You enter the scene as the tribesmen finish off the massive hairy lump, as you step nearer, they look up vacantly, and go back to polishing their rifles

[Lol beans]
"Indeed"

The first one, obviously the leader stands up and addresses you
"You must be another travveler from the south, i am SlarkBarkfasty, leader of this outpost, can we help you at all?

[No, bugger off you salty git]
"Shut up!"

"What? What did you say?" Inqures the tribesman

Umm...what I said was......

Can I help your cause?
You smell of shit!
I need a weapon!!!
What are these ManBoobs?

Take me to Bube Pass
Trollope of the forest tryed to kill me!!!

Where can I kill myself to escape from this hell?

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No camping here