The Seminary Gang
By Seminary Students
Episode 13: Objects In Mirror Are Closer Than They Appear
"Alright, let's find Jon and get the heck out of here!"
The gang was back in Nephite times, and had refound the Nephite Ninjas. They were in a particularly dark part of the jungle, and the only light was coming from their torches.
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As i watched i noticed a light coming down "well im gonna get going i really dont want to be here." but as the light decended it landed on me.
"What art though doing here, thee art not welcome in this place."
With that i poured out my story(who wouldn't?)
"You're story is complicated one Oh little one (what he ment by that i do not know)" ye shall keep a record of what ye have seen but to make sure no-body can see what ye have wrought ye shall write you shall write you in ancient hebrew which i shall teach u. And that is how the first chapter of jon ends.
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Yeah, that's nice, but while Jon was beginning his own scripture, the rest of the gang had just come to a ledge overlooking a massive battle between the Nephites and Lamanites. What a shocker.
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As i walked over to Adam and Eve i noticed them leaving the garden and God senticening that they might never come back. I taryed with them for a while and saw cain born.
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While jon was running around with adam brian decided to go base jumping. Brian took off running and leeped off the cliff only to remember he didnt have a parachute. Brian also landed on a spear and was definatly dead. Then out of no where brians ghost appeard next to richard brian doesnt know why but god didnt make him goto spirt prision. But then suddenly a giant hand came out of the sky a slapped brians ghost hard across the transparent face. a great voice spoke and sai ''thou art now immortal. (brians body came back to the ghost.) and ill take that'' (swoosh, no more cupid powers) but i will give you this (a cheesburger came down from heaven) and with that brian said ''sweet!'' and chowed down. Kenzi just shook her head. ''that was....odd'' richard was excited though . ''we just saw the hand of god!''
''oh really? I would have never geused that a giant hand that takes cupid powers, makes peeps imortal and deals out cheeseburgers could ever have been god.....'' kenzi said sarcasticly. Richard shrugged.
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Afters seein abel being born i taryed with them for a while...
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While Jon was hip hoppin with Adam and Eve, Brian was pretty angry about not being able to die.
As he was standing around, complaining in reformed eqyptain (which we still don't know how he learned), the battle with the Nephites and Lamanites ended, and the captain came over to the gang.
"Who beist thou, strange ones with clothing girded about you, like none we've ever seen. I amth Captain Moroni."
Richard laughed and said, "Yeah well, I'm pretty sure you've never seen blond hair amoung the Nephites. Say hello to Brian... Brian...? Hey, has anyone seen Brian...?
The End
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