maybe I am just sitting in front of the washing machine watching the spin cycle which is one of my favorite pastimes, no wait it is definitely the room..*THUD! Majestical hits the floor like a ton of bricks.*

2010-05-01 [Company Awesome]: Well Mort, looks like another satisfied customer.

2010-05-01 [Teufelsweib]: I guess it has the same effect as eating there, anyway

2010-05-01 [TobyE]: i've been to bobs diner a few times lol fun times. anywho morning everyone.

2010-05-01 [ReineBloodwolf]: *turns aroud and tries not to laugh*

2010-05-01 [babycheechee]: wow!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2010-05-03 [oboth]: hi

2010-05-03 [Company Awesome]: Why hello there, [oboth].

Question to the now; I just received an offer to work on an off-shore oil rig. Pay has yet to be discussed but what are some opinions on selling myself for four months at a time at sea in dirty, greasy, dangerous environments?

2010-05-03 [hanhepi]: no worse than joining the military or going overseas like randy is wanting to do. hell, it's probably more safe than either of those. (safer than coal mining too apparently.)and the recent leak ("and up from the ground come a bubbling crude. oil that is. black gold. texas tea...") you can bet all the companies are on their toes trying to prevent another incident like that. 4 months on an oil rig is probably better than 6 month on a ship like the navy and usmc pull.

i would let the money be your deciding factor. i mean, for $20k a year, no, not worth it. but for $100, hell yeah, where do i sign up?

2010-05-03 [Teufelsweib]: I thought you were studying? why go work on an oil rig if you have better plans for your life?

meh, I hate the oil rigs, since they clearly aren't properly designed if they still leak all the time. with the rate this is going on, by the time I finished my study I won't have anything left to research!

2010-05-03 [Sunrose]: I'm an animal too, you can still research me :P

2010-05-03 [Company Awesome]: Yeah, money is definitely a deciding factor. I'm still talking with the guy, waiting to see what he's willing to pay. Too little and it's a no-go.

2010-05-03 [Triola]: My cousin works on an oil rig, and he loves it. The money is really good, and he gets a lot of time off. His deal is like a two weeks on two weeks off kind of thing, so yeah. Quite nice.

2010-05-04 [diamondring]: hello

2010-05-04 [Teufelsweib]: but are you a marine animal? :P

2010-05-04 [Sunrose]: I can swim like a dolphin.. >_>

2010-05-05 [Teufelsweib]: hmm... I'll keep you as a back up then, if people indeed kill all marine life, I'll dedicate my life to studying you :P

2010-05-05 [Triola]: I think we sould all be interested in reading your findings!

2010-05-05 [Teufelsweib]: I've always dreamt of putting [Sunrose] in a Skinner box!

2010-05-05 [Sunrose]: Maybe wait until I'm dead before doing that :P

2010-05-05 [Teufelsweib]: if you're dead it won't have any use :P

2010-05-05 [Triola]: Ooh, or a Schrödinger box! Is Schrödinger's Sunrose dead or alive?

2010-05-05 [Sunrose]: But I don't want to be in pain :(

2010-05-05 [Mortified Penguin]: Then you shoulda thought of that before you did what you did!

2010-05-05 [Sunrose]: I thought you were busy :P

2010-05-05 [Mortified Penguin]: Your mom's busy!

2010-05-05 [Teufelsweib]: Skinner's box isn't painfull.. he was way nicer than Schrödinger.

2010-05-05 [serrah]: anal sex

2010-05-06 [Yike]: Awkward!

2010-05-06 [crazy candy nightmare2012]: wishin the ack would talk to me....

2010-05-06 [Company Awesome]: If wishes were fishes, I still wouldn't care.

2010-05-07 [serrah]: bop bop

2010-05-07 [serrah]: nobody wants to chat

2010-05-07 [Mortified Penguin]: Bob's Diner is a fun place to chat...

2010-05-07 [Majestical]: until you get shot lol

2010-05-07 [krintera]: Does anyone else think it's odd that I'm Greek and only know a small amount of words in my own language? That's fail. Then again, I did just find out I was Greek last month so yeah.

2010-05-08 [Company Awesome]: No. Not odd at all. I understand more spanish than some of my full-blood second gen mexican friends. Never even studied the language either, just listened.

2010-05-08 [Teufelsweib]: you're not a greek, [Jitter] and [Isilando] are greeks. you're an american.

2010-05-08 [hanhepi]: if it bugs you krintera, you could always learn the language. but it isn't that odd, i'm of irish, german and native american decent, and i only know a few words of german and a few words of lakota (but that ain't even what tribe were descended from).

2010-05-08 [Chimes]: I know pig-latin... but I am neither a pig... nor... latin... Ahem.

^{Note: When I first typed that it came out as 'I know a pig'.}

2010-05-09 [serrah]: BUTT SEX

2010-05-09 [Teufelsweib]: yes yes, we know about your anal fixation, [serrah], no need to attempt to 'shock' people with it or whatever you're trying.

is pig-latin the language spoken by pigs?

2010-05-09 [Chimes]: It could be. You never know these days.

2010-05-09 [serrah]: i went to a roll party

2010-05-09 [chanel(;]: ahah, serrah. your great.

2010-05-09 [Mortified Penguin]: I love rolls. They are delicious.

2010-05-10 [Yike]: ...

2010-05-10 [Mortified Penguin]: THEY. ARE. DELICIOUS.

2010-05-10 [Company Awesome]: I am in full support of this notion.

2010-05-10 [Teufelsweib]: mmm cinnamon...

2010-05-10 [hanhepi]: i like rolls too... and now i'm a little jealous that she runs with a crowd that does parties centered on baked goods. i mean, damn, why can't my friends hold a roll party?

2010-05-10 [Triola]: You can hold one and start a trend, Han!

2010-05-10 [Company Awesome]: I'd RSVP that, [hanhepi]. :)

2010-05-10 [Teufelsweib]: I actually once had a party centered on a certain baked good :) I think in english you would have called it an eggie in a basket? it is indeed way more fun than regular, non-food-centered parties.

2010-05-10 [Company Awesome]: Oh my god, I am a sucker for Egg In A Basket. Remind me to get my passport straightened out for the next one of those you throw.

2010-05-10 [Teufelsweib]: we shall hold an Egg In A Basket welcome party for you! though I've understood we make them slightly different than you guys.. since we don't cut a hole in the middle, but just drench the whole bread in egg+milk+cinnamon.
+ we call them wentelteefjes, which could be translated as... twisting bitches? O_o sounds like a glam metal band failure

2010-05-11 [hanhepi]: oh, that sounds more like what we call "french toast", but i like your name better! it's still good, but not as good as egg in a basket. mmm....

2010-05-11 [Majestical]: We call it french toast as well, Im in Australia.

2010-05-11 [All_Most PUNK]: And I'm sure the French call it just "toast".

2010-05-11 [Triola]: Actually, they call it "pain perdu", which means "lost bread".

2010-05-11 [islandgurl*]: I'M HUNGRY!!!!!!!!!!!

2010-05-11 [All_Most PUNK]: And, clearly, the audience wasn't prepared for the joke.

2010-05-11 [Triola]: Or, it was a bad joke and the audience was feeling nitpicky.

2010-05-11 [FredDrurst]: Yeah. MMMMM french toast. Is it actually french

2010-05-12 [Teufelsweib]: someone from Australia once told me they called it toad in a hole... O_o

2010-05-12 [Triola]: Hmmm, over here that's usually a sausage and yorkshire pudding dish.

2010-05-12 [Chimes]: Same, Trin. :)

2010-05-12 [Teufelsweib]: sausages + pudding? O__o

2010-05-12 [Chimes]: Yorkshire pudding is someting you have with roast dinners... rather than cake pudding. :P

2010-05-12 [hanhepi]: yorkshire pudding is like a fancy dinner roll ain't it? rather than a "pudding" (which here is like a gelatinous, wiggly, creamy thing, like flan but not as firm.) it's more like a bread. i was under the impression it was more like a savory profiterole once it was all cooked anyway.

2010-05-12 [Teufelsweib]: ooohhh. I only know pudding as the gelatinous wiggly stuff :P

2010-05-12 [Linderel]: Brits say 'What's for pudding?' and they mean 'What's for dessert?'

2010-05-12 [Triola]: But pudding can also be savoury. It's a broad term in Britain :P And Chimesey, of course it's the same, as my "over here" is currently London :P

2010-05-12 [Majestical]: We call it toad in a hole too as well as french toast, It's like we call dinner , dinner or some of us call dinner tea. We are a little backwards ass when it comes to speaking.

2010-05-13 [Chimes]: Ooooh yeah. Brain malfunction. Oops. Soz. XD
We say dessert too, sometimes. :P We very rarely pronounce the 'g' in 'pudding' though... at least... people I know don't... so it's always puddin'.

2010-05-13 [krintera]: FLYING PURPLE COWS ARE HIDING IN MY CLOSET!!!!!!

2010-05-13 [All_Most PUNK]: How big is the closet? Unless it is very big, you wouldn't be able to know if they are flying.

2010-05-14 [Majestical]: Just moon the flying purple cows and then they will jump over it! Then they won't be in the closet anymore.

2010-05-14 [hanhepi]: good lord, i can't imagine the damage a flying cow (regardless of color) would do in a closet! i gotta say though, if your closet has cows in it, i'm jealous of your closet space. i could get maybe one cow in mine, but i'd have to butcher it first.

majestical: creative solution!

2010-05-14 [Devil in Me]: i call dinner dinner or supper

2010-05-15 [Majestical]: Why thank you hanhepi :) It's the first thing I would do lol.

2010-05-15 [koolchick_2006]: hello mail me and add me if u wanna chat

2010-05-17 [serrah]: there once was a man from peru

2010-05-17 [All_Most PUNK]: But purple ones are a lot more destructive.

2010-05-17 [Company Awesome]: Punk is right. They explain the color differences in Super Mario World if you pay attention. Purple is indeed the most destructive.

2010-05-18 [serrah]: wtf

2010-05-18 [Majestical]: LMAO

2010-05-20 [serrah]: i wanna swim away but dont know how

2010-05-20 [hot_sexy_n_17]: hi i wanna tlk to sime guys and i just got this thing to work for me so if u wouls and if r male add me and tlk to me plz

2010-05-20 [Chimes]: Hahahaaaa. XD Oh, that just made my day.

2010-05-20 [Triola]: Where are your parents, young lady, and are they aware of your conduct?

2010-05-20 [Company Awesome]: Christ almighty, some people are straight fucked. Kill me if my kid is ever that green in the gills.

2010-05-20 [Triola]: Better to kill the kid. Stop them from ever procreating.

2010-05-20 [Chimes]: I lied... the ice cream made my day.

2010-05-20 [Triola]: :O Liar liar pants on fire!

2010-05-20 [Chimes]: That'd be me.

2010-05-20 [HotnWild]: hello :)

2010-05-21 [EnigmaFlame]: :O HA! ...I have sunchips

2010-05-21 [Chimes]: You have whatnow?

2010-05-21 [hanhepi]: Tri: i'd be more concerned over the kid's spelling ability in that case.
on somewhat of a side note, my brother-in-law says that these days at his high school the teachers and administrators get pissy if you don't add them to your facebook/myspace account as friends. and that if you write anything derogatory about the class or the teacher, you get lunch detention. (because apparently, after/before school detention doesn't happen any more.) and they consider "i can't believe she issued 5 pages of math homework, i hate this shit" as "derogatory". :/ i think they should give you the detention every time you use "u" rather than "you", "r" rather than "are", "tlk" rather than "talk", "plz" rather than "please" etc. but you only get 2 detentions. after your second offense they should beat you with a rubber hose, like they used to do.
perhaps if i had been beaten with a rubber hose for repeated spelling offenses, i could spell "offense" and "derogatory" without the spell checker.

2010-05-21 [Company Awesome]: For fuck's sake, keep school at school. Kids need a place to vent and that place is online. Teachers should NOT be getting pissy over this.

2010-05-22 [Mortified Penguin]: What part of "i hate this shit" isn't derogatory? Girl, u crazy.

2010-05-22 [hanhepi]: i meant if the teachers are going to get pissy over something, it should be the spelling used by their students on those sites, not the fact that some kids hate math, or tons of homework. hating math doesn't reflect badly on you as a teacher. i think it's utter bullshit that the teachers insist on being "friends" on those sites anyway, but to issue detention just because you say that math homework isn't fun is kinda outrageous.

2010-05-22 [Triola]: In Norway it's school policy for all teachers to turn down any attempts by their students to be friends on facebook. It makes much more sense.

2010-05-22 [brokenhearted12]: hello im new to elftown would anyone like to be friends

2010-05-22 [serrah]: www.formspring.me/serrah

ask me anything

2010-05-23 [TobyE]: still cracks me up when kids try to hook up online hehe such a romantic moment.... NOT.

2010-05-24 [Majestical]: hello [brokenhearted12] I would like to be your friend, provided you are kind and respectful too all elftowners. You can never get enough friends, thats what I think anyway. You are more than welcome to add me.

2010-05-24 [chabinka]: Hello everyone :P

2010-05-24 [#1STUUNA]: what up ladies need some new friends to talk to 

2010-05-24 [Mortified Penguin]: Bob's Diner has lots of friendly people to meet!

2010-05-24 [Fuckermansparta]: hola eeryone :) is there anyone to talk? I wanna be friend :)

2010-05-24 [Neferoth, the lethargic stigmata]: There is I, but me's never on.

2010-05-25 [Greenfield1]: just enter after long trip wat up ppl

2010-05-26 [chanel(;]: youre going to love my nuts.

2010-05-27 [Teufelsweib]: are they chestnuts? I love chestnuts

2010-05-27 [Company Awesome]: People simply don't eat chestnuts in America. It's almost completely overlooked!

2010-05-27 [Teufelsweib]: why not? :O they're great, especially when roasted!

2010-05-27 [Chimes]: We have big chestnut roasting places in our towns and stuff around Christmas... they're kinda a big deal. :P

2010-05-27 [Teufelsweib]: awesome :3 we have some of those too here during winter. the smell is great <3

2010-05-27 [hanhepi]: i have a chestnut tree in my back yard. i tried roasting them, but they got all mushy and gross. raw dipped in melted chocolate (so they are still crunchy) a far superior way to prepare them. they did smell pretty good while roasting though.