2011-12-07 [Avaz]: I think the light bulb only functions in cartoons.

2011-12-07 [Hendrikus]: Ahh good to know people here take things so literally. Allow me to rephrase then, what is the current state of your wellbeing, taking into account happiness, health and the process of achieving your life goals?

2011-12-07 [Avaz]: We only take things literally if it can provide comic fodder. :) But to answer your question, meh. :P

2011-12-07 [Triola]: Happiness: 9/10
Health: 9/10
Life goals: error, cannot process

2011-12-07 [Teufelsweib]: happiness: 10/10, health: 10/10, money: 1/10 :C

2011-12-07 [Hendrikus]: heh, well at least you're happy and healthy :P

2011-12-08 [hanhepi]: happiness 9/10, health 8/10, life goals 6/10. (i'm beginning to think that i might never be the center fielder for the Cubs. *sigh*)

2011-12-08 [Hendrikus]: oh what's being a lousy center fielder compared to complete and utter world domination. Aim higher, friend!

2011-12-08 [hanhepi]: XD i would, but that's [Viking]'s gig, and he wouldn't like the competition.

2011-12-08 [Hendrikus]: Who is this Viking you speak of? Never mind, perhaps one day he will occupy a paragraph in the history of my rise to power. :P

2011-12-08 [Triola]: Oh no, you didn't..! :P

2011-12-08 [nehirwen]: Yes, he did. x)

2011-12-08 [Fruit Loops]: I root for the cubs, but c'mon who would want to play on the team :/

2011-12-08 [kians mummy]:

2011-12-08 [Avaz]: Go Cubbies!

2011-12-08 [Fruit Loops]: Woop! Woop! Woop!

2011-12-08 [Hendrikus]: bah running out of proofreaders >_>; must find new minions. soon.

2011-12-08 [Paul Doyle]: http://deepthoughtsbyjackhandey.com/

2011-12-09 [Triola]: Might I suggest our current featured wiki, The Elftown Proofreading Service?

2011-12-09 [Mortified Penguin]: No. Bob's Diner is the better wiki for proofreading.

2011-12-09 [Fruit Loops]: Say , is bob's diner still spitting out errors ?

2011-12-09 [Fruit Loops]: Haha sorry i couldnt wait and just had to go check and what did i get , ERRORS !

2011-12-09 [kians mummy]: Notes:


It seems that one Council member has talk this wiki to heart, Yo know what I don't get Mort, Bob's diner takes the piss out of the crew all the time, yet they are aloud to, but when ever it comes to me, Just creating a wiki where everyone can have there say, they automatically throw a hissy fit at you, I was on the festival staff and A crew member with a name beginning with N took me off because I created this wiki, "just because your crew, doesn't mean we can't have our say" no wonder people leave, I created this wiki to see what other peoples thoughts are, so the crew can take a look and maybe learn things from it, but they don't see it as that, they see it as having a bitch at them, They are so wrong about me it's unbelievable, at one point I thought Elftown was getting better, now this just goes to prove how wrong I was, I speak my
mind, and they hate it So therefore, you forced me to break the agreement, when there was noting to do anyway, you know what I don't get, on Elfpack, there is less members, and yet, loads more work, the council are always improving the site, I suggested a wiki, they loved the idea and I am designing it as we speak, as the warden asked me to, thats work, that are dedicated to the site, they put there every effort into making it a better site and try to get it more and more user friendly, I enjoy every bit of change on there, I'm hardly even on here anymore, I am a volunteer on there, as they put trust into me, I work on the council on Cathug, and yet on Elftown, oh no, because We are tough, Because we don't like the way you try and get peoples views as the only views we are aloud is our own, as we are the bosses, we are people, so treat us like people, not shit. You are the one that keeps treating people like crap, you stop people working for you when you don't like what they have done, you shouldn't even be on the council. :)
[nehirwen], to help the Crew realize that they can change, that Elftown needs a revamp, and that the crew are the ones pushing people out of Elftown, I hate the way Elftown is, it is a ghost town, it needs updating, more things to do, but no, I always try to help, but it is always thrown back in my face, I have always wanted to work on here so I can come up with improvements, as I have on Cathug (I do the news and polls), Elf 12, (I did most of the adoptables pages), Elfpack, I am one of the volunteers, (I am currently in the process of creating an official competition which I have been asked to do by Stephen and is going well, this is all because they have put trust in me, not ignoring my enthusiasm to become crew, not thinking I'm nagging, but realizing, I am doing it to help, they trusted me, and now I help, they put some trust in me and it worked

2011-12-09 [Triola]: It seems like someone needs to point out some obvious points here.

Problem: You don't like Bob's Diner.
Solution: Don't click on the link.

Problem: You don't like Elftown, but you do like Elfpack, Cathug and Elf12.
Solution: Leave Elftown and stick to Elfpack, Cathug and Elf12.

Problem: You don't like the people on the Elftown Council.
Solution: Either 1) Don't talk to people on the Council. They are easily avoidable. Or 2) Leave Elftown.

Problem: You try to help out and people say your help isn't necessary.
Solution: Stop trying to help out.

Problems solved!

2011-12-09 [Lord Josmar]: *A slow clap can be heard starting in the back of the crowd and slowly spreading through the crowd. Soon it has risen to a full out roar of applaud and cheers for [Triola].*

2011-12-09 [Mortified Penguin]: I must also point something out.

Problem: You have suggested something that is impossible. Everybody likes B's D.
Solution: I punch you in the face.

2011-12-09 [Hendrikus]: yeah I saw the proofreading service here, but what I'd like to have proofread is something I'd rather not put online :P

2011-12-09 [Mortified Penguin]: You could always put it on a wiki that isn't exported and then link to it. That way, only members of Elftown will be able to see it.

2011-12-09 [Triola]: And you can can password protect the viewing of the wiki and only give the password to your proofreader, then no one will be able to see it except the two of you and people with the proper privs (though they probably won't come looking unless you're posting child pornography or something and they need to ban you).

2011-12-09 [Hendrikus]: Damn, there goes that idea. I mean, thanks, those alternatives do suit my needs rather nicely.

2011-12-10 [kians mummy]: [Triola] you always have to get involved in everything, keep your stupid thoughts to yourself. :)

2011-12-10 [Triola]: Actually, I think you're the one trying to get involved in everything :P or was that not the gist of your rant?

2011-12-10 [kians mummy]: I am who I am

2011-12-10 [kians mummy]: That was not the gist of my Rant, Have a look on the wiki I have done.

2011-12-10 [Sunrose]: lawl

2011-12-10 [kians mummy]: Be True to Yourself n you will see Who's True true to you

2011-12-10 [Sunrose]: [True, plain and simple]!

2011-12-10 [Viking]: That was simple.

2011-12-10 [kians mummy]: Just like [Sunrose] , simple

2011-12-10 [Ladandor]: Greetings everyone!

2011-12-10 [Ladandor]: Nothing happens when you secelt choose file to upload an image

2011-12-10 [Paul Doyle]: I am who I am . . . I'm Popeye the Sailor Man? o__O

2011-12-10 [Avaz]: I thought that was "I yam what I yam.".

2011-12-10 [Sunrose]: Yes, simple not plain!

2011-12-10 [Fruit Loops]: "and i aint No more!"

2011-12-10 [Fruit Loops]: ...toot! toot!

2011-12-11 [Paul Doyle]: "I Yam What I Yam?" [Avaz], thanks for bringing back semi-traumatic childhood movie memories, circa 1981. :PPP

For every one "Empire Strikes Back", "Raiders of the Lost Ark" or "Superman I" (or II) there were about fifty crappy movies like "Annie" or . . . *gulp*. . . . . . . . . . . .

live-action "Popeye" O_____________________________________x

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F8TRoMSG-5I

No wonder why Robin Williams tries to pretend he was never involved. :P

2011-12-11 [Din N Ginger]: hello

2011-12-11 [Avaz]: Glad to help, Paul. :P

2011-12-11 [Fruit Loops]: whatever i thought popeye was good, probably because it had robin williams :p

2011-12-11 [Imperator]: I remembered the fifth of November but only on the tenth of December. Damn.

2011-12-12 [Viking]: Robin Wlliams hasn't been entertaining since the demise of Mork and Mindy.

2011-12-12 [Avaz]: Bicentennial Man was fun, though.

2011-12-12 [Viking]: How many times did he say "nanoo nanoo" in that?

2011-12-12 [Avaz]: Exactly zero.

2011-12-12 [Viking]: Thank you for proving my point.

2011-12-12 [Avaz]: Well, I agree we should all forget Patch Adams ever existed, but can we ever forget Good Will Hunting, Good Morning Vietnam, Aladdin, One Hour Photo, or even the ever-excellent Dead Poet's Society? I say no.

Good day, sir.

2011-12-12 [Viking]: It's properly "Good day, sir", as the great Gene Wlder demonstrates:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xKG07305CBs

2011-12-12 [Lord Josmar]: *Gasp* minus one million internetz to [Viking] for such horrendous allegations about the great Robin Williams.

2011-12-12 [Viking]: Oh, it is to laugh.

2011-12-12 [Fruit Loops]: robin has more berserk than you do viking O.o

2011-12-12 [sexyfairychick]: hi every one!

2011-12-12 [kians mummy]: Hi

2011-12-12 [sexyfairychick]: hi

2011-12-12 [Avaz]: ih

2011-12-12 [sexyfairychick]: how are you?

2011-12-12 [Avaz]: Yes.

2011-12-12 [Akayume]: [Avaz], I just choked on my drink at your response. X3

2011-12-12 [Avaz]: Excellent. ^_^

2011-12-13 [Imperator]: So who here has been to Spain and wants to tell me about their trip?

2011-12-13 [Teufelsweib]: it's warm...

2011-12-13 [Avaz]: I hear there are lots of Spanish people there.

2011-12-13 [Viking]: The rain in Spain falls mostly on the plain.

2011-12-13 [Avaz]: It's, The rain in Spain stays mainly in the plain. Behold, proof: http://www.stlyrics.com/lyrics/myfairlady/theraininspain.htm

2011-12-13 [iippo]: And water in Majorca don't taste like it ough-ah.

2011-12-13 [9jlriexqk,ktpk]: Water in England is mostly hard, and smells heavily of chlorine. Don't drink it. Drink toilet water instead, save the environment.

2011-12-13 [Teufelsweib]: save the whales, eat more elephants

2011-12-13 [Avaz]: Save a horse, ride a cowboy.

2011-12-13 [9jlriexqk,ktpk]: haha

2011-12-13 [hanhepi]: amen to that, avaz. amen indeed.

2011-12-13 [Avaz]: I knew it'd be something that would strike a chord with you, Han. :D

2011-12-13 [hanhepi]: XD yeah, for about 8 seconds it did.

2011-12-13 [Avaz]: What? He didn't last any longer? For shame. :D

2011-12-13 [hanhepi]: after 8 seconds he'd jump off and throw his hat in the air. it's disappointing dating a bullrider. bronc riders ain't any better either.

2011-12-13 [Avaz]: That gives me a giggly mental image. XD

2011-12-13 [Fruit Loops]: Fuck a duck! Screw a Kangaroo! Support your local Zoo !!

2011-12-13 [Fruit Loops]: Oh crap i knew i was missing somehting , the orangutan :/

2011-12-18 [Hendrikus]: you'll find the orangutan in the library

2011-12-19 [Mortified Penguin]: <poll:77388>

2011-12-21 [nmyfantasy]: hi

2011-12-30 [bluefireangel11 13]: fuck fuck fuck a duck screw a kangaroo 69 a porcupine and orgy at the zoo.

2011-12-30 [al3ys16ia08]: hey everyone how is everybody????

2011-12-30 [Viking]: I'm doing well. [bluefireangel11 13] seems to have descended into an orgy of bestiality.

2011-12-30 [bluefireangel11 13]: no just a random song my friend was singing im very bored.

2011-12-30 [Viking]: Uh huh.

2011-12-31 [Fruit Loops]: 69 a porcupine ..:D i like that :p

2011-12-31 [bluefireangel11 13]: lol i like 69 but not with a porcupine

2011-12-31 [Viking]: It's the quills, isn't it?

2011-12-31 [bluefireangel11 13]: lol ya thinking that may hurt a lot

2011-12-31 [iippo]: I was thinking of this the other day, so I'll ask you lot: which one's worse in your opinion, zoophilia or paedophilia?

2011-12-31 [Avaz]: Good question. It's really a "which is the lesser of two evils?"-question. I've been thinking about this for the past five minutes and each time I decide on one, I go, "oh, but the other one is pretty bad too..."

That said, I think zoophilia edges out as the worse of the two.

2011-12-31 [Lord Josmar]: Pedophilia is the worst by far.

2011-12-31 [Mortified Penguin]: Your question implies that there's something wrong with both of them. Are you sure you didn't mean to ask which one is better? If so, I've always been a fan of pedophilia. Then again, I've never been adverse to some good ol' fashioned bestiality. But, I suppose the allures of a child are so much more enticing than those of the seductive horse. Good question though.

2012-01-01 [Fruit Loops]: To use morts example what if u have a thing for a young seductive horse !

2012-01-02 [Lord Josmar]: Only if it says yes?

2012-01-02 [Mortified Penguin]: But what if there's a ball gag in its mouth?

2012-01-02 [Lord Josmar]: Well then you've already crossed the line and it is wrong.

2012-01-02 [Mortified Penguin]: Well, I asked if it wanted to stop before I put the ball gag on and it said, "Neigh!"

2012-01-02 [Fruit Loops]: Horses are used to being controled by having shit cramed in their mouth :p

2012-01-03 [sexyfairychick]: any one wants to be my friend?

2012-01-03 [Fruit Loops]: me me me me ! oh wait i'm allready your friend :D

2012-01-04 [R.T87]: whatch talking about????

2012-01-05 [antz20]: hi dose anyone wanna chat and add me

2012-01-05 [Mortified Penguin]: Of course, I'd be delighted!

2012-01-06 [Hendrikus]: So is it okay to have a necrophiliac/zoophiliac fetish or am I just beating a dead horse?

2012-01-06 [Mortified Penguin]: Much like beating a dead horse, it's fine, but nothing will come of it. Ha ha! Sex puns. Anyway, I have church in a few minutes. BBL.

2012-01-06 [Akayume]: As if you would ever go to church Mort. :P

2012-01-06 [Lord Josmar]: He didnt say for what religion.

2012-01-06 [Fruit Loops]: i'll guess jehovas witness

2012-01-06 [Fruit Loops]: :o we need a poll :O

2012-01-06 [Viking]: I'm too busy to make a poll right now.

2012-01-06 [Avaz]: Excellent.

2012-01-07 [bluefireangel11 13]: Hey whats up

2012-01-08 [Hendrikus]: guryaaa... so hard to find minions-err... wonderful and lovely helpful friends who are willing and able to give feedback on ongoing projects >>; it's not something that could be handed over to the proofreading service on ET either XD

2012-01-08 [Avaz]: Actually, minions are quite easy to find. They're littered all over the place in the Dungeon Master's Guide and Monster Manual.

2012-01-08 [Hendrikus]: wonderful, now the critical question is: can they read?

2012-01-09 [Avaz]: That's a crapshoot.

2012-01-09 [Viking]: You don't want your minions to be too smart. They'll just try to take over.

2012-01-09 [Fruit Loops]: How Smart is too Smart...poll !!

2012-01-09 [Hendrikus]: Please, Viking, they'd be my minions for a reason >_> Doesn't matter how smart they get, they're inferior to my glorious leadership by default.

2012-01-10 [Kestrelfeather]: Hey, how is everybody today?

2012-01-10 [Fruit Loops]: baked and watching serenity, love it

2012-01-10 [Fruit Loops]: how are you ?

2012-01-10 [Kestrelfeather]: I'm pretty good- trying to make my page on here look nice lol.

2012-01-10 [Nioniel]: Check out pseudo html. :)

2012-01-11 [papillon.]: I cant believe i've been a member since 2003

2012-01-11 [Viking]: n00b

2012-01-11 [kians mummy]: http://www.elfpackandelftown.co.uk/

2012-01-11 [Avaz]: I second [Viking]'s sentiment. :P

2012-01-11 [Viking]: XD

2012-01-11 [Avaz]: Though, in fairness, I should have the right to call you n00b, too, Viking. :P

2012-01-11 [Viking]: That's true. Not many people can do that.

2012-01-11 [Avaz]: Indeed. ^_^

2012-01-11 [Mortified Penguin]: I've only been on Elftown since late 2009.

2012-01-11 [Sunrose]: You made everyone look :P

2012-01-11 [Mortified Penguin]: Psh, this isn't even my original house anyway.

2012-01-13 [Akayume]: :P Do you have a million clone houses Mort?

2012-01-13 [Mortified Penguin]: Nah, just 192,440 of them. It's just me and you, other person.

2012-01-13 [Avaz]: That other person isn't me.

2012-01-13 [Mortified Penguin]: And it probably isn't me.

2012-01-13 [Avaz]: I think you're right.

2012-01-13 [Fruit Loops]: i am frequently "the other person" :)

2012-01-13 [Avaz]: Hey now, if one weren't careful, one might take that to be explicitly suggestive :P.

2012-01-13 [Fruit Loops]: its open for interpretation :p

2012-01-14 [pyros]: hi

2012-01-14 [Viking]: Hello.

2012-01-15 [Yami]: Good afternoon....morning....evening....night... in which ever time you may be.

2012-01-15 [Avaz]: Greetings, salutations, hello, ftagn.... whichever epoch you may be from.

2012-01-15 [Linderel]: Iä!

2012-01-15 [Yami]: How are you all?

2012-01-15 [Avaz]: You know that feeling of when you eat a lot of food because it tastes so damn good and you should really stop eating, but instead you eat some more. And then more after that?

Yeah. I have that feeling right now. :S

2012-01-15 [Yami]: Warm and fuzzy like you just ate a puppy?

2012-01-16 [Avaz]: Precisely that. And so full I feel my stomach is going to explode.

2012-01-16 [Fruit Loops]: Laxatives :D

2012-01-16 [Fruit Loops]: The new diet ! Poop away thoose pounds !

2012-01-16 [Viking]: Maybe the puppy is trying to chew its way out.

2012-01-20 [vampira kitty]: hello

2012-01-20 [Hendrikus]: hi

2012-01-21 [Fruit Loops]: hey

2012-01-21 [Viking]: ho

2012-01-21 [Fruit Loops]: where them ho's @ !??!

2012-01-21 [Avaz]: Prolly in da halfway house, gettin' beat up by they pimps. Yo.

2012-01-21 [Hendrikus]: lies and slander, it's my day off.

2012-01-21 [Fruit Loops]: lol

2012-01-23 [kians mummy]: Please come and join in ET: awards New

2012-01-24 [sexyfairychick]: add me if you want to get to know me and be my friend

2012-01-24 [sexyfairychick]: any one there

2012-01-24 [Avaz]: I don't know about anyone else, but I'm not there, I'm here.

2012-01-31 [nightmarechild]: hi

2012-01-31 [Beautasha]: butttt and penis

2012-01-31 [Avaz]: Exactly.

2012-02-01 [sexyfairychick]: any one want to add me?

2012-02-15 [ChimeraHarpy]: hey

2012-02-15 [kians mummy]: http://sammiehs.page.tl/

2012-02-15 [Akayume]: Sammie, you might want to work on the grammar on your site. Remember, a plural subject needs agreement in the verb. (:

2012-02-15 [Akayume]: Also, why does yours say 8&1/2 and his says 7&1/2? O.o

2012-02-16 [kians mummy]: My site isn't Elftown, I don't have to be OCD about it, I know you are only trying to help. but would prefer help from a none Elftowner, as they are just to stuck up there own ass. :)

2012-02-16 [Mortified Penguin]: I'm not seeing any links to Bob's Diner there. >:o

2012-02-16 [Akayume]: So you say I'm only trying to help and then in the second half stuck up my own arse? o.o I'm quite confused. .______.'

2012-02-16 [Mortified Penguin]: The word 'arse' is annoying. The word you people are looking for is 'ass'. 'ASS'. Ass.

2012-02-16 [Viking]: *agrees with Mort*

2012-02-16 [kians mummy]: When you log in, you can see it Mort

2012-02-16 [kians mummy]: I said they, not you. :)

2012-02-16 [This site is dead. So Is this house]: Wow. Bob's Diner is still going?

2012-02-17 [Viking]: Amazingly it hasn't been sued out of existence. The salmonella is infected with e-coli!

2012-02-17 [Avaz]: That's the least of Bob's Diner's problems. The comment-based economy has been in a bit of a slump lately, however.

2012-02-17 [kians mummy]: ~Yep, as it is boring and full of shit now. people are waking up to to The real world

2012-02-17 [Paul Doyle]: Since when is ANYTHING on Elftown 'the real world'? xD 

(And since the Bob's Diner ownership change, it's gone down the tubes. Now it's just a cheesy shitty /b/-tard wanna-be page with no personality. Bring back the former punk-ass sensibility, please! It's become so douchey now.)

2012-02-17 [kians mummy]: Lol +1

2012-02-17 [Triola]: Did you mean to link to a 7 year old RP game, [kians mummy]? :P