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2010-05-29 [Majestical]: I have never had a chestnut :( I wouldn't even know how to go about roasting one.
2010-05-29 [Company Awesome]: With fire.
2010-05-29 [Majestical]: oooh I have a fireplace.
2010-06-02 [yami burton]: i tired
2010-06-05 [Sara!]: heyy
2010-06-08 [Fuckermansparta]: hey Sara =)
2010-06-10 [Glitch Sprockyt]: .....o_o
2010-06-11 [pixish]: It is very cold today!!!
2010-06-11 [Glitch Sprockyt]: Cold where?
2010-06-11 [Teufelsweib]: it's very cloudy and rainy here today... typical dutch summer :)
2010-06-12 [pixish]: Australia here, but it's getting into winter :p
I wish it were raining, then everyone would want to come and buy DVDs from me!
2010-06-12 [Glitch Sprockyt]: ...Oh?
Winter in Australia?
2010-06-12 [Teufelsweib]: you never knew that the southern half of the globe has winter while the northern has summer?
2010-06-12 [death by society]: ive never had a chestnut either, ive just heard about them in songs about x mas.
2010-06-12 [Fuckermansparta]: bla bla bla =)
2010-06-12 [hanhepi]: yeah, this is sorta the wiki for "blah blah blah" and weird conversations. pretty soon Teufelsweib will turn it into a sex conversation i'm sure. :P
2010-06-13 [Fuckermansparta]: haha =) everyone turns to sex cause blah blah is nothing heart is going to beat faster for sex :P :D :D
2010-06-13 [Teufelsweib]: electricity does :P
2010-06-13 [LadyValkyrie]: man its late im gonna sleep i bid you random strangers goodnight
2010-06-13 [Fuckermansparta]: Goodnight Lady =)
2010-06-13 [serrah]: formspring.me/
2010-06-18 [Glitch Sprockyt]: Great God of Spinach Dip!
2010-06-18 [Chimes]: I challenge whoever is willing to write a serious poem about cheese.
2010-06-18 [Glitch Sprockyt]: Challenge?
2010-06-18 [hanhepi]: wouldn't even a serious poem about cheese still be funny though?
2010-06-18 [Chimes]: Han, that's why it's a challenge. :P I imagine it would be very hard.
2010-06-18 [babycheechee]: hey whats up peeps
2010-06-18 [Linderel]: Would it have to be about cheese, or just involve cheese as a central element?
2010-06-18 [Chimes]: Involve cheese as a central element. *nod*
2010-06-18 [Linderel]: Hummm.
2010-06-18 [Linderel]: (Yes, this means I'm going to try.)
2010-06-18 [Chimes]: Excellent. :)
2010-06-19 [Teufelsweib]: can it also be a cheesy poem?
2010-06-19 [Chimes]: If you can make it sound serious... sure :P
2010-06-21 [Glitch Sprockyt]: So it has to be seriously cheesy.
What about dangerously?
2010-06-21 [diamondring]: hey anyone gets bored here my email address littleshan@yah
2010-06-21 [Teufelsweib]: you know that people like me will now subscribe you to several dirty sites?
2010-06-21 [Teufelsweib]: A mind elixir, Held in anticipation
The yearning to have it, Now, there, anywhere.
Breathing the sharp and sometimes sweet scent.
The first kiss of excitement that spills down the spine.
Lucky tongue gets the first contact, teeth letting go.
Surrounded in a process of melding, a bite or not.
Embraced by the wonder of oneness......
Something for every want, be it subtle or intrusive.
Soft and pungent, crisp and sweet.
Feel the headiness, let go and enjoy, laugh.
A taste of English Cheddar with Apricots, blueberries.
Without bounds, Dive in to a Divine cheese.
2010-06-21 [Chimes]: Wow! XD Challenge met!
2010-06-21 [Teufelsweib]: nah, I just googled 'cheese poem' and you have no idea how many you find xDDD
2010-06-21 [Teufelsweib]: but I will try to meet your challenge and write one myself! which I shall submit to the daily poem :3
2010-06-21 [Chimes]: Well whoever wrote that one met it. :P
2010-06-22 [nextpopstar16]: HEy
2010-06-22 [Teufelsweib]: definitely :P
2010-06-22 [Teufelsweib]: I just tried rewriting Poe's 'the Raven' but then about cheese, and I failed miserably. and I just broke my chair. just so you know I'm still trying!
2010-06-22 [Chimes]: Haha. XD Love it.
2010-06-23 [Triola]:
Haikembert (Brieku?)
Enticing fragrance
The sweet explosion of taste
Gouda on my tongue
2010-06-23 [Linderel]: Cheesy Poetry.
2010-06-26 [islandgurl*]: I LOVE WHEN PPL write
2010-06-27 [Triola]: :D Imagine how much more you would love it if you liked cheese! Also, who doesn't like cheese? o.O
2010-06-27 [Linderel]: Emus don't, apparently.
2010-06-27 [Chimes]: Exactly. What Lin said. :P (And also my entire family bar my brother :P)
2010-06-27 [Teufelsweib]: I don't like cheese that very much either, to be honest.. :P
2010-06-27 [Linderel]: You are weeeeeird.
2010-06-27 [Glitch Sprockyt]: MM. fewd
2010-06-30 [SimplyMel19]: hey. sooo bored over here
2010-06-30 [Glitch Sprockyt]: This...Is...EL
2010-07-01 [Mortified Penguin]: That...Is...AB
2010-07-01 [kurosat]: hello i am new on here. still trieng to figure things out but i found a chat!
2010-07-01 [Triola]: Yay, go you!
2010-07-03 [_BrunetteBabe_]: heyy (:
2010-07-03 [Glitch Sprockyt]: Meeeean.
2010-07-11 [EnigmaFlame]: *appears from the dust* ....pickles are tasty
2010-07-12 [JohnHileman]: Is this real time?
2010-07-12 [JohnHileman]: Hahaha.. nope.
2010-07-12 [JohnHileman]: Read VRIN: ten mortal gods ... the power of the force compels you. *wiggles fingers*
2010-07-16 [serrah]: www.formspring
2010-07-16 [Teufelsweib]: 
2010-07-16 [Viking]: XD
2010-07-16 [Linderel]: Awwwww! Vorkje, you're so cute!
2010-07-16 [Teufelsweib]: thanks ^___^ really did my best with the make up this morning. and damn, that diet on bamboo is doing well :P
2010-07-16 [Linderel]: :D That's my girl <3
2010-07-17 [Fuckermansparta]: XD you are really so cute...
2010-07-17 [Teufelsweib]: thanks!
2010-07-17 [Viking]: You'll need a little more eye makeup if you want to be as pretty as [serrah], though.
2010-07-18 [Teufelsweib]: I prefer the more natural look :P
2010-07-18 [Sunrose]: And eyebrows, though no offence..
2010-07-18 [Teufelsweib]: damnit, I knew I was forgetting something..
2010-07-20 [sevse]: time is a way to measure our own exsistence in this world
2010-07-20 [Teufelsweib]: or the existence of others, or how fast things go, or how long it takes for the moon to circulate or...
2010-07-25 [serrah]: butt rape
2010-07-25 [Linderel]: Also known as surprise buttsex. Yes, what about it?
2010-07-26 [NukleaЯ EveЯgloW™]: it's not rape if you yell surprise <.<
2010-07-26 [Teufelsweib]: thanks for the tip! next time I'm forcing women down in a dark alley and fuck them without them wanting it, I'll just yell 'surprise!' and no one can really charge me for anything :3
2010-07-26 [Triola]: Or you can just wear one of these and no one will even know it's you :D
2010-07-26 [Teufelsweib]: everyone will know I'm Hugo Weaving then D:
2010-07-27 [Triola]: Nah, you might be one of these guys:
2010-08-01 [serrah]: over the shoulder ear sex
2010-08-01 [Teufelsweib]: and thus follows [serrah] in her desperate search for attention.
2010-08-01 [Chimes]: As ever.
2010-08-01 [Viking]: Does that mean the two of you don't like over the shoulder ear sex?
2010-08-02 [Nioniel]: Does anyone not?!?
2010-08-02 [Teufelsweib]: I actually prefer armpit sex all the way
2010-08-02 [whitehot]: sounds stimulating
2010-08-08 [Seranade]: hey whats up guys?
2010-08-08 [Anvikit]: Not much.. usual lazy sunday afternoon.. or maybe that's just my life.
2010-08-09 [Teufelsweib]: working my ass off for my exam wednesday x__X and after that finally vacation! or at least what's left of it
2010-08-09 [Seranade]: dear lord I know what you mean... I have like a week left... I'm so pissed.
2010-08-09 [Teufelsweib]: meep. good luck!
2010-08-11 [Glitch Sprockyt]: My dog found Narnia.
2010-08-11 [Viking]: Did your dog mark it as it's own territory?
2010-08-11 [Glitch Sprockyt]: And get chomped by Aslan, frak no.
2010-08-11 [Viking]: I think the dog would admit that is a bit pathetic, really.
2010-08-12 [TobyE]: ya'll are crazy lol this is better then FML lol
2010-08-12 [Teufelsweib]: I suppose I now have to start a discussion on here again concerning sex, as that is what is expected of me nowadays (though entirely my fault I admit)
so... ermm... what's the biggest object any of you ever inserted (or had inserted) into any hole of your body? though this is not necessarily sexual.
2010-08-12 [Teufelsweib]: but nevertheless whatever answer you give: it is sexy.
2010-08-13 [Anglebear]: wow cool pic
2010-08-13 [Anglebear]: 
im so bored
2010-08-13 [Nioniel]: A bear once inserted itself into my rectum. As it was a bear, and not any other object, creature, or thing, I did not protest, and instead thanked the great beast for choosing me.
2010-08-13 [Teufelsweib]: hahahaha xD what an honor that must have been!
2010-08-13 [Nioniel]: I've felt as though I have special powers ever since. I have truly been blessed.
2010-08-14 [love_like_crazy]: wow i made an elftown cuz i thought it would be interesting...
2010-08-14 [Nioniel]: "hello" is an absolutely terribe follow-up to anal bear penetration.
Tsk-tsk.
2010-08-14 [Chimes]: I am too tired to be reading the phrase 'anal bear penetration'. First I watch A Clockwork Orange and now... yeah... bears up the bum. My mind is done for today. *shot away*
2010-08-14 [Nioniel]: Black bear, not grizzly. ;)
if that makes it easier to read.
2010-08-14 [hanhepi]: yeah, gotta say, i was taken completely by surprise by the phrase "A bear once inserted itself into my rectum." when i recovered from my shock, read it again a few times i thought to myself "holy shit! is there anything bears do that isn't scary??" and then i shared that thought with you.
@[love_like_crazy]: um, [Hedda] made an elftown once too. but his wasn't lame. :(
2010-08-14 [Teufelsweib]: I hope the bear used protection?
2010-08-14 [Nioniel]: Yup, a hefty bag filled with anthrax.
2010-08-17 [idiotidiotidiot]: I have no idea how this works. Feel free to message me and lend me a hand!
2010-08-17 [All_Most PUNK]: By "this" you mean Elftown?
2010-08-19 [serrah]: otep was awesome last night, i ran into bam and alice cooper in the bar
2010-08-19 [Viking]: Any relation to Nyarlath otep?
2010-08-30 [faruq]: hi.
2010-08-30 [*Night_Shade*]: Hi?
2010-08-30 [Viking]: Hawaii?
2010-08-30 [Mortified Penguin]: Bob's Diner.
2010-08-30 [Viking]: Nobody goes to Bob's Diner anymore. It's too crowded.
2010-09-03 [Cyberella]: Oh man I remember when Bob's Diner first started. Am I seriously that old now? XD
2010-09-03 [All_Most PUNK]: Yes, you are.
2010-09-03 [Cyberella]: Dang. :(
2010-09-03 [Nioniel]: Aw, crap, accidentally deleted someones comment instead of editing my own. Stupid, stupid, stooopid tiny screen.
.<
2010-09-03 [Nioniel]: Are you implying that I can't spank myself? ;)
2010-09-03 [Mortified Penguin]: *walks in with a bullwhip* What's goin' on in here, you guys?
2010-09-04 [Viking]: If you can do it, you should post the video =P
2010-09-04 [Nioniel]: Well, if were doing a video, it's probably best if Sunrose helps.
:P
2010-09-04 [Sunrose]: :O
2010-09-04 [Nioniel]: Someone to hold the camera. :)
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2010-09-06 [Nioniel]: WTF?
2010-09-06 [Viking]: Maybe she was trying to post code so people could "rent" her for an hour or two...
2010-09-06 [Nioniel]: EW.
2010-09-06 [Viking]: Judge not, lest ye be a judge.
2010-09-06 [Nioniel]: But maybe I want to be a judge. I think that the white, poofy wig would look hot on me. And itchy.
2010-09-06 [Viking]: I think those wigs make people look silly. They're like dreads on a 108 year old...
2010-09-06 [Nioniel]: Well, 108 year-olds generally don't have much of their own hair left, so...
I'd rather look at a poofy white dread wig than a glaring bald patch on an old lady.
2010-09-06 [Viking]: XD
I now expect to see pictures (within a week) of you in a judge wig.
2010-09-06 [Nioniel]: I'll see what I can do. XP
2010-09-06 [Viking]: =D
2010-09-17 [Rotual]: im new to this site how does it work? lol im so lost
2010-09-21 [green day was awsome]: ha not been on this since i was 14 a long time ago :/
2010-09-21 [vVvLifelessvVv]: 
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2010-09-22 [vVvLifelessvVv]: 
Let me know what you think of my artwork
2010-09-22 [vVvLifelessvVv]: All 10 are originals created by me, vVvLifelessvVv
2010-09-22 [Mortified Penguin]: You could show them off at Bob's Diner if you want.
2010-09-22 [vVvLifelessvVv]: Thanks, but Bob's Diner doesnt seem like my kinda thing
2010-09-22 [Viking]: They serve rancid food at Bob's Diner.
Some people really enjoy rancid food.
2010-09-22 [Mortified Penguin]: Yes, especially rats. And the homeless.
Now you go to Bob's Diner, dang it. It is totally your kinda thing. *sharpens knife*
2010-09-22 [Viking]: But the type of homeless that call me Reverend don't care for the rancid food.
2010-09-23 [Paul Doyle]: Bad food from bob's diner messes with your mind, makes you hallucinate and Make Discoveries. The effect on the creative process is rumored to be as profound as it is arcane. Dine on THIS.
2010-09-23 [vVvLifelessvVv]: Soo....about my drawings. Do you think theyre okay?
2010-09-23 [hanhepi]: they aren't bad. they'd be better on paper other than stuff with lines, or ones that have been crumpled, but yeah, they are pretty cool.
2010-09-24 [Anvikit]: @lifeless.. Getcha a folder, or a picture album to keep them in so they don't get all crumply. I'd also suggest getting a sketchbook, or at the very least buying you a pack of white copy paper.. Keep playing with it, learn to flow, and balance.. pre-plan a bit.. Look at other abstract art from artists you like and maybe get some different colored paper (construction paper) and try them with colored pencils to see how you like that effect, or get some sharpies.. (permenant markers tend to streak less than washable crap like crayolas, sharpies are on the cheaper side of the perm marker realm. ) things get interesting in color.
2010-09-24 [hanhepi]: it would definitely be worth investing in a sketchbook, and sharpies. it's easier to color with sharpies than ballpoint pen, to doesn't end up all over you.
2010-09-26 [sexymommy89]: nice pics
2010-09-26 [crazy candy nightmare2012]: i like em :)
2010-09-26 [Teufelsweib]: I don't know, they're all a bit the same aren't they?
2010-09-28 [cdledzep13]: i dig those
2010-09-29 [Paul Doyle]: [vVvLifelessvVv] Keep up the draings, develop your own style and have fun . . . but using lined paper for artwork that takes some real time and effort (regardless of skill level) is like serving pulled-pork sandwiches at a Jewish picnic. Not kosher!!
2010-09-30 [TobyE]: god some people on here piss me off. apparently i'm a bitch for staying faithful to my husband! thats a new one! lol
2010-09-30 [Mortified Penguin]: Staying faithful is just wrong. You disgust me.
2010-09-30 [Glitch Sprockyt]: YO I'M A BLONDE MOTHERFUCKER AND I WORSHIP THOR
I'M GUNNA USE MY AXE BUST DOWN YOUR DOOR
SCREAMING VALHALLA AT THE TOP OF MY LUNGS
I GOT PHAT RHYMES AND I SPEAK IN TONGUES
RAGNAROK THE PARTY LIKE A VALHALLA PARTY
RAGNAROK THE PARTY LIKE A VALHALLA PARTY
NORSE. (crazy motherfucker with a longship baby)
NORSE (gunna kick your ass and I don't mean maybe)
NORSE. (crazy motherfucker with a longship baby)
NORSE (LONG BLONDE HAIR THAT IS SOFT AND WAVY)
fin
2010-10-01 [vVvLifelessvVv]: Thanks for all the advise..im probably not going to use any of it, I for one like lined paper. Its nice to see it all wasnt a complete waste of time. I dont have a favorite artist, and there is no planning in any of my pictures. I start with a line, whether it curvy or straight, pointy or incomplete, and I draw another then another, and sometimes they turn out to be complete utter crap, but occasionally I make decent drawings. I can assure you, every stroke is by accident..exce
2010-10-01 [pixish]: I like the sounds of a longship
2010-10-01 [Top_Hatter]: *wonders if that's the sequel to 'I'm on a boat'*
2010-10-01 [TobyE]: thats ok mort i disgust a lot of people :)
2010-10-02 [Glitch Sprockyt]: <.<
2010-10-02 [Jadala*(Once upon a moment)]: I'm a boat?
2010-10-02 [Paul Doyle]: The looooooooooovv
*cheesy 1970s tv show theme*
2010-10-02 [Jadala*(Once upon a moment)]: haha ^^^
2010-10-02 [Viking]: Exciting aaaand neeeewww
2010-10-02 [Jadala*(Once upon a moment)]: So what's everyone's fave things to do on ET?
2010-10-03 [Mortified Penguin]: Well, there's Bob's Diner and Maze of Guile... that's where the majority of people on Elftown go.
2010-10-03 [Viking]: Yes, but the cool people hang out in <forum:Junk>.
2010-10-03 [Jadala*(Once upon a moment)]: wtf is 'maze of gile' sheesh get deployed for a few years and everything changes on ya...
2010-10-03 [Jadala*(Once upon a moment)]: wow so like wtf is the point of the maze? like you there is supposed to be a real ending somewhere hahah. So do any of yo actually so the fantasy rpgs?
2010-10-03 [Jadala*(Once upon a moment)]: HAHA ^_^ Do yo do any of the ones on ET? Once upon a time that used to be all anyone talked about on here :D
2010-10-03 [Devil in Me]: ET phone home!!!
2010-10-03 [Jadala*(Once upon a moment)]: erm...ET as in...Elf-Town.
haha
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