2008-01-09 Athen: Oh my gosh. You two are depressing me even more. >< Cut the childish antics out, it doesn't make either of you any better than each other. If you both keep arguing and bickering it just proves that you both are completely childish, cannot control your minds/fingers, and are completely pathetic. >>
2008-01-09 Mortified Penguin: ...*eats ramen*...
2008-01-10 Misty-chan(I Love Rock Lee!): Ok
2008-01-10 Case Open: *Gets up and sits next to Athen nodding her head* I agree.
2008-01-10 Athen: -huffs- Thank you.
2008-01-10 Mortified Penguin: Yeah, me too. You two idiots need to stop fighting! ...gosh... the nerve of some people... *eats ramen*...
2008-01-10 Nekko fox: *Gives Penguin the finger* Childish indeed.
2008-01-10 Athen: Neko. >> Don't.
2008-01-11 Mortified Penguin: Yeah, penguin, you douchebag! *slaps him*
2008-01-11 Nekko fox: *Rolls eyes and curls up in Athen's lap*
2008-01-11 Athen: -pats his head softly and craddles him- Nya. Cutie.
2008-01-11 Mortified Penguin: Don't slap me, penguin, you idiot! *kicks himself in the face*... *falls down a cliff*...
2008-01-11 Case Open: *Lays head down on Nekko's body and looks up at Athen* So how are you today?
2008-01-11 Athen: Tired... -blinks, nuzzles Neko and goes back to reading her book that kept her up all night-
2008-01-12 Misty-chan(I Love Rock Lee!): *is in a corner reading Shojo Beat*
2008-01-12 Mortified Penguin: *pimp slaps Misty*... Shojo Beat is the stupidest drivel I've ever had the misfortune to read. Now, Shonen Jump, on the other hand... it's got much better artwork, better stories, and it's not gay!
2008-01-12 Case Open: *Shakes head lightly* Just because you don't like something, doesn't mean that somebody else doesn't... or shouldn't.
2008-01-12 Nekko fox: And what's wrong with gay?
2008-01-12 Case Open: *Giggles and pushes Nekko's shoulder* Nothing you silly goose! I'm sure he didn't intentionally try to make it sound like that.
2008-01-12 Mortified Penguin: Well, no I didn't... but you've got a good point, nekko. Gay people are inferior and should be stamped out of existence. ...*eats ramen*... but this is a wiki for kinky discussions, not discussions about the immorality of homosexuality.
.. now... let us discuss whips and/or chains.
2008-01-12 Athen: Dude, what the fuck is wrong with your feeble little mind? You think it's cool to bash on homosexual/transexual/bisexual men and women? I don't care if you have the thought in your mind that love does not escapes boundaries of sex, race, ethnicity, blood and religion, but don't you bring them on a board with more then one very defenssive bisexual who comments often... More then likely you have a best friend or a family memeber who has yet to come out of the closet because of homophobes like you. One day you're just gonna get your ass kicked by someone like me, bitchy-moody-defenssive, so bad that you're going to be in the hospital for more than you wish to be. You will lose your sanity that's how long you will be in there.
Keep your fucking judgement off of this board, nobody wants to see it... >>
We also don't want to see you, but hey, what's life without an idiot or two, hm?
2008-01-13 Mortified Penguin: What does "love" have to do with anything? I'm saying that homosexuals (not necessarily bisexuals, you dumbass) are idiots. Their only purpose in life is to pleasure themselves... they are, as a whole, self-centered, egotistical, morons. And if their views ever get called into question, they immediatly respond by claiming that the person they're talking to is narrow minded. Apparently, everyone who doesn't love gays is narrow minded. Don't you think that's a little hypocritical? No... of course you wouldn't... because if I don't conform and see things just like you, I'm an idiot, right? You disgust me. And furthermore, if I do have a friend or family member that turns out to be gay... then they will no longer be considered my friend and/or family member. You got that, you twit? ...now, like I was saying before I was so rudely interupted with your trivial views, we need to find a more appropriate wiki for this discussion... how about Bob's Diner? But anyway... where was I... ah yes. Whips and/or chains. What are your thoughts on the matter?
2008-01-13 Athen: Like I said, we do not want to see your beliefs on the board, especially such crap as that. And I happen to know for a fact that they are not self-centered or egotistical. I cannot say they are not morons because everybody in this world has there moments, some more than others. And I find it very hypocritical of you to judge because ever male or female on this planet has had thougths of two females having sex/two males having sex. And every man has said at least once in their life that he and his best friend should get together and fuck a girl senseless, or vise versa. No, I'm ending this conversation because frankly you're annoying and I hate homophobes.
2008-01-13 Mortified Penguin: Listen to what I say, you dolt. I'm only saying these things about homosexuals... not people who have thought of sex with the same gender, wanted a threesome, or are bisexual. And of course you wouldn't think they were morons... heck, they're probably geniuses compared to you... I'm only saying that homosexuals that refuse to get together with the opposite gender are idiots. Narrow minded idiots. The only reason you're ending the conversation, is because you're too stupid to continue. (for more fighting with Mort, please go to Argue with Mort.) Now, damn it... what are your thoughts on whips and/or chains?!!
2008-01-13 Athen: -hums and reads book-
2008-01-13 Mortified Penguin: We were just talking you jerk! Gosh, it's like you have ADD or som- hey! Let's go ride bikes!
2008-01-13 Misty-chan(I Love Rock Lee!): Mortified Penguin,WHAT THE BLOODY HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU,JUST BECAUSE SOMEONE IS A HOMOSEXUAL DOESN'T GIVE YOU THE RIGHT TO SAY THAT THEY ARE INFERIOR AND THAT THEY SHOULD BE STAMPED OUT OF EXISTENCE,BECAUSE THAT IS WRONG!
2008-01-13 Athen: Nope, I simply know when to stop debating because I know it would not change your point of view. -flicks wrist while engrossed in her book-
2008-01-13 Mortified Penguin: (To Misty) Sure they should... Picture this... there are some purple cats and some red cats. The red male cats mate with the red female cats. They have kittens and raise a whole new community of red cats. The purple male cats mate with the other purple male cats and the purple female cats mate with the other purple female cats... in a few years, they have no new community of cats to show for it. Now, eventually the red cats have too many babies, prompting them to put a few up for adoption. The purple cats, feeling that they will have nothing to show for their lives if they don't have any kittens, end up adopting some red cats. Over time, the purple cats' red kittens grow up and mate with either gender. Whatever they prefer. As time goes on, all the purple cats end up dying out, because they never had any real kittens of their own. The new communities of kittens, the red cat kittens and the purple cat kittens are all red, as the purple cats were forced to adopt, instead of naturally having kittens as nature intended. I'm sure throughout history, some red cats will have some of the same genetic deficiencies that the purple cats once had, but it doesn't matter, because they won't have any true children, because they'll be too busy getting into cat fights, having intercourse with the same gender, and generally being a burden on the cat society... So, in conclusion, the purple cats were inferior to the red cats, because they died out, whereas the red cats flourished, and even took advantage of the foolish purple cats by making them raise red cats and mooch off the purple cats' resources. Like many unsuccessful breeds of animal, the purple cats failed and died out due to a deficiency the red cats overcame. It's evolution, baby... But anyway... the point of this story is to inform you not to buy a purple cat as a pet... or even a red cat... but instead, invest in a dog. Now... can we get back to the matter at hand...? ......WHIPS AND/OR CHAINS!!!
2008-01-13 Case Open: GUYS! SERIOUSLY, come the fuck on. What is this? Fighting central? This isn't where we come to bash eachother, okay, so knock it the hell off. Penguine, if all you can do is shove other people's faces in the dirt, shut your mouth and say it out loud to yourself, not with your fingers, and if what he DOES type affends anybody, DON'T RESPOND, this is fucking rediculous!!
2008-01-13 Athen: I take the scolding gracefully. Here I am always trying to stop Neko and Penguins arguing and I was drawn into it.. Damned hypocracy. 3:
2008-01-13 Mortified Penguin: [Case Open], you moron... Did you even read what we wrote? We were finished arguing, and you had to stupidly respond, telling people not to respond. So, unless you want to continue fighting, I suggest you shut up. ...and dang it! ...what are your views on whips and/or chains?!
2007-09-16 Mortified Penguin: [Fetish Dolly Koneko™]... you can't just let her boss you around! Rebel! Slap her in the face! ...spam all you want... and [Duke Devlin]! Stop agreeing with stuff!
2007-09-17 Mortified Penguin: Well.. I've done my court ordered community service for the day... time to relax and eat some ramen...
2007-09-17 Duke Devlin: I will agree with stuff all I want thankyou oO
If I agree with something, I will say so. Why does it matter to you?
2007-09-17 Mortified Penguin: By disagreeing with me, you've technically agreed to stop agreeing... which means I win.
2007-09-17 Mortified Penguin: That's loser talk, Koneko... you've dissapointed me.
2007-09-17 Mortified Penguin: I'm sorry, but I'm done helping you people with your sad humanoid problems for the day... ask me for an appointment and I'll contact you later. Thank you. (by the way, that'll be $12.99 for services rendered)
2007-09-17 Duke Devlin: Thats terrible logic.
I meant that I agree with things... that I agree with oO
So you don't win, because there was no 'contest' to begin with =P
2007-09-17 Duke Devlin: Pah $ indeed XD
2007-09-17 Mortified Penguin: Well, I believe there was a contest. If you think there wasn't, then we disagree. Which is what I told you to do. So ha. I win.
2007-09-17 Duke Devlin: Yes.. Lets all bow down to the ultimate power of the [Mortified Penguin] -___-
There was no contest. Deal =)
2007-09-17 Mortified Penguin: Yes... let's. And thank you for your continued disagreement. It means a lot to me. (where's my money?!)
2007-09-17 Duke Devlin: You are quite welcome.. And you get no money =P No money for disagreeable penguins =P
2007-09-17 Mortified Penguin: I'm not the one disagreeing. You are. I'm simply agreeing with the fact that you're disagreeing with my agreement of- forget this! I'm too sexy for this! ...*puffs a giant cigar*... *wears his standard issue penguin tux*...
2007-09-17 Duke Devlin: Fine.., you can win XP
Smoking is bad for you.., especially you. XD
2007-09-17 Mortified Penguin: What?! ...you can't agree with me winning!! ...NOHOHOOO!!! ...*melts*...
2007-09-17 Duke Devlin: Hahahaaaaa I ruined your logic.. wait.., no I didn't. =( I've confused myself. Oh well. Fine.., you don't win.. NO! You do!! Ha.. I disagree with your last comment XP
2007-09-17 SilverFire: I'm surprised you didn't want to be paid in ramen, Mort.
2007-09-17 Duke Devlin: I'm having fun actually Dolly =) Thanks though =)))
2007-09-17 SilverFire: O.o I didn't realise I was the one with a dilemma. In fact, I didn't realise anyone had any dilemmas. Dolly, me you may feel free to message *me* about advertising on this page, if you wish. :P
2007-09-17 Duke Devlin: It's madness in here XD No it's not.. why did I say that? oO Cause I'm tired.. yeh that's it. Night! Nice 'arguing' with you [Mortified Penguin] ;)
2007-09-17 SilverFire: Hardly, Dolly - you apologised, that's good enough for me. :)
2007-09-17 Fetish Dolly Koneko™: Thank you for understanding.
2007-09-17 Mortified Penguin: By agreeing with me, you're disagreeing with what I told you to do, which was to disagree. You're technically agreeing and disagreeing. (I'll only charge you $6.99 then)
2007-09-17 Duke Devlin: That's silly logic XD I owe you nothing XD
2007-09-17 Mortified Penguin: Don't make me take this to court! ...any jury would agree with me... though I doubt there would be a jury in a civil case...
2007-09-17 Duke Devlin: *shakes head* Court is not necessary Penguin-Boy ;)
2007-09-17 Mortified Penguin: Fine... I'll just hire some mercenaries to steal the money from you... and steal a little for themselves too...
2007-09-17 Duke Devlin: Yes.., you try that ;) You'd be lucky; I have no money, I am a student in college - we're poor -___-
2007-09-17 Mortified Penguin: ...too poor for $6.99?!
2007-09-17 Duke Devlin: 'Fraid so right now. *sighs* I have NO money, the bus company stole it all, and then was late giving me my buspass -___-
2007-09-17 Mortified Penguin: *redirects the mercenaries to the bus company*
2007-09-17 Duke Devlin: Yay =) Thankyou ;) So you do infact get your money.., from Stagecoach XD
2007-09-17 Mortified Penguin: ...and from you as soon as I see you with money...
2007-09-17 Duke Devlin: Nope. You can't take from both, that is cheating, thievery, and overpayment XD
2007-09-17 Mortified Penguin: ...your point is?
2007-09-17 Duke Devlin: *tuts* Thats terrible, you lack a moral code... -___¬ XD
2007-09-17 Mortified Penguin: Code?! ...do I look like a robot to you?! ...you disgust me!
2007-09-17 Mortified Penguin: Now... feel free to go to Bob's Diner and Maze of Guile.
2007-09-17 Duke Devlin: Haha no You do not look like a robot. You look like a penguin; o I guess it makes sense for you to lack morals. =P
2007-09-17 Mortified Penguin: Quiet you! *wears tux and smoke the same giant cigar* ...If I feel that I don't have enough moral fiber, I'll just eat some cheerios! ...ha! ...fiber. ...*eats ramen*...
2007-09-17 Duke Devlin: Nice joke XD Cheerios are tastey... *eats cheerios* =] Yummy.
Don't smoke. Is bad for humans and penguins alike. *nods*
2007-09-17 Mortified Penguin: Not for flamingos though... filthy flamingos... with their standard issue pink jumpsuits... *eats ramen*...
2007-09-17 Duke Devlin: It's terrible really. Darn those flamingo's eh..? *shakes head* Perhaps you should change the rules of the earth and life with your super magic penguin powers ;)
2007-09-17 Mortified Penguin: If I weren't so terminally lazy I just might... *eats ramen*...
2007-09-17 Duke Devlin: Though so ;) You penguins are all the same; all talk and no actions *tuts*
2007-09-17 Mortified Penguin: We can actually fly... we're just too lazy. We prefer to slide from place to place... or waddle.
2007-09-17 Duke Devlin: *nods* I always suspected... Why would you have had wings if not to fly? *shakes head*
2007-09-05 Calico Tiger: I just want my sanal sex, dammit!
2007-09-05 Mortified Penguin: Fine, fine... come over to my place.
2007-09-05 Calico Tiger: *sprays Penguin with a can of Lysol* Back! BACK to abyss with you!
2007-09-05 Mortified Penguin: Hissss! *crawls back into pit*
2007-09-09 Pillowthief: Sunrose, we love you, but we must require you to wash your pants before any more humping can continue.
2007-09-10 Mortified Penguin: Or, you know... take off your pants...
2007-09-10 Zab: :O
2007-09-10 Mortified Penguin: What?! ...who said that?! ...Zab! Don't say that! ...sicko...
2007-09-10 Zab: I'm not the sicko! You're the sicko stealing my idea!
2007-09-10 Mortified Penguin: ...who?! ...Pillowthief?! ...Pillowthief! Sicko! ...don't steal ideas...
2007-09-10 Pillowthief: Dont blame me, everyone was thinking about it.
2007-02-16 sara.: Ramen sucks! *shakes fist*
2007-02-16 Mortified Penguin: WHAT?!?!! ...*kidnaps Sara*... *knocks her unconscious, poisons her, and puts her in a big empty room with nothing but a small TV and 100 bowls of ramen*...
2007-02-16 Mortified Penguin: *TV comes on*... "Sara. I want to play a game. For years, you have been rejecting the deliciousness of ramen. I have given you a deadly poison that will completely destroy your heart, unless you can find the antidote within the next thirty minutes. To your left is 100 bowls of ramen. In one of the bowls is the antidote. You must eat until you find the correct bowl and devour it, before your time is up. Bon Appétit and let the games begin." ...*TV goes off*... *clock begins counting down*...
2007-02-24 Mortified Penguin: ...uh huh... uh huh... *knocks misty out*... *puts her in a room with nothing but a small TV, hundreds of empty ramen cups, and a dead body*... *TV comes on*... "I want to play a game. Misty1. Your whole life, you've never really had to use your brain. You've drank and wasted it away. You've taken it for granted. I have slipped you a rare drug that will disolve your brain until it is nothing more than a small puddle of grey goo in a mere hour. In front of you are ten pills. If you take too few, the virus will continue eating your brain. If you take too many, you will die of an overdose. You have to use your brain and decide how many pills to take to stop the virus. So, as the old phrase goes; use it... or lose it. Let the games begin."... *TV goes off*... *timer starts going down*...
2007-02-24 Misty-chan(I Love Rock Lee!): hmmmmmmmmmm...Oh who cares!*shoots self in the head*
2007-02-24 Mortified Penguin: What?!! ...where'd you get that gun?!! ...do you know how much money it costs to set these things up?!! ...At least struggle for a while!! ...*eats ramen*...
2007-02-24 Misty-chan(I Love Rock Lee!): *is dead*
2007-02-24 Mortified Penguin: *kicks you*
2007-02-24 Misty-chan(I Love Rock Lee!): *licks your face*
2007-02-24 Mortified Penguin: ...I'll have you know I haven't washed this face in years... not even after I rolled in that poo that time...
2007-05-14 Mortified Penguin: I hate that dog... and Lassie... now, there's the dog you wanna shoot...
2007-05-15 sunabozu: *walks in and punches nokaredes*
2007-05-15 nokaredes: ...what?!
2007-05-15 Lethandros: *punches nokaredes too*
2007-05-15 Mortified Penguin: *smacks nokaredes*... all the cool kids were doing it... *also does drugs*... darn peer pressure...
2007-05-15 sunabozu: i only did it because I'm "annoying"
2007-05-15 Pillowthief: Atleast he admits it... Step one to recovery.
2007-05-15 Mortified Penguin: Step two gets a little gruesome...
2007-09-27 Mortified Penguin: I always knew he was a scarecrow in disguise...
2007-09-27 Misty-chan(I Love Rock Lee!): I always knew he was a scarecrow in disguise....
2007-09-27 Pillowthief: I always knew he was a scarecrow in disguise.....
*couch*
2007-09-27 Pillowthief: Damn it. I mean *cough*.
2007-09-27 Mortified Penguin: I know I'm awesome, but you don't have to copy me... just buy my new book... Become Like Mort in 3 Weeks: A Guide To Self-Improvement...
Stumble!