2011-01-05 [Fruit Loops]: Mine wasnt

2011-01-05 [Mortified Penguin]: Neat. Now where's those pictures of Spider-Man I asked you to get?!

2011-01-05 [Teufelsweib]:

2011-01-05 [Linderel]: I can has eye-bleach, plz? x_O

2011-01-05 [Fruit Loops]: Holy shit im laughing my ass offf !

2011-01-05 [Sunrose]: cute :P

2011-01-06 [Chishio]: OMG!!! WTH!?!?!

2011-01-08 [~Nameless Dream~]: o.O 

2011-01-08 [Neferoth, the lethargic stigmata]: Yum..?

2011-01-09 [TobyE]: kind of late in the convo i know, but i've studied a case where a 12 year old raped and nearly killed a six year old. whats the opinion of that?

2011-01-10 [Chishio]: really?!
that's kinda messed up, sorry...

2011-01-10 [Teufelsweib]: asking people's opinion on that would mean that you think that there are people who agree to such a thing? that there are people who like something like that, who enjoy child rape? what a sick person you are =/ what are you expecting, people to shout out 'oh, I did that too when I was 12! it was great! my opinion on the matter is that you should do whatever you want and rape whoever you like! whoo!'
sick sick people out here =/

2011-01-10 [Mortified Penguin]: You... you didn't do that when you were 12? Back in my home country, raping and killing other children was like a right of passage into adulthood. The strongest of us survived. The weakest were raped to death.

2011-01-11 [Jace Beleren]: In mother russia,childrens rapes you

2011-01-12 [TobyE]: my asking opinion for that was my wondering if people were indifferent or not. sometimes i wonder if anything will shock anyone these days

2011-01-12 [Viking]: Electricity still shocks me, that's why I keep my fingers out of light sockets.

2011-01-12 [Linderel]: Horrible, yes. Surprising, no.
Woohoo, I'm a cynic. <_<

2011-01-12 [Teufelsweib]: and what is good by being shocked about such news? such things happen every day, and no one does anything about it. both those who go completely beserk, shocked, on the roof because of such news, and those who are indifferent about it. but what can you really do about it? indifference is the best choice, since getting all worked over about such news is just a waste of energy and won't get you anywhere.

2011-01-12 [Teufelsweib]: good and bad is quite a relative thing, so is rape really a bad thing? in nature, where there is no good and bad, rape is quite common in some species, it is natural. it is actually a great way to mix up the gene pool, since only the strongest males can get a female knocked to the ground and raped.

2011-01-12 [Teufelsweib]: to illustrate this, here is a group of ducks raping a female http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SzpNumA6uU4

2011-01-12 [Teufelsweib]: in fact, rape should be more promoted in small villages to fight back incest (unless family members rape each other even more, but since that already happens plenty enough, I don't think that is necessary)

2011-01-12 [Sunrose]: People get worked up over it because such news scares them, and I don't blame them. You can't stop something from happening if it's already in the news, but that doesn't mean everyone just sits and waits for shit to happen.

In the animal world the females may actually die when there are too many males fighting for them, which then doesn't seem a very good outcome for the gene pool.

Why do you care about incest in villages in the first place?

2011-01-12 [Teufelsweib]: then the females were most likely weak to begin with, plus the few females that actually die in such struggles will never compensate with the amount that actually has a positive influence.

because incest is gross >:C (personal opinion)

2011-01-13 [Fruit Loops]: Sometimes you gotta grab life by the horns and FUCK IT INTO SUBMISSION !!! From spider mans junk to surpise duck sex , still laughing my ass off wondering how its gunna be topped

2011-01-13 [Fruit Loops]: Shit with that many guy ducks u gotta wonder how many of them were getting off on each other ?

2011-01-13 [Teufelsweib]: xD homosexuality isn't a rare thing for a lot of animals, same goes for ducks too if I recall it right, so it happens often enough with intention :P

2011-01-13 [Sunrose]: No, they weren't.

Just keep away from the villages and their gene pool won't affect you.

2011-01-16 [Glitch Sprockyt]: I has alcohol!! Anyone wanna drink wif me??

2011-01-16 [Viking]: I don't drink with people who say/type "wif".

2011-01-16 [Jadala*(Once upon a moment)]: lol. I don't drink kiddos. I'm a single mommy- I gotta be an "example".

2011-01-17 [hanhepi]: i don't drink kiddos either. i tried them once, but they were nasty. :/

2011-01-17 [Viking]: How long did you keep them in the blender? And did you mix them or just drink the kiddos straight?

2011-01-17 [hanhepi]: maybe too long, or not long enough. maybe i needed to chill them longer.. all i know is that if you want the leftovers, you can have em. bleh.

2011-01-19 [Fruit Loops]: try some priests they allways have good kiddos recipes i hear.

2011-01-19 [Triola]: Yeah, I've heard brainwashed and bent over the altar gives just the righ amount of spice. Also, choir boys should be very tender and easy to cook.

2011-01-20 [Akayume]: ....Jum. </stalker>

2011-01-20 [Jadala*(Once upon a moment)]: I think I'll pass

2011-01-20 [gopanner]: NICE ART WORK EVERYONE

2011-01-23 [Ritsuka-Kun]: o.O

2011-01-23 [Top_Hatter]: *decides to pounce [Jadala*(Once upon a moment)]* nom nom... nom nom... nom nom nom NOM (< o o o o ( )

2011-01-29 [ReineBloodwolf]: cute pics

2011-01-31 [brokenlies]: hello, i need some help posting my stories, can n e one help me?

2011-01-31 [Thunder Cid]: Yes I can. All you need to do is make a wiki (just add the title in the wiki bar to your right) and edit it. Copy, Paste, presto :)

For more help send me a message and I'll walk ya through it and send you the links.

2011-02-01 [ReineBloodwolf]: hey does anyone under 18 want to be my texting budy?

2011-02-01 [Akayume]: O.o?

2011-02-02 [Thunder Cid]: If I could make a facepalm face I totally would. MORT WE NEEDZ FACEPALMS IN HERE HOAW!

2011-02-02 [Mortified Penguin]:

2011-02-04 [Fruit Loops]: lol nice , Picard your the MAN !

2011-02-05 [OdileBlack]: uhm...excuse me?i think i'm lost... :(

2011-02-05 [OdileBlack]: guys?hello?anybody home?

2011-02-05 [Mortified Penguin]: Nobody here but us spambots.

Eat at Bob's Diner!

2011-02-05 [ReineBloodwolf]: lol

2011-02-05 [Akayume]: This isn't like an insta-chat, ya know. :P

2011-02-06 [Fruit Loops]: Like a good shit , it takes time to work it out :)

2011-02-06 [ReineBloodwolf]: anyone want to be friends?

2011-02-06 [K.N.L.]: goulash! :))

2011-02-07 [Fruit Loops]:

2011-02-09 [tinamadore08]: hello

2011-02-09 [Akayume]: HAI.

2011-02-10 [TsarKonstantin]: WASSUP WIT IT HOMIES!!!!!!

2011-02-12 [Enchanted^]: hi

2011-02-14 [Fruit Loops]: THUMP thump

2011-02-14 [abhi]: hi

2011-02-17 [K.N.L.]: hahahahahahahhashahhaha!

2011-02-18 [Reaper89]: Looking for someone to txt on my iPhone anyone up for txtn send me a message on my pg.

2011-02-18 [FuriousPixieTri ckory]: well looks like there isnt anyone here but me lol. that sorta makes it complicated to chat then huh? well shoot.

2011-02-18 [Akayume]: It isn't a chat. You leave a comment. (;

2011-02-19 [Top_Hatter]: We're sorry, but all our operators are currently busy due to the high volume of blogs. Please stay on the forum until our next available representative can answer your blog. Thank you for waiting, and remember your blog is important to us *Celtic Techno Reggae plays overhead* ...Hello, this is [Top_Hatter] and I will be helping you today. I see here that you seem to be having trouble with your [K.N.L.]...something about [Fruit Loops] stuck in your [Enchanted^] due to some [FuriousPixieTri ckory]? No worries. I will send out the [Reaper89] to perform a few [Akayume]s and say a few prayers to the great [abhi] dhabi. If you have anymore questions or comments, feel free to [ReineBloodwolf] here on the forums. Thank you and have a great day :)

2011-02-19 [Viking]: XD

2011-02-19 [FuriousPixieTri ckory]: Hello everyone!

2011-02-19 [FuriousPixieTri ckory]: looks as if i missed everyone again lol

2011-02-19 [FuriousPixieTri ckory]: That is strange though. Why does it say chat then?

2011-02-20 [Mortified Penguin]: Because [Hedda] made it. And he's a terrible liar.

Bob's Diner is the place you'll want to go for chatting with people.

2011-02-20 [Akayume]: That is still not a true chat, however. :P

2011-02-21 [Viking]: There used to be a real chat around here somewhere...

2011-02-21 [Akayume]: Does it work? O.o I tried it once and it didn't work for me. :(

2011-02-21 [Viking]: I don't know if it still works. I haven't used it in years. Maybe even decades.

2011-02-21 [Akayume]: WHOOOOA.

2011-02-21 [Viking]: Yeah...
Well, it's here: <URL:http://elftown.heddate.com/_IRC> and it seems to work, but I don't know if anyone actually uses it.

2011-02-22 [Top_Hatter]: I think that is the reason...no one is ever there, therefore no one ever uses it, and because no one ever uses it, no one is ever there... O_o

2011-02-22 [Fruit Loops]: i am there , and there are others :o

2011-02-23 [Jazper]: hiyo anyone who wants to tlk

2011-02-23 [Akayume]: What is this "tlk" that you speak of?

2011-02-23 [Viking]: The Terrace ledge kink model, of course.

2011-02-23 [Akayume]: Of course! How could I forget!?

2011-02-25 [Fruit Loops]: only mumbles 

2011-02-28 [Reaper89]: .......

2011-02-28 [Akayume]:

2011-02-28 [Fruit Loops]: sexy naked pictures cannot be deleted at this time.

2011-02-28 [Akayume]: Now images are uploaded to wiki pages, and unfortunately you cannot delete wiki pages. :( You could, however, make the wiki page password protected to view.

2011-03-04 [aidencyn]: ..

2011-03-04 [Fruit Loops]: ('<........

2011-03-04 [Akayume]:

2011-03-05 [jwilliams323]: what would you do in a zombie attack 

2011-03-05 [jwilliams323]: other then cry like a baby

2011-03-05 [Neferoth, the lethargic stigmata]: Find a short bus and use junk sheet metal to reinforce it, stock up on guns ammo and food, find a sturdy building, go up a few floors destroying the stairs below to keep zombies from getting up, have a rope ladder just in case you need to scavange for food. Then wait for the zombies to starve. There's more to it but that's the general of it all.

2011-03-05 [Mortified Penguin]: I would be patient zero.

2011-03-05 [Neferoth, the lethargic stigmata]: I'd only be patiant zero if I where to start it. Wouldn't feel right not to be if you where the cause.

2011-03-05 [jwilliams323]: thats a awesome plan

2011-03-05 [Neferoth, the lethargic stigmata]: Why thank you.

2011-03-06 [Fruit Loops]: I'd road warrior it and build a base around a small refinery with flame throwers and tricked out sand rails.

2011-03-07 [jwilliams323]: plan A. i would get people i know and trust then rade the wal-mart and a few other places then get a semi with trailer deck out the front and ride around looking for a safe place to get ready for plan b. plan b. get a aircraft carrier and a lot of healthy non bitten people that and grow a farm on it for food then get tons of water and get it cleaned. o and a lot of blunt/sharp weapons and guns. 

2011-03-07 [Viking]: I've already prepared for the Zombie Apocalypse. All I have to do is defend my stocks of food, ammo, and gasoline until things settle down.

Then I can start kicking some zombie ass and carve out a city-state of my own.

2011-03-07 [jwilliams323]: that could be hard

2011-03-07 [Viking]: No way. Indy will be mine!

2011-03-07 [jwilliams323]: lol
and texas will be mine
well most of it anyways

2011-03-07 [Viking]: Just watch out for the Chupacabras.

2011-03-07 [jwilliams323]: right ill keep them as a pet

2011-03-07 [Kicka**chick]: .................... I'm lost now.

2011-03-07 [jwilliams323]: tends to happen in a zombie attack o and you just got bitten

2011-03-07 [Mortified Penguin]: You'll have to find your way back to reality through the maze of guile.

2011-03-08 [jwilliams323]: right

2011-03-09 [kians mummy]: hi everyone

2011-03-09 [fishbone2005]: am bored, anyone wana talk to me?

2011-03-10 [perfumed ignition]: What's up?

2011-03-10 [jwilliams323]: no lol whats up

2011-03-10 [kians mummy]: please take a look at my wiki sci fi & fantasy books

2011-03-11 [kians mummy]: hi everyone. how are you all

2011-03-12 [krakila25]: can any1 tell me what this site is about?

2011-03-12 [Mortified Penguin]: Now, this is just an uneducated hunch, but I would say that Elftown is a fantasy and science fiction community for artists, writers and hangarounds. It should be easy to find other people here and to discuss whatever you like.

On Elftown you can get help with your drawings, publish your work for friends or everyone and meet friends for life from the entire world. You can put people, forums or interesting pages on watch, so that you don't miss anything that interests you.

2011-03-12 [Viking]: That's silly. Eftown is a nutritious part of a balanced breakfast.

2011-03-14 [kians mummy]: its a 3 course meal lol

2011-03-14 [kians mummy]: lets not confuse the guy though

2011-03-14 [Darkiss]: New here so thought I would jump on here and say "Hi All", hope you are all having a damn good day

2011-03-14 [Viking]: Hello. Welcome to Elftown =)

2011-03-14 [Darkiss]: Thanks, just trying to find my way around. I'm sure there should be some old faded parchment map to aid my quest or failing that a Sat Nav

2011-03-14 [Viking]: You could always start with Help.

2011-03-14 [Darkiss]: Oh that would be cheating lol, were's the fun in that. The best part of a journey is getting lost. mmmm now which way was north?

2011-03-14 [Mortified Penguin]: Just be sure not to get lost in the maze of guile.

2011-03-14 [Darkiss]: Maze of guile is a dangerous place. Not for the weak of heart or the totally sane

2011-03-14 [Viking]: I heard there's a guy that's been wandering around the maze for 10 years!

2011-03-15 [Thunder Cid]: I heard 3 months in and he ate his own face.

2011-03-15 [Akayume]:

2011-03-16 [I'm Ol' Skool Coz I Know I Am]: I'm Sure This Is What He Looked Like Afterwards

2011-03-17 [jwilliams323]: 71 i a 55 and only a warning

2011-03-17 [phat kid]: who gots a good yo mama joke?

2011-03-17 [Viking]: Everyone who has ever met your mother.

2011-03-17 [nehirwen]: x)

2011-03-18 [Akayume]:

2011-03-18 [kians mummy]: please join i like to be naked

we are looking for staff and participents on there,

2011-03-18 [kians mummy]: please come chat on bored??? the new chat page

2011-03-18 [Linderel]: And what is wrong with this one, pray tell?

2011-03-18 [kians mummy]: once mine is finished, you will see. are you stalking me *hides behind the wall* as every where i go you seem to speak to me

2011-03-18 [Chimes]: Most people are on now.

2011-03-18 [Mortified Penguin]: And also Bob's Diner.

2011-03-18 [Nioniel]: But mostly now. ;)

2011-03-18 [kians mummy]: mostly bob's diner as there is alot more to do on there, sorry [Nioniel] but it is very true

2011-03-18 [Nioniel]: Clearly.

2011-03-18 [Mortified Penguin]: Granted, not quite as many watchers, but at the rate I'm inviting new members, there will be eventually.

2011-03-18 [Nioniel]: Lots of new members, eh? :)

2011-03-18 [kians mummy]: i think so to, i like bob's diner as its a place that can change by a click of a switch, now has no spice to it basically. no offence [Hedda]

2011-03-18 [Akayume]: "A click of a switch".... What? o.o

2011-03-18 [Chimes]: Now isn't really supposed to. It's just a page... for chatting. Bob's Diner is well... mental. :P

2011-03-18 [Mortified Penguin]: Your face is mental!

2011-03-18 [Chimes]: True. :P

2011-03-18 [Linderel]: What does he have to do with this? :o

2011-03-18 [kians mummy]: who's he, witch he

2011-03-18 [kians mummy]: there is no singling people out [Linderel], if people want to get involved then they can as this page is for chat and you should know that

2011-03-18 [Linderel]: Not a witch in any case.

2011-03-18 [Nioniel]: lmao.

2011-03-18 [kians mummy]: *confused*

2011-03-18 [Linderel]: Oh, I am perfectly aware. I was just referring to an old joke.

2011-03-18 [kians mummy]: ok,

2011-03-18 [Akayume]: I wish et had a "like" function similar to facebook. It would sure come in handy... now. :P

2011-03-18 [Chimes]: Lami <3

2011-03-18 [nehirwen]: x)

2011-03-18 [Linderel]: =^___^=

2011-03-18 [kians mummy]: there is one improvement they could do

2011-03-19 [pancakemanelf]: yes, yes my elf friends i agree

2011-03-19 [Jace Beleren]: *sists in a corner listening to the conversation*

2011-03-20 [Akayume]: It's not going to happen any time soon though so don't get your hopes up. :P

2011-03-21 [bluee]: heyyy

2011-03-21 [perfumed ignition]: So what all is there to do around here?

2011-03-21 [Mortified Penguin]: Well, there's the incredibly popular Bob's Diner. Most people just go there.

2011-03-21 [Viking]: The last time I went there I got salmonella!

2011-03-21 [Mortified Penguin]: Hey, that came free with the chicken. You're lucky we didn't charge you extra.

2011-03-21 [Viking]: Good point. If you charge as much as you do for the e. coli, I'd be broke!

2011-03-21 [Mortified Penguin]: Well, yeah. Do you have any idea how hard it is to catch e. coli? Salmonella nets are too large, so you have to special order really tiny ones.

2011-03-21 [Akayume]: What about ebola? Can I get a pipping hot bowl of that?

2011-03-21 [Mortified Penguin]: Reston, yes. Zaire, no. We have to import it and it just costs too much money. You know... shipping, handling, funerals, etc...

2011-03-22 [Akayume]: zut!

2011-03-22 [kians mummy]: please take a look at how should elftown change

2011-03-22 [nehirwen]: Did you know there is a suggestions forum?

2011-03-22 [kians mummy]: i think it would be alot easier as a list

2011-03-22 [nehirwen]: The link went to a wiki. :p

2011-03-22 [Chimes]: Hedda also looks at the suggestions form so the suggestions are more likely to be seen there. :)

2011-03-22 [kians mummy]: thanks [Chimes]

2011-03-22 [nehirwen]: Everyone you want to know of the great ideas you get are watching that wiki and keep an eye on that forum. Just saying that it might be easy to post good ideas there when you receive them on your wiki. ;)

2011-03-22 [kians mummy]: ok

2011-03-22 [Akayume]: That's what forums are fooooooor! :D

2011-03-22 [kians mummy]: but they have given up on there, as again mine is easy to use, that one is out of date, nobody has chatted on it since last april

2011-03-22 [Akayume]: Well, there has been a lack of participate all around on the website, to be fair. But things like forums were created to make it easier and clearer to communicate. While it's great you've created a wiki page for yourself and others, if you want any of the suggestions to be read by [Hedda], they really should go in the forum, or at least be transfered there.

2011-03-22 [Chimes]: I'm pretty sure there were comments in the actual forum today... so people use the forum all the time. :) If I could remember how to link directly to that forum off the top of my head I would pass on the link for you but I can't. (This is when some helpful person needs to pop up with it.)

2011-03-22 [kians mummy]: [nehirwen] should know, she seems to know everything

2011-03-22 [Akayume]: She does! _{She knows the secrets of kickbox! :O}

2011-03-22 [kians mummy]: lol. i sounded so sarcastic, didn't meen it in that way sorry if you thought that brain box.................. i mean [nehirwen]

2011-03-22 [nehirwen]: [670489] was posted today in the suggestions forum, and a few more posts.

2011-03-22 [nehirwen]: Knowledge is power! Muhahahahahaha

2011-03-22 [Chimes]: Aha! Yes, I was right. Go me.

2011-03-22 [nehirwen]: Go Chimes! =D