2003-09-18 [Jacco]: Die

2003-09-18 [Jacco]: I dont understand Wiki things...

2003-09-18 [Jacco]: I dont understand lots of thing here

2003-09-18 [Jacco]: I only like the mssges system

2003-09-18 [Jacco]: If someone reads this..... mssg me :P

2003-10-20 [*_-_*]: why dont you understand wiki things?theyre not hard to understand..........all you have to do is describe either the place and what you can do.You can basically wirte a load of rubbish!!!!!!It wouldnt matter.

2003-10-30 [Jacco]: i understand it now.. :) I posted this long time ago

2003-10-30 [*_-_*]: oh!okay then........hi by the way.

2003-11-01 [Jacco]: Hello  :D

2003-11-01 [*_-_*]: so,how are you?

2003-11-01 [Jacco]: lol.. i'm ok :) this is a cool page name :P

2003-11-01 [*_-_*]: yeah, want to start writing a story?

2003-11-01 [Jacco]: Hehe oki :P

2003-11-01 [*_-_*]: yeeeeeeeeey.

2003-11-12 [*_-_*]: why doesny any body come here any more?! *looks sad*

2003-11-12 [Jacco]: Cause I don't know where this story is all about.. its because of Evilfairy :P ! j/k

2003-11-12 [Djinn]: hey! bully :P

2003-11-12 [*_-_*]: hey kids, make up a new one!

2003-11-12 [Jacco]: Lol.. hm.. that is actually a good idea.. then I can play someone who is not scared all the time :P

2003-11-12 [*_-_*]: yeah! You could be a hero!

2003-11-12 [Jacco]: Yay! or.. maybe i just want to be a normal elf or something.. hm..

2003-11-12 [*_-_*]: yeah, well, you get to start!

2003-11-12 [Jacco]: O.o  but i'm still thinking... and i'm confused .. so u think a story.. and i'll just play my role

2003-11-12 [*_-_*]: done, your go! *smiles manically*

2003-11-12 [Jacco]: Cool. imaginary fights .. i always win.. ask [ilanyus] ;)

2003-11-12 [*_-_*]: okay.....*gulps* but you've never fought me before!

2003-11-12 [Jacco]: Hm.. true.. we'll see :D

2003-11-12 [*_-_*]: okay......lets go!

2003-11-13 [Djinn]: and then i get to fight the winner..... ^^

2003-11-13 [Jacco]: that would be me :P

2003-11-14 [Djinn]: haha not yet it isnt...

2003-11-14 [*_-_*]: nah,I could totally kick your ass......I won't give up!

2003-11-15 [Djinn]: *chants* FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT! ... *looks inconspicuous*

2003-11-15 [*_-_*]: Lol, yeah too right! But......who will win? That is the question to be!

2003-11-15 [Jacco]: well just start already!

2003-11-15 [*_-_*]: Fine then, bring it on

2003-11-16 [*_-_*]: *Yawns* well, I don't think this is a fight really.....just more of a sleeping competition....

2003-11-19 [Jacco]: .. u just killed me without even starting the fight.. hpf.. sucky.. change it!

2003-11-19 [*_-_*]: what? me? no, face it, you died! You could either re-live, but then again, you didn't take precautions and cast auto-life!

2003-11-19 [Djinn]: hehehehe.... -_- ok scjmo, lets DUEL

2003-11-19 [*_-_*]: yeah, is it definately the two of us now? Do you reckon [Jacco] hates me now? *Cowers and shudders at the thought of being hated* Oh wait, been hated by loads of people, carry on...

2003-11-20 [Jacco]: the fight dint even started.. you just said.. boom you're dead.. how fun :(

2003-11-23 [*_-_*]: what? no, you did that! you tried to kill me with the building! You call that fair?!

2003-11-23 [Jacco]: no i was just moving the fight out of the building to fight on outside.

2003-11-23 [*_-_*]: Oh yeah? Well in which case, you should have used auto-life before the battle began! Like I did, then you would have stood a chance, face it....you lost!!!!!!Or......we could take this battle else where.......

2003-11-23 [*_-_*]: You didn't even claim that you were defeated any how!

2003-11-23 [*_-_*]: I'm sorry, I feel guilty now....*goes away and thinks about her actions*

2004-07-14 [Djinn]: yeah... um... what was this? why am i watching it?

2004-08-16 [Djinn]: So... is this like the ring, but a wiki page? *thinks* Will I die in a week? Is it less than a week? Could someone have written this in the small print please?

2004-08-17 [Djinn]: Oh, I see. Thnks for explaining :D

2004-08-21 [metallickittycat]: ^-.-^ will do...

2004-09-16 [livingdeadgurl]: o jeez another one...

2004-09-16 [Djinn]: another what? Where? Eh?

2004-09-16 [Djinn]: ...does she think you cyberly smell bad or something?

2004-10-09 [Absinth Minded]: O_O It IS a wiki.....

2004-10-09 [livingdeadgurl]: mmhmm

2004-11-24 [iippo]: *dice*

2004-11-25 [Silver Fire of the Dark]: ................................

2004-11-25 [iippo]: Come on, it was a pretty good pun! Admit it.

2004-11-25 [iippo]: Bloody hell, it wasn't you who dotted at my witty pun!! ¬_¬

2004-11-25 [livingdeadgurl]: whats with the double silver ness thats kinda stupid.....

2004-11-25 [iippo]: And try to be this one's *points silbe* good friend and then be all friendly with the wrong one because you are blind to spaces like I obviously am... X.x And it was such a good pun too!

2004-11-25 [livingdeadgurl]: o yeah that would suck..specialy if the other one never has anything even remotly intelegent to say

2005-02-02 [Kayne]: *is late*

2005-02-02 [livingdeadgurl]: mmk..

2005-02-02 [iippo]: No, he really was late. :P

2005-02-03 [livingdeadgurl]: to late...muahaha...

2005-02-04 [iippo]: To late... heh, *absorbs that verb into her vocabulary* You lated. Therefore you are a later. :P

2005-02-04 [livingdeadgurl]: dammn laters...

2005-02-09 [Jiten]: "garble-Dee-gook!" said the monkeyman to captain cardboard as Mr. Take-advantage-of-anybody-he-wants-to-man watches with befuddled satisfaction

2005-02-09 [iippo]: Captain LeChimp... XD

2005-10-29 [Scream for your life 3]: die

2005-11-29 [spitfire_35121]: suuuure... another page I could have used for maze of guile...

2006-01-11 [TheEvilHat]: Son of a bitch, you take all of the good wiki names and do ABSOLUTLY NOTHING with them

2006-01-11 [TheEvilHat]: fucking wanker

2006-01-11 [iippo]: That's an oxymoron.

2006-01-12 [TheEvilHat]: now that i think about it... it would probably have been used by some emo-goth dumbass for something stupid anyway

2006-01-12 [TheEvilHat]: so nevermind ^^

2006-01-12 [iippo]: Well if you read the first page-verson, you'll see it was used for something completely pointless, until it was fixed to make it not-used and pointless.

2006-01-12 [TheEvilHat]: hmm.... indeed

2006-11-17 [(v=^.^=v)]: http://thepenguinforums.notlong.com

2006-11-17 [iippo]: Stop spamming, you thing >:(

2006-11-18 [Draugluin]: ¬.¬ Moron. How much of an annoying little shit does this spammer have to become before he can be banned?

2006-12-13 [Draugluin]: er.. uhm... quit spamming unless you wish to be banned. I don't give a damn about what you are plugging, neither does anybody else. I'm in a bad enough mood as it is without having put with another annoying little tard.

2007-07-06 [Adela Leafshanks]: Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! > .<;

2007-08-04 [Killopkie]: Green eggs and Haaam

2008-11-27 [NukleaЯ EveЯgloW™]: hi

2008-11-29 [iippo]: Hi rhymes with die.

2008-12-28 [Duke Devlin]: Thinly veiled threat?

2008-12-31 [iippo]: Well I'm all out of the thick veils.

2009-01-03 [Duke Devlin]: Ahh! Can't argue with that then. *nods*
Cake?! Pah! Who needs cake anyway!? >:O

2009-04-24 [Draugluin]: So my choice is 'or death?' Well I'll have the chicken then please.

2009-04-24 [Draugluin]: Oh no... Not another one which as succumbed to that damned idiot. He grates me on so many levels. Although primarily he is Scottish, which is worse than stealing babies and nailing them to trees, his style I find is very disjointed and wooden.

2009-04-24 [Draugluin]: You got normal from the baby nailing? I don't know.. I find him attempting to be all those things and it just being the worlds poorest act. Kinda like emo's pretending they are these deep and emotional beings and not just complete pillocks.

He has done some live at the Apollo shows as well. It might just be my hatred of the dumbed down version of Have I got news for you leaking on to all that star in it.

2009-04-24 [Duke Devlin]: I quite like him myself. :P (I can't actually contribute here, but I do like him. :P) I particularly appreciate the little scrunching of the nose he does when he knows he's said something inappropriate. :)

2009-04-25 [iippo]: I know I am, I totally want to do a little scrunching noise :C

2009-04-25 [Draugluin]: Oh, no.. The little attempt of pushing his glasses back up without touching them? I just can't stand 1 liners and that's all his stuff seems to be IN MY OPINION. Sorry, just thought I best get that in to clarify that I can say what ever I like now :)

I like a routine that steadily develops not a mechanical firing off of short jokes meant to shock.

2009-04-25 [Draugluin]: It makes him look like a badgers arse as well. Stoopid scrunchy nose >.<

2009-04-27 [Draugluin]: Shame I can't stand Mock the week then >.<

2009-04-27 [Duke Devlin]: I do agree that comedians that build up to something, rather than drop one-liners and such, are better... But he's still funny. :P (In my opinion. =X)

2009-04-28 [Draugluin]: I'm just too picky my my funnies I guess.

2009-04-29 [Duke Devlin]: Fair enough. ^^ We all have different tastes... XD

2009-05-04 [iippo]: I like one-liner guys (like Mitch Hedberg), but the little bit I saw of this guy we're talking about (I don't even know his name anymore), I didn't appreciate the random 'now I abuse this famous person' and 'now I randomly abuse another famous person' - I'm too nice for that sort of comedy, even if it's well built up (my least favourite Bill Bailey -bit is when he does those mock-songs for Phil Collins and Chris DeBurgh - it's funny satire, but it's still mocking someone else and I find that less funny than some other sort of randomness).

2009-05-06 [Duke Devlin]: (I quite like the 'Human slaves, in an insect NATION' song personally. :D <3 Love Bill Bailey XD) Ahh, I just love humour of pretty much any kind - except toilet humour. I find that vulgar and unnecessary. =| What is funny about 'poo'? -.-

2009-05-20 [Draugluin]: Dugong! :O

You should add another next to it and see if any more appear :)

2011-07-16 [Nioniel]: Crap. I died. :/