2010-10-31 [zainab1234]: wats up???

2010-10-31 [zainab1234]: im new here/.....:D

2010-10-31 [Mrs Vicious.]: nothing really.

2010-10-31 [zainab1234]: elftown sounds wierd... wats ther 2 do here anyway???:P

2010-10-31 [zainab1234]: its kind of borringgggg

2010-10-31 [Mrs Vicious.]: right.. its kind of boring because people have things to do, if elftown sounds weird then why join? really?

2010-10-31 [Top_Hatter]: *kicks [zainab1234] repeatedly until he runs throughout [http://elftown.heddate.com] screaming how wonderful it is* ...Muhuhwhahahaha

2010-10-31 [Jace Beleren]: Oh come now Hatter no need to be so mean

2010-10-31 [Mrs Vicious.]: Why not?

2010-10-31 [Top_Hatter]: Oh? Please, do inform me of when there is a proper need for my kicking won't be staunched for long...

2010-10-31 [Jace Beleren]: We just need to show him the fun times that are to be had here

2010-10-31 [Top_Hatter]: Kicking people in the bum isn't fun?

2010-10-31 [Mrs Vicious.]: I think it is.

2010-10-31 [Jace Beleren]: No it is simply mean

2010-10-31 [Mrs Vicious.]: Have you never kicked someone in the bum?

2010-10-31 [Top_Hatter]: No...it is simply initiation. Do you know how much I and others had to endure whilst being new? It is simply to see who can handle the humor here, or if we should curb our enthusiasm.

I prefer people who can bite back with flare
With a burn and a laugh we can all share

Perhaps you understand not that it is not mean
To try to see in others what others have not seen

Give patience Ser [Jace Beleren], and allow [zainab1234] a chance to speak for himself before you try to judge the rudeness or meanness of others ;)

2010-10-31 [Mortified Penguin]: Yeah! When I was new here, I got banned all the time! ...*eats ramen*...

2010-10-31 [Jace Beleren]: Never happened to me...I fited in imediately and started making alot of friends.None in my country sure but still

2010-10-31 [Mortified Penguin]: Speaking of erections, [zainab1234] should go to Bob's Diner (now serving minorities!).

2010-10-31 [Jace Beleren]: ...no one said anything about erections...

2010-11-01 [hanhepi]: mort: "now serving minorities!" serving as in "selling food to", or serving as in "there's a new section on the menu"?

2010-11-01 [K.N.L.]: ... when i was new i was confused... O.o

2010-11-01 [K.N.L.]: probably a new section in the menu :P

2010-11-01 [hanhepi]: mmmmm. minority stew. yummy. XD

2010-11-01 [Top_Hatter]: *wonders why on Earth anyone would ever ban-hammer [Mortified Penguin]...* ...but when you come in with such a name projecting all the synonymous attachments to the character of a well-known card game...*ahem* [Jace Beleren]...well, you are sure not to run into many issues with people...they will just assume the attributes of said character without ever getting to know you...not to mention, you don't really speak much to antagonize anyone into disliking you...

2010-11-01 [Mrs Vicious.]: Erghhh dear lord I am hungry and it is not for food.

2010-11-01 [Mortified Penguin]: Inorite?

2010-11-01 [Jace Beleren]: Hatter when i joined this was not my user name.In fact i do not even remember what it was.I think it was Kain or something like that.Also i am NOTHING like Jace Beleren nothing at all.And no i do not antagonize anyone it is not my way

2010-11-01 [Mrs Vicious.]: Blaaahhh. *sighs* Hungry.

2010-11-02 [Mrs Vicious.]: papa?

2010-11-04 [babycheechee]: hey what's up

2010-11-05 [Mrs Vicious.]: cheese.

2010-11-05 [Viking]: Double Gloucester?

2010-11-05 [Mrs Vicious.]: Nah Wensleydale.

2010-11-05 [Somerandomspot]: Hello world, what is going on in here?

2010-11-05 [Mrs Vicious.]: talking bout cheese.

2010-11-09 [Hedda]: Cheese is good. Should be added to everything.

2010-11-09 [Hedda]: The more cheese the better!

2010-11-09 [Hedda]: I'm trying to import these comments to Facebook... Testing

2010-11-09 [Company Awesome]: Elftown leaking into facebook? That's pretty elite. :D

2010-11-09 [vampwriter]: Geez I had the odd thought that I could make a few friends here.. silly me lol

2010-11-09 [Mrs Vicious.]: ... you have only just realised this?

2010-11-09 [Hedda]: Party in 10, 9, 8...

2010-11-09 [Mrs Vicious.]: party?

2010-11-09 [Company Awesome]: ...7, 6, 5...

2010-11-09 [Mortified Penguin]: ...4, 3, 2...

2010-11-09 [Mortified Penguin]: Also, [vampwriter], go to Bob's Diner! There are plenty of potential friends there! Not only that, but great deals! Now for the low, low price of $65 million, we'll release up to two hostages of your choice! (offer void in Canada)

2010-11-09 [Mrs Vicious.]: 9,8,7,6

2010-11-10 [Mortified Penguin]: *smacks [Mrs Vicious.]* You fool! You've disrupted the countdown! *the universe starts to unravel* WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!

2010-11-10 [Mrs Vicious.]: just what I planned to do Mr Penguin.

2010-11-10 [Kicka**chick]: meh!!!!!!!! i finally can get on here whenever!!! hi guys. how is everyone?!?!?!

2010-11-10 [Mrs Vicious.]: AHHH.

2010-11-10 [Company Awesome]: I thought she was dead... O_O

2010-11-10 [nick_skater]: this website blows

2010-11-10 [Chimes]: Maybe it explains why you're a member. ;)

2010-11-11 [Mrs Vicious.]: ppft.

2010-11-11 [Mortified Penguin]: [nick_skater], you're just not looking in the right places. You should head over to Bob's Diner, where all the funnest people on Elftown go (except for [~Crimson Angel~], but we can't really do much about that).

2010-11-11 [darksummoner4]: what are you people talking about?

2010-11-11 [Viking]: We're talking about Important Stuff, as usual. You should know that by now.

2010-11-11 [Mortified Penguin]: Yes. Important Stuff.

Anyway, so I was doin' this chick, right?

2010-11-11 [Viking]: That was a dude.

2010-11-11 [Triola]: Except you didn't realise that until it was waaay too late.

2010-11-11 [Viking]: Yes, very embarrassing.

2010-11-11 [Mortified Penguin]: Hmm... I thought she had an unusually large adam's apple...

2010-11-11 [Somerandomspot]: Hmm...who the oldent person in this wiki

2010-11-11 [Triola]: Viking. He is aaaaaaaaaancient. If there is anyone older around, they're probably as good as dead by now, and as such don't count :D

2010-11-11 [Viking]: That [Hedda] guy is even older than me, which means Elftown won't last much longer.

2010-11-12 [Somerandomspot]: I just really dont use Elftown...I made this silly thing when I was like 15 or so

2010-11-12 [LoisLane]: I don't understand how to do this... how to use this site...

2010-11-12 [Viking]: Try looking at help.

2010-11-12 [Somerandomspot]: or try facebook!

2010-11-12 [Mrs Vicious.]: hahaha.

2010-11-12 [Kicka**chick]: Company Awesome.... you thought I was dead?

2010-11-13 [Viking]: We all thought you were dead!

2010-11-13 [Triola]: Are you sure you're not dead?

2010-11-13 [darksummoner4]: I am not a dude.

2010-11-13 [Mortified Penguin]: PROVE IT.

2010-11-13 [darksummoner4]: look at my picture on my page.

2010-11-13 [Jace Beleren]: That´s not enough evidence(YAY BEEN A WHILE SINCE I POSTED HERE)

2010-11-13 [Mortified Penguin]: Yeah, that proves nothing. However, on review of the picture(s), I've opted to take your word for it.

2010-11-13 [Jace Beleren]: I care not either way

2010-11-14 [Neferoth, the lethargic stigmata]: Hay people.

2010-11-14 [Viking]: Are "Hay People" like the "Children of the Corn"? Or maybe the "Ohio Grassman"?

2010-11-14 [Jace Beleren]: Probably the first one.Well all i can say is this:
Let them into your mind,let them into,let me in you

2010-11-15 [zombiebabe]: Hello

2010-11-15 [Jadala*(Once upon a moment)]: the rp

2010-11-15 [Skylark_Nikko]: HAY PEOPLE!!! The mysterious, little known midgets from the east who live in houses made of straw. Needless to say they find the three little pigs story, somewhat offensive...

2010-11-15 [Mrs Vicious.]: ... riiight.

2010-11-15 [Skylark_Nikko]: The can be found feasting upon grains and oats, which they stock up for lean seasons during the winter. They are vegetarian and their favorite food is CORN!!!
They have a rare tea made from corn which makes them giddy and somwhat horny. This rare tea is drinken hartily during the Hay People solstice celebrations.

2010-11-15 [Viking]: I know of their 'tea'. We usually call it 'bourbon'.

2010-11-15 [Skylark_Nikko]: Ah, so you must know of the Hay People?

2010-11-15 [Viking]: I've heard of them, but I always thouth they were mythical.

2010-11-15 [Jace Beleren]: Does anyone here know and like Dragon age Origins?

2010-11-16 [Jadala*(Once upon a moment)]: Hmm lol, I'm considering starting a RP based on the Hay People and maybe a fan club

2010-11-16 [Nioniel]: It's a trap!!!

2010-11-16 [Skylark_Nikko]: Yes, I understand. They are a very shy people. But they do exsist my friend. I've visited them many times and enjoy their company

2010-11-16 [Jadala*(Once upon a moment)]: [Jace Beleren] that a game?

2010-11-16 [Chimes]: You all just lost the game.

2010-11-16 [Jace Beleren]: Yes it´s a very epic rpg

2010-11-16 [Jadala*(Once upon a moment)]: lol that's what I was thinking it was. What's it like? I'ma google it

2010-11-16 [Jace Beleren]: Again a very epic RPG

2010-11-16 [Kicka**chick]: Why think I'm dead?!?!?! lol

2010-11-16 [Jace Beleren]: Wait you aren´t dead?But we had the funeral set up already...

2010-11-18 [TobyE]: dead man talking... anyway... whats up people?

2010-11-18 [Mrs Vicious.]: nuthin, its all kinda... yeah.

2010-11-18 [darksummoner4]: you people are a little strange. no offense.

2010-11-18 [Mrs Vicious.]: yerp.

2010-11-18 [ChrisEld182]: hello, anyone on?

2010-11-18 [Mrs Vicious.]: Yeah.

2010-11-18 [Company Awesome]: @Jace in regards to Dragon Age; It's pretty but I would definitely shy away from calling it epic. Maybe the second one since I have yet to play it but I'm no stranger to RPGs in that setting (Bard's Tale -New/Old-, Dungeon Siege 1/2, Elder Scrolls, Might And Magic, etc...) and I'll say that Dragon Age was good. Not epic.

2010-11-18 [Jace Beleren]: How can you say it was not epic?Hell it was one of the few games that got me to cry in a certain part.Besides the story is epic,gameplay is awsome and so are graphics...it´s near perfect

2010-11-19 [Company Awesome]: I say the main point that detracts from Dragon Age is the gameplay, combat and otherwise. I could go on about the shortcomings of the gameplay experience but let's just say graphics can't replace substance. Final Fantasy 7 and 8, Legend of Dragoon, Chrono Trigger/Cross; these were epic. Dragon Age is like Assassin's Creed in that it holds the title of coolest game for a short while before descending back into the abyss. Hopefully the next one is better.

2010-11-19 [TobyE]: i have been working... alot... hmmm oh! taking care of my dog's puppies and discovering why my parents would hoop and holler everytime i begged them to get me a puppy ha...

2010-11-19 [Jace Beleren]: What´s wrong with the gameplay?I like it alof much better tthan turn based

2010-11-24 [tilley]: any chicks wanna talk on msn

2010-11-24 [Chimes]: Never have I read a better line...

2010-11-24 [Thunder Cid]: Ditto

2010-11-24 [K.N.L.]: anyone get the knockout?? o.o

2010-11-26 [Kicka**chick]: aww i bet the funeral would have been beautiful :P thanks for thinking about me hahaha

2010-11-28 [Mrs Vicious.]: I didnt know baby chickens could use msn.

2010-11-28 [Jace Beleren]: Hey if cats can so can babby chickens

2010-11-28 [Mrs Vicious.]: cat's can use msn?

2010-11-28 [Jace Beleren]: Hell yeah cats can do anything

2010-11-29 [Viking]: Cats can't open a can of catfood without opposable thumbs.

2010-11-29 [The Penguin Who Could Fly]:

2010-11-29 [hanhepi]: viking, cats don't need opposable thumbs, they have humans for doing menial tasks like that.
penguin, that's not an opposable thumb, just an extra toe. when cats with extra toes can make that extra toe touch a regular toe on that foot, we might be screwed, but i bet they will still be too lazy to open a can by themselves.

2010-11-29 [Nioniel]: Lol. :)

2010-11-29 [Thunder Cid]: I thought the cat had a WTF look.

2010-11-29 [Jace Beleren]:

2010-11-30 [The Penguin Who Could Fly]: yeah I know, I was using my imagination. :3

2010-11-30 [niame]: ^^ kitty

2010-11-30 [Jace Beleren]: And on a diferent note

2010-12-02 [Somerandomspot]: well well, you know this place is boring when you have to chat with cat photos...o lord

2010-12-02 [~Nameless Dream~]: xD

2010-12-02 [Viking]: Yeah, these damned cat pictures are making this place like 4chan.

2010-12-02 [Triola]: We should all spam until they go away.

2010-12-02 [Mortified Penguin]: It's not as much like 4chan as Bob's Diner has become. Speaking of which, did you know that Bob's Diner is now serving garden slugs? (it's like escargot, but without that darned, annoying shell!)

2010-12-02 [Somerandomspot]: Too bad Bobs diner isnt real....and escargot are snails not slugs by the wat

2010-12-02 [Viking]: I bet the garden slugs are really happy to be able to go and eat in a quality establishment like Bob's Diner.

2010-12-02 [Jace Beleren]: Alright no cats then.So how about some puns?

2010-12-02 [The Penguin Who Could Fly]: That's a great waffle weave fabric, but it might be hard to iron. :/

2010-12-02 [Jace Beleren]: Well at least you will no longer have to stop to eat you can eat as you walk

2010-12-02 [The Penguin Who Could Fly]: fast food! :3

2010-12-02 [Jace Beleren]: Not if it´s on a fat guy

2010-12-02 [K.O.]: whats up?

2010-12-02 [Triola]: Now that's just unsanitary.

2010-12-02 [Mortified Penguin]: That's the great thing about those pants. Unlike the competition (pancake slacks), these pants come pre-ironed, so you never have to. (syrup not included)

Wait... why am I advertising pants now...?

2010-12-02 [Mortified Penguin]: Sweet! A recommendation from [Hedda] himself! Bob's Diner really is awesome. Thank you for agreeing with that fact.

2010-12-03 [Viking]:

XD

2010-12-03 [Mortified Penguin]: How dare you make a mockery of what is clearly [Hedda] advertising Bob's Diner?! (assuming you're in either Chrome or Firefox and have Elftown's text size set to "normal")

2010-12-03 [Viking]: I dare because I'm [Viking].
But yes, of course it is quite clearly [Hedda] praising Bob's Diner. How could he not?

2010-12-03 [Mortified Penguin]: Inorite? But I'm the real [Viking] anyway.

2010-12-03 [Hedda]: You're using a different font in your image

I'm the only real viking here.

2010-12-03 [Thunder Cid]: You people better recognize a real viking when you see one. I'm so viking, villagers can't wait to line up for looting.

2010-12-03 [Viking]: Yous should be ashamed. So rude of yous to claim to be me.

2010-12-03 [Triola]: Actually, in mine and [Hedda]'s case, it's you claiming to be us. Get your own awesome ancestry!

2010-12-03 [K.O.]:

2010-12-03 [liekoss]: hello =P im home alone and bored

2010-12-03 [Mortified Penguin]: Sounds like you need to head on over to Bob's Diner!

2010-12-03 [Viking]: Actually, Mort did claim to be me.

2010-12-04 [Mortified Penguin]: No, no. You claimed to be me.

2010-12-04 [hanhepi]: i just saw the Daily Poem on mainstreet... Mort, wtf did you do to [Apollo of Crowingblade] that they wrote a poem like that?

2010-12-04 [Mortified Penguin]: Hmm... I can't remember if that's the guy I took hostage or ran over...

2010-12-04 [Triola]: Washing your dirty laundry out in public like that, no wonder you're mortified.

2010-12-04 [Mortified Penguin]: My washing machine is broken and the city well is the only other place I can wash these stupid pants!! If you don't want stuff washed in your drinking water, maybe put up a sign or something! GAH.

2010-12-04 [Triola]: Like that big, flashing neon sign above the well saying "Don't wash your dirty pants in here! _{Yes, we're talking to you, Mort.}"? That kind of sign?

2010-12-04 [Mortified Penguin]: Oh, come on. That sign is WAY too vague. I'm not a mind reader, you know. Heck, I'm barely literate enough to be a regular reader!

2010-12-04 [Somerandomspot]: but you can type?

2010-12-04 [Somerandomspot]: lol

2010-12-04 [Mortified Penguin]: I just get lucky when I type. I know what I'm trying to say, but I don't know the letters and words to combine to accurately convey my message to people. So, I just type letters at random in hopes that it comes out in some kind of comprehensible form. Sometimes it works and sometimes sgadsjfgfs gfdsgfdh jkdlasf kjdfsdslafj salad fork.

2010-12-05 [Somerandomspot]: hahaha salad fork lol

2010-12-05 [Viking]: Mort, I always thought you had a legion of monkeys who wrote your posts in the spare time they had while writing that version of Hamlet.

2010-12-05 [Mortified Penguin]: I did, but they unionized. I tried to hire some snakes to fill in, but apparently they don't have thumbs, which makes typing a rather slow process for them.

2010-12-05 [Triola]: Really? In The Jungle Book, Kaa can do amazing things with his tail.

2010-12-05 [Jace Beleren]: I sugest hiring small rodents.They work for less and never and i mean NEVER unionise

2010-12-07 [bosslady2009]: hello everyone

2010-12-07 [Somerandomspot]: ahhhhhhhh this place is kinda boring...no wonder he invented facebook!

2010-12-07 [Mortified Penguin]: Bob's Diner isn't boring! It's funner than a bag of snakes (how fun that may or may not be, I am unsure)!

2010-12-07 [Triola]: Depends on the snakes, I would say, and what/who else you put in the bag.

2010-12-07 [Jace Beleren]: Personaly i prefer a barrel full of monkeys over a bag full of snakes but that´s just me

2010-12-07 [Viking]: I think it would be more fun to put the bag full of snakes in the barrel of monkeys. Putting the barrel of monkeys over the bag of snakes just results in a lot of squished snakes.

2010-12-08 [Kicka**chick]: help me!!!!! lol.....idk what for but do

2010-12-09 [Jace Beleren]: Yeah that would be fun too

2010-12-10 [K.N.L.]: is lost in the shuffle... O.o

2010-12-10 [Viking]: The Curly Shuffle?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EuTzsi6WT6Q

2010-12-10 [The Penguin Who Could Fly]: or the truffle shuffle? :|
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t5whaRkuipU

2010-12-10 [Mortified Penguin]: Or the iPod Shuffle? >:^U
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jKnI51HOy9w

2010-12-11 [Somerandomspot]: I have ADHD...so I bounce

2010-12-12 [Mortified Penguin]: SHUT UP'A YOU FACE. Go to Maze of Guile. I really don't advertise that place enough.

2010-12-12 [Mortified Penguin]: I know you're lurking around here somewhere, [Hedda]. You should totally put up a flashing banner telling people to go to Maze of Guile. Maybe make it screech loudly and/or give people viruses until they click it.

2010-12-12 [Viking]: It shouldn't give people viruses. Maybe crabs, but not viruses.

2010-12-16 [Viking]: Did you mean Froot Loops?

2010-12-18 [Teufelsweib]: if a, say, 10 year old rapes an adult. will the adult then be punished for having sex with a minor? nevermind the fact that he didn't exactly volunteer for having sex, he still had sexual intercourse with an underaged person!

2010-12-18 [Jace Beleren]: Is that 10 year old armed or say INCREADIBLY STRONG?cause i don´t see a 10 year old raping an adult as a plausible idea

2010-12-19 [Mortified Penguin]: The adult could be crippled or, in my case, sleeping. Damn kids... now I can't play on the playground without getting escorted away or tasered in the face. I loved that see-saw!!

2010-12-19 [Teufelsweib]: it's not about how the kid managed to do it, there are hundreds of ways a kid could rape an adult. it's about the aftermath!

2010-12-19 [Viking]: I think Mort has covered the aftermath. No more see-saw at the park.

2010-12-19 [Mortified Penguin]: No more see-kids at the park either. Or sea kids for that matter. But they usually hang out in aquariums or beaches anyway...

2011-01-01 [Fruit Loops]: Happy New Year ! Hopefully its not as shitty as the last one

2011-01-05 [Teufelsweib]: last one was awesome.